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Posted: Jul 3rd 2009 10:52PM Tr3pidation said

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Oh, I got confused. Apparently this isn't about tutu worlds :(
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Posted: Jul 3rd 2009 10:55PM HydrophobicFish PSN ID Hydrophob said

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No, it's four worlds.
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Posted: Jul 3rd 2009 10:55PM darkinchworm said

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If they seriously dropped the original name for simply "Two Worlds 2," they are... challenged. That's almost as bad as the potential "Army of Two 2."

In its defense, though, the original wasn't TOO bad... after a patchin'.
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Posted: Jul 3rd 2009 10:57PM TheDarkWayne said

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I hope these authors dare not pollute thine game with dialogue afoul forsooth.
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Posted: Jul 3rd 2009 11:40PM finnith said

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Yea verily!
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Posted: Jul 4th 2009 12:12AM (Unverified) said

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The English voice acting on Two Worlds was only tolerable thanks to its laughable translation/embellishment.
Sadly, the rest of the game was less tolerable
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Posted: Jul 4th 2009 2:39PM Mazrael said

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If you stuttered all the way to the ending.. turns out the lead guy only has eyes for his sister... So that's why he needed to save her so... I could of lost my lunch to that ending..
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Posted: Jul 3rd 2009 11:00PM (Unverified) said

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Well, you can only go up right? Two Worlds was one of the 5 worst games I've played this gen, along with (pre-analog patch) Lair, Haze, Too Human, and Enchanted Arms.

It promised so much in early previews, that I was actually more excited for it than Oblivion but it was beyond terrible :(
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Posted: Jul 4th 2009 12:59AM (Unverified) said

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I found Too Human and Two Worlds to be two (no pun intended) of my favorite games this gen. But then again, we don't agree on much.

They both try hard, but fall on their faces, but have tons of depth... you just have to get past their technological faceplants.
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Posted: Jul 4th 2009 5:42AM E Honda the Man said

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lol tiptup lol
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Posted: Jul 4th 2009 6:28AM Ghen said

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Too human was a fun game. Not as good as it could have been, but for a game to go stale like that in development for years it ended up all right. Definitely waiting for a sequel on it. Never played Two worlds.
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Posted: Jul 5th 2009 1:15AM modifiedbears said

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Too Human didn't have depth. I beat the game and it was far from the deep end. It was sitting in the kiddie pool soaking in warm piss.
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Posted: Jul 6th 2009 1:33AM MrCassian said

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Enchanted Arms was pretty great for the first RPG released this generation. It's not nearly as bad as you say...
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Posted: Jul 3rd 2009 11:03PM LaughingTarget said

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I hold great sorrow for those who were suckered into buying this game in enough quantities to promote a sequel.
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Posted: Jul 3rd 2009 11:32PM TheDarkWayne said

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i remember in the original OXM article waaaay before it came out that reality pump is made up of a lot of actual rocket scientists, so i guess it's self funded " /
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Posted: Jul 3rd 2009 11:07PM Nadril said

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2x2 Worlds.
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Posted: Jul 3rd 2009 11:09PM (Unverified) said

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Best part is this author probably didnt even play the game. Two Worlds on PC was actually pretty good. It was pretty shallow but a good game.

Dialogue in the first game was painful and i hope they really are balancing the game. In the first game players who picked to be archers were so much more powerful
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Posted: Jul 3rd 2009 11:12PM falcomadol said

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It was technically very poor, but underneath all the bad voice acting and poorly implemented graphics was a really interesting game, actually. Unlike, say, Dark Messiah of Might and Magic.
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Posted: Jul 3rd 2009 11:21PM Credge said

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Are you talking about the Console game? If so, I agree.

If you're talking about the PC game, you're a tard.
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Posted: Jul 3rd 2009 11:25PM (Unverified) said

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Dark Messiah was great on pc but buggy. On console it was a disaster
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Posted: Jul 3rd 2009 11:28PM falcomadol said

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Disaster doesn't even begin to describe it in my view. It's the worst 360 game that I've played from start to finish, and I can't even tell you WHY I DID IT.
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Posted: Jul 4th 2009 3:20AM (Unverified) said

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DMMM on PC was good for multi-player, its hard to find good matches though.
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Posted: Jul 3rd 2009 11:44PM (Unverified) said

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Really? Wasn't the first two worlds shitty enough for them.
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Posted: Jul 3rd 2009 11:47PM NukeAssault said

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Where did they get the money for this? =|
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Posted: Jul 4th 2009 12:05AM Kattleox said

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HOW MANY VOICE ACTORS DOES IT HAVE?

A) 0-5
B) 5-10
C) >10

If the answer is "C", then Two Worlds has my attention, and a valuable feature TES IV didn't.
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Posted: Jul 4th 2009 12:48AM (Unverified) said

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How many people test played Tow Worlds before launching game.....A, leaning more towards that big 0.
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Posted: Jul 4th 2009 10:53AM (Unverified) said

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They can have 1000 different voice actors, but if they all speak like they did in Two Worlds 1 then it really doesn't matter how many they have.
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Posted: Jul 4th 2009 12:13AM soccerdude21490 said

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I hope this one is better, I wanted to like the first one, but it was just too hard! I think it just got bit by the hype bug when people were comparing it to Oblivion, because it was DEFINITELY not Oblivion!
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Posted: Jul 4th 2009 12:15AM DelTrigger said

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They should just remake the first game because no one will know the storyline of the first. Unless you were either THAT bored or read a synopsis online or something.
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Posted: Jul 4th 2009 12:41AM (Unverified) said

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I literally just picked up two worlds on pc (ten bucks for a new collectors edition of a game my old pc can handle well? fuck yeah i'm buying it) and mayhaps the dialogue sucks, but i honestly would give it a seven. It might be kinda shallow, but it didn't have as many annoying things as TES (ie, five voice actors, boring main quest, the majority of the game being useless, like caves with an imp and a chest)
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Posted: Jul 4th 2009 12:43AM (Unverified) said

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To clarify that, i mean the core game is worse, but there are less things to rant about in two worlds then there is in oblivion
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Posted: Jul 4th 2009 3:22AM (Unverified) said

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Aye, Oblivion is best played with lots of community mods. I've only played Two Worlds on 360, may try it on PC.
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Posted: Jul 4th 2009 12:45AM (Unverified) said

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The fail because they don't copy TES franchise. If it was a clone, maybe the game would be playable. Nothing like creating your character in TW and in the opening cut scene it's not who you just created, I also didn't know opening a door was a mini game.
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Posted: Jul 4th 2009 12:58AM bak said

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The framerate of Two Worlds was so weird and uneven that I had to play it via peripheral vision in order to not get sick. I wanted to love that game but MAYHAP it just wasn't worth it. First and only game that ever made me sick... Hear it was patched and made smoother but alas it was too late - I returneth it.
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Posted: Jul 4th 2009 1:34AM (Unverified) said

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All I think about when I think about this game now http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iithGqPB328
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Posted: Jul 4th 2009 6:32AM Ghen said

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After working retail (not gamestop) for 2 years its just not funny. People do that and they're actually serious. For dumber reasons too.
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Posted: Jul 4th 2009 1:58AM Sylath said

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Seriously? did you actually play all the way through that game? The endgame made me want to beat the crap out of the nearest thing closest to me. Balance was not an issue to whoever made that steaming pile.
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Posted: Jul 4th 2009 2:01AM Sylath said

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Okay... that was meant for Dark_Inchworm. Gotta love the reply system here.
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Posted: Jul 4th 2009 3:46AM Nobledevil Gaming Optimist said

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Wretched is a good word for it - I'll stick with that and not bother making an original comment.
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Posted: Jul 4th 2009 5:24AM Kenoji said

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"Two Worlds II: Four Worlds & Beyond"
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Posted: Jul 4th 2009 9:58AM (Unverified) said

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Two Worlds was not a hard game. I guess you just got killed by the wolves or the three orcs in the beginning of the game and quit.

It was not a perfect game by any means. It was enjoyable if you looked past the flaws. The people at Reality Pump took the criticism from the game seriously.
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Posted: Jul 4th 2009 11:44AM Tunguska said

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Whoah, that is exactly what I did. Killed by orcs and wolves early on then never played it anymore. Stopped because of the death but I also had some other games I really wanted to play at the time. When I first bought it I thought it was crap then it reminded me of when the 3D MMORPG's started up..had that feel to me just a single player version.

Even if I thought it was terrible and hated it I still wouldn't complain too much considering I bought it brand new cheaper than what it would be to rent. Seven or nine bucks.
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Posted: Jul 4th 2009 12:06PM Coldbrand said

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Why?
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Posted: Jul 4th 2009 12:14PM hfm said

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I had fun with two worlds. very ambitious for a small studio and quircky.

MAYHAP!
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Posted: Jul 4th 2009 12:44PM (Unverified) said

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[I've been banned]
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Posted: Jul 4th 2009 2:16PM (Unverified) said

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Man, Two Worlds was such a waste of time and money. I didn't buy it though. Rented it on gamefly. I laughed during the opening cutscene but then almost cried when I got to the gameplay. Yuck.
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Posted: Jul 4th 2009 2:43PM (Unverified) said

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@Winterfang
You beat me to it.
I was going to say
Oh, great. Two Worlds 2. Another opportunity to lick The Taint.
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Posted: Jul 4th 2009 6:22PM bvhj said

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I really hope its as bad as the first one, if it is, day one purchase for me!
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Posted: Jul 5th 2009 2:08PM (Unverified) said

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I actually modded oblivion for quite some time, easy to use mod kits really add to the life of a game. i'm thinking of upgrading my computer and buying fallout 3 just so i can mod it
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