Don't take our word for it though, watch it after the break and see what you think.
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Wolfenstein motion comic serves up action with a side of cheese
by Richard Mitchell 
on Jul 4th 2009 9:00PM
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Don't take our word for it though, watch it after the break and see what you think.
[Via BigDownload]
Reader Comments (40)
Posted: Jul 4th 2009 9:09PM moominsean said
take that. and i'll take these.
yeah animation=cool. dialogue=lame.
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yeah animation=cool. dialogue=lame.
Posted: Jul 5th 2009 3:05AM The Blank Mage Returns said
I want to vote this up. But I can't. Not in good conscience. But I did anyway. Let's go to Hell TOGETHER!
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Posted: Jul 4th 2009 9:49PM Chief Oddball said
Interesting. This animation seems to be a (very brief) retelling of pieces of the original Wolfenstein 3-D episodes 1 and 3. Appropriate, given that the classic game is on XBLA now.
Animation was pretty cool. The Noir style reminded me of the comic interludes from the first Max Payne. Alas, the one-liners were pretty groan-inducing. B.J. was always a bit more modest than Duke. (But then, who isn't...)
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Animation was pretty cool. The Noir style reminded me of the comic interludes from the first Max Payne. Alas, the one-liners were pretty groan-inducing. B.J. was always a bit more modest than Duke. (But then, who isn't...)
Posted: Jul 4th 2009 10:11PM (Unverified) said
EDIT: This is your first warning. If you do it again, you're banned. No dice on ASCII art.
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Posted: Jul 4th 2009 10:22PM Typicalgamer said
what the hell is that???
Is that two vaginas mixed together to make another dimension?
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Is that two vaginas mixed together to make another dimension?
Posted: Jul 4th 2009 11:06PM MystileArmor said
I mean, I know it's the logo, I mean why the fuck did he bring it up?
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Posted: Jul 4th 2009 10:18PM MaliceMajorE15 said
imperialist nazis and their swastika shaped jails!!!
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Posted: Jul 5th 2009 3:08AM The Blank Mage Returns said
I can't be the only one who sees where this is going.
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Posted: Jul 5th 2009 3:07AM (Unverified) said
My comment was edited because I thought this was a classified ad website where I can post bad links! BAM!
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Posted: Jul 5th 2009 5:33AM (Unverified) said
Take this advice from a fellow idiot, you're an idiot.
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Posted: Jul 5th 2009 2:05PM Alex R said
You are the biggest pile of joke I have ever seen. Whoever wrote that petition (probably you) is a tard and cannot either use a spellchecker or has any grasp of how punctuation is used. It is probably the most worthless petition ever invented, and also, upon looking at the current votes, only 7 people have wasted their time on it. I reckon that 6 of those votes are you from various computers at where you work.
PS, It's dinner time. Time to whip someone up.
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PS, It's dinner time. Time to whip someone up.
Posted: Jul 5th 2009 4:00AM (Unverified) said
Poor Germans. Nobody's giving 'em a break, not even 60 years after the fact... Always ending up as the bad guys, the evil s.o.b:s you can remorselessly just kill without feeling bad about it yourself.
Glad I'm not German. I'm not sure I'd much enjoy playing a game where my fellow countrymen are portrayed as little more than crazed goons to be cut down by the player's machine gun. :P
...Which means I'm now free to enjoy cutting down a great many crazed German goons, lol!
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Glad I'm not German. I'm not sure I'd much enjoy playing a game where my fellow countrymen are portrayed as little more than crazed goons to be cut down by the player's machine gun. :P
...Which means I'm now free to enjoy cutting down a great many crazed German goons, lol!
Posted: Jul 5th 2009 5:40AM (Unverified) said
God I hope future historians take this video as fact.
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Posted: Jul 5th 2009 9:06AM Johnny Locke said
If all remnants of the nazis disappear over time, and they find this video on a disc somewhere, it would be hilarious.
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Posted: Jul 5th 2009 1:49PM The Wicker Man said
Still my favorite. Just finished the xbla version. Wolf is still fun. I thought the short was cool, and not as cheesy as most things I play.
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Posted: Jul 5th 2009 2:27PM (Unverified) said
You americans really deserve your bad reputation... luckily I live in Europe. All the world (from east to ovest) is considering you as pile of shit and that it's true. I mean there are (few) great people in America, but the majority is ignorant fat people, beer drinkers and hot dogs eaters, resources suckers.
You are really pity people. Mine english could not be the best but it's far better than your italian if we think at it.
Pity people. :)
P.S.: Sorry for the few americans good people, I don't want to hurt you. But you know, your country is infested with these apes.
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You are really pity people. Mine english could not be the best but it's far better than your italian if we think at it.
Pity people. :)
P.S.: Sorry for the few americans good people, I don't want to hurt you. But you know, your country is infested with these apes.
Posted: Jul 5th 2009 3:35PM conroe64 said
You can tell what the whole world thinks of Italy, too, by the games that Italians are cast in. There is no Wolfenstini with a pizza chef Hitlerio trying to take over the world... instead there is a plump little Italian plumber that eats mushrooms and fights turtles.
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Posted: Jul 5th 2009 3:45PM (Unverified) said
And then he gives Bowser some cement shoes so he can sleep with the fishys.
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Posted: Jul 5th 2009 4:14PM (Unverified) said
@ &rew: Mafia it was not invented by italians... it was spread in Japan a lot early then in Italy (it's history) and it is in every angle of the planet. Fat people drinkers and hot dogs eaters, resources suckers and Jeep drivers are typical americans. It's not me.. just listen to YOUR press.
@ engler: The average italian eat 'pasta', drink water or wine and drive a small car and it's well mannered (we have those idiots too, but FAR LESS). It's not that bad.
P.S.: Sorry for the good people, I don't want to offend you.
And if you say that we elected Mussolini and Berlusconi you are right, we too do some bad things.
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@ engler: The average italian eat 'pasta', drink water or wine and drive a small car and it's well mannered (we have those idiots too, but FAR LESS). It's not that bad.
P.S.: Sorry for the good people, I don't want to offend you.
And if you say that we elected Mussolini and Berlusconi you are right, we too do some bad things.
Posted: Jul 5th 2009 5:36PM (Unverified) said
All hail our greasy,orange skinned, spikey-haired, Guido overlords. Ciao!
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Posted: Jul 9th 2009 12:36AM (Unverified) said
This at least is better than the majority of games Richard Mitchell has hyped over the years. Clover and Pirates Vs. Ninja's Dodgeball. Richard Mitchell's poor tastes in video games are clearly cheesy.
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