Despite starting bidding at a reasonable (for a legendary artifact) $25, nobody bid on 0iz0's auction for some old food. Now what is he to do? How does one dispose of something like this?
[Thanks, George!]
Despite starting bidding at a reasonable (for a legendary artifact) $25, nobody bid on 0iz0's auction for some old food. Now what is he to do? How does one dispose of something like this?
[Thanks, George!]
Reader Comments (13)
Posted: Jul 6th 2009 12:58PM MystileArmor said
He should've just thrown in a freebie like worn underwear, that always seems to get a couple of hits.
Posted: Jul 6th 2009 12:58PM Monkeytofu said
He must consume it and become one with Link.
Posted: Jul 6th 2009 1:00PM dreganfyre said
Referring to the guy behind the counter as a "late night, tired, acne infested teenage boy" is a bit harsh when you're the type of guy who puts a vaguely mystical instrument-shaped chicken strip on eBay for $25.
Posted: Jul 6th 2009 1:04PM go1denchi1d said
He should of drilled holes into it, hollowed it out, and then played a tune which he could have included with his item.
Posted: Jul 6th 2009 1:15PM Courtney said
Ah, he didn't post any buyer questions, those are usually the best parts of these auctions.
Posted: Jul 6th 2009 1:30PM KaBob799 said
I have heard of a mystical power called cooking which allows you to shape food with your own hands.
Posted: Jul 6th 2009 1:40PM StormEagle said
I am Error *strikethrough* Stupid.
Posted: Jul 6th 2009 2:05PM isotrex said
Duh?! Selling it on ebay?! ROFL >_>
Now, he'll die of hunger for not eating the chicken strip.
Or maybe Link will find it and somehow unlock its mystical powers.
CHICKENNN!!! KAPOWWW!!!
Now, he'll die of hunger for not eating the chicken strip.
Or maybe Link will find it and somehow unlock its mystical powers.
CHICKENNN!!! KAPOWWW!!!
Posted: Jul 6th 2009 2:30PM natureboy46 said
Ocarina, bah!
He should've tried to sell it as a submarine-shaped chicken product.
He should've tried to sell it as a submarine-shaped chicken product.
Posted: Jul 6th 2009 10:04PM Nook said
I'd encase it in a clear epoxy or something like that and then play the song of time, then repost ad on ebay.
timeless approach.
timeless approach.
Posted: Jul 7th 2009 12:26PM GiantGamer said
On the News Tonight: Tragedy happen late yesterday when a video game fanatic dressed up as his favourite character took his own life by ingesting part of a 7 year old piece of chicken. At one time this food item was up for bid on E-Bay, But as no one bid for this item for a few years the Diluted Video Game fanatic deiced to dress up and try to play a song on the rotten food item. If it were not for the you-tube video hes was attempting to film at the time, The police would have surly have concluded that this was a case of suicide.
Posted: Jul 7th 2009 12:29PM (Unverified) said
Hate to say, but it'd make more money right now if it looked like Michael Jackson.
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