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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
Donalds5 @ Jul 3rd 2009 9:04PM
*no comment*
The Dark Wayne @ Jul 3rd 2009 9:06PM
*head explodes*
MystileArmor @ Jul 3rd 2009 9:30PM
*jizz in my pan*.. I mean *head assplodes*
sony boy @ Jul 3rd 2009 9:36PM
i wish i could shut my playboy mouth, oh oh.
MechaGamerX @ Jul 3rd 2009 9:39PM
SPAGHETTI-O'S!!!
Now in interweb flavors!!
playwhutyalike @ Jul 3rd 2009 10:11PM
Hey Mystil, you, uh, done with that pan?
ArchiGamer @ Jul 3rd 2009 10:25PM
Hey! I let you borrow my pan to cook not to get all your manhood on it!
fffunfarm06 @ Jul 3rd 2009 10:40PM
OFF TOPIC:
WHEREZ MUH PODCAST JUSTIN???!!!
/end
playwhutyalike @ Jul 3rd 2009 11:11PM
Hopefully this is a non-stick pan.....
MystileArmor @ Jul 4th 2009 11:59AM
Not anymore it isn't.
DiGiTAL SiN254 @ Jul 3rd 2009 9:05PM
Hammer time?
Saint @ Jul 3rd 2009 9:06PM
Short articles are the best. Bravo.
shane86 @ Jul 3rd 2009 9:07PM
A Lady Gaga game?
tmacairjordan87 @ Jul 3rd 2009 9:19PM
A what now?
*googles*
Wow I'm getting old fast. 3 years removed from high school and I already can't keep up with the new "cool" music.
mezzanine @ Jul 3rd 2009 9:32PM
http://vimeo.com/3173432
Wes @ Jul 4th 2009 1:03AM
That's what I thought too...and in other news lady gaga prepares to sue for copyright infringement on her already trademarked song title.
Deck @ Jul 4th 2009 1:30AM
I....I....I don't understand....
mars @ Jul 3rd 2009 9:12PM
how do you make lady gaga angry?
MechaGamerX @ Jul 3rd 2009 9:31PM
Take away her pacifier.
sony boy @ Jul 3rd 2009 9:40PM
by closing her playboy mouth.
Girugamuk (Moptimus Slimed) @ Jul 3rd 2009 11:04PM
read her poker face?
mars @ Jul 3rd 2009 11:19PM
no...the correct answer was...poker face
now, I'll let all of you guys ponder this one...
How do you make lady gaga happy?
find out next time on "Riddles by Mars"
Longhorn of Myon [PSN: MariusElijah] @ Jul 4th 2009 12:11AM
if she takes a ride on your disco stick?
mars @ Jul 4th 2009 12:19AM
nope. just dance! although I will accept your answer, as it made me chuckle
sjenky @ Jul 4th 2009 2:52AM
Poke her face :-D (preferably not with your disco stick)
XGM @ Jul 3rd 2009 9:16PM
Just like this comment, this has to be the best post ever. It has a fitting image with no bullsh!t following because it went straight to the point.
ChuckBartowski @ Jul 3rd 2009 9:16PM
Justin Glow better hurry up and finish that time machine so we can go kill the ubisoft worker who thought of this before he does.
iluvmyzune @ Jul 3rd 2009 9:17PM
podcast this week 99.99???
MechaGamerX @ Jul 3rd 2009 9:22PM
JUST STOP enough of the limitless critical comments ON MY LIFE!!!
couldn't resist.
Sly @ Jul 3rd 2009 9:24PM
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MechaGamerX @ Jul 3rd 2009 9:35PM
Need moar OH-WA-AHAHAH!!
...I'll stop now.
Sly @ Jul 3rd 2009 10:15PM
is that a disturbed reference?
xtremeholymuffin @ Jul 3rd 2009 10:46PM
I think it might have been a reference to this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmzYR4IQ_kM
Oh, who am I kidding, it was probably a Disturbed reference. Every day I lose a tiny bit of hope in the human race.
Sly @ Jul 3rd 2009 10:55PM
disturbed has some pretty good songs. it's not like they're the jonas brothers or anything.
Foetoid @ Jul 3rd 2009 11:04PM
Disturbed is awesome and one of my favourite bands.
Girugamuk (Moptimus Slimed) @ Jul 3rd 2009 11:07PM
"disturbed has some pretty good songs. it's not like they're the jonas brothers or anything."
thats why their songs are only "pretty good"
xtremeholymuffin @ Jul 4th 2009 4:22AM
If I was insulting a halfway-decent band I would have been voted down to oblivion.
tmacairjordan87 @ Jul 4th 2009 10:57AM
Disturbed is ok if you go by today's metal standards, but like the rest of today's music I can't listen to it. I just feel like I'm regressing when I go from old Metallica or Megadeth to anything from the last 10 years.
Sly @ Jul 4th 2009 12:23PM
tmac, you make a good point. ride the lightning > anything else IMO.
MystileArmor @ Jul 3rd 2009 9:29PM
*Achievement Unlocked: Break A Hip"
embassy @ Jul 3rd 2009 9:37PM
That pic reminded me of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEdWVkGgUK4
MechaGamerX @ Jul 3rd 2009 9:41PM
SNL? In my Joystiq?!!
MADNESS!!
Blank-Mage @ Jul 4th 2009 2:03AM
Sparta.
Desert Eagle @ Jul 3rd 2009 9:38PM
Wait, what?
Zexion_VI @ Jul 3rd 2009 9:39PM
Its just that you can't read Ubisofts poker face....
ArchiGamer @ Jul 3rd 2009 9:47PM
I don't know what to make of them anymore....
Brackynews @ Jul 3rd 2009 10:08PM
Thank you for bein' a friend.
Donald @ Jul 3rd 2009 10:09PM
Your Assassin's Creed sales at work, folks.
Sly @ Jul 3rd 2009 10:57PM
interchangeable with splinter cell.
Girugamuk (Moptimus Slimed) @ Jul 3rd 2009 11:03PM
other way around