If people can clean their hands with a simple name change, then why can't games? Paleo Entertainment recently re-dubbed its bargain-priced shooter, Merchants of Brooklyn, as "Drug Wars." Currently exclusive to Steam, Merchants of Brooklyn suffered an embarrassing release in mid-March when an alpha version was mistakenly sold in place of the final code and apparently failed to recover any credibility. Its Metacritic score of "36" ranks near the bottom of all 2009 games to date. "Drug Wars," on the other hand, ranks decidedly better with a "No Score Yet" rating.
The new name wasn't exactly pulled from thin air (well, at least not this time), as "Drug Wars" was adopted from last month's free, beta-release multiplayer update by the same name. Paleo is clearly shifting focus away from the original single-player campaign -- which has since been "reworked" -- and toward the Drug Wars multiplayer mode. Of course, the fresh start also means building a player base from scratch. Currently, we count three -- and a fourth player who "can't find it to play it." Sounds like this is one of those cold kinda wars, eh?
Keep that fire burning, Mr. Elite Neanderthal Fighter. Keep that fire burning.
Reader Comments (15)
Posted: Jul 2nd 2009 8:02PM einhanderkiller said
If they made it free and ad-supported, maybe people would play this.
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Posted: Jul 2nd 2009 8:06PM ShirowShirow said
What's funny is i probably would never have heard of this game if it weren't for the botched release.
"Merchants of brooklyn" is still a much, much better name.
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"Merchants of brooklyn" is still a much, much better name.
Posted: Jul 2nd 2009 9:46PM (Unverified) said
The game's leaked "Alpha" was really a coverup due to how glitchy the game was.
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Posted: Jul 2nd 2009 8:22PM TheDarkWayne said
Whoever thought that inflammable meant flammable?
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Posted: Jul 2nd 2009 9:19PM (Unverified) said
The Dark Wayne, I'm surprised at you. You of all people should know a words Latin origin.
Just about the entire world read "inflammable" (in- being an intensive prefix and NOT a negative one) as extremely flammable until we Americans came along and decided that people could misinterpret inflammable as "not flammable." (Apparently it was our insurance industry.)
So now, thanks to us, we have both inflammable and flammable labels that mean the exact same thing. So remember, when you see two gas tanks and one is labeled "inflammable" and the other "flammable," they'll both serve as adequate distractions as you infiltrate the enemy's hideout yet again.
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Just about the entire world read "inflammable" (in- being an intensive prefix and NOT a negative one) as extremely flammable until we Americans came along and decided that people could misinterpret inflammable as "not flammable." (Apparently it was our insurance industry.)
So now, thanks to us, we have both inflammable and flammable labels that mean the exact same thing. So remember, when you see two gas tanks and one is labeled "inflammable" and the other "flammable," they'll both serve as adequate distractions as you infiltrate the enemy's hideout yet again.
Posted: Jul 2nd 2009 9:24PM Shmil said
Wait isn't this about the frozen caveman who was thawed out and given a robot hand so he could fight in an underground tournament. Only to break out and then wreck havoc on the city? It looked like a classic id or duke nukem game. And now its being renamed "Drug Wars?" WTFmate?
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Posted: Jul 2nd 2009 9:27PM TheDarkWayne said
i think the cyborg caveman worked for the mafia? Maybe?
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Posted: Jul 3rd 2009 12:58AM TheBrainninja said
I wonder where that leaves those of us who bought it. Is it an update to MoB that will overwrite the old game files? That would be cool, though I'm not sure of the exact logistics behind that.
Hmm. I'd be willing to give the game a second chance.
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Hmm. I'd be willing to give the game a second chance.
Posted: Jul 3rd 2009 4:07AM TheBrainninja said
...If I had paid better attention, to either the article or my steam games tab, I would've known that MoB is no more. A happy-faced Drug Wars icon takes its place.
I'm sure this is of interest to the zero people who bought it and haven't looked at Steam in a while.
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I'm sure this is of interest to the zero people who bought it and haven't looked at Steam in a while.
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