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Posted: Jul 7th 2009 10:34PM AlvinRod said

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DSG!!
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Posted: Jul 7th 2009 10:37PM (Unverified) said

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NO! NOT HER AGAIN!
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Posted: Jul 7th 2009 10:42PM (Unverified) said

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I almost didn't catch her! Hurray for Joystiq!
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Posted: Jul 7th 2009 10:53PM (Unverified) said

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Goddammit I hope we're not going back to that shit again. Don't want to go back to Kotaku for a day again, my computer doesn't like it for some reason.
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Posted: Jul 7th 2009 10:53PM (Unverified) said

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Oh hey! Dead Space Girl! Ah joy.
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Posted: Jul 7th 2009 10:54PM (Unverified) said

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SHE HAS RETURNED!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: Jul 7th 2009 10:57PM (Unverified) said

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OUR MESSIAH HAS BEEN RESURRECTED
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Posted: Jul 7th 2009 11:06PM DevilSei said

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Hey, for those about to whine about her returning, its the back of her head, so imagine her face in whatever kind of condition you want and you'll feel better!
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Posted: Jul 7th 2009 11:10PM Sly C said

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nah, they're just reusing the pic from an article from that day. but if they are bringing it back, i have to change my avatar back to DSG...
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Posted: Jul 7th 2009 11:15PM Sly C said

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and devilsei, you can see her face reflected on the knife...
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Posted: Jul 7th 2009 11:55PM patboy2008 said

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DSG!! I've been awaiting your return. I've been continuing your work as promised. http://tinypic.com/a/ws9f/1
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Posted: Jul 7th 2009 11:58PM (Unverified) said

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@pat1202003

Love the Brutal Legend one just cause it fits nicely. +1
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Posted: Jul 8th 2009 12:05AM SpydaKat said

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How dare she assault the beloved!
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Posted: Jul 8th 2009 5:59AM Xemplar said

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This must be some kind of social experiment with internet memes.

All it does is detract from the article. Why bother wasting your energy with 'journalism'? Just start posting DSG pictures; the result will be just the same.
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Posted: Jul 7th 2009 10:35PM Jrinswand said

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Uhh... what?
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Posted: Jul 7th 2009 10:36PM Roofie said

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Trophy Unlocked!

You just decapitated your first demon and managed to do it without having to look at icky blood! That shit is gross.
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Posted: Jul 7th 2009 10:38PM (Unverified) said

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Wow, this game is going to suck. It's like making a Mario game WITHOUT Mario or making a GT game without cars. It won't work for this franchise. Ninja Gaiden always had a mediocre/sub-par story; however, that was forgiven because of it's gory and amazing game-play. What does the game have left?
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Posted: Jul 7th 2009 10:43PM Peter F said

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Boobies?
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Posted: Jul 7th 2009 10:48PM (Unverified) said

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I think the answer you're looking for is staring right at you.
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Posted: Jul 7th 2009 11:26PM Aperture said

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"GT game without cars"

Also known as Tourist Trophy
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Posted: Jul 8th 2009 9:38AM (Unverified) said

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The analogy you are giving is so off, if Ninja Gaiden didn't have any avatars to control, then your crap analogy would be spot on.
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Posted: Jul 8th 2009 12:11PM cbarrentos said

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shit yeah, son, i'm all about that Super Mario in Compton, yo.
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Posted: Jul 7th 2009 10:38PM DeepFriedSushi said

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lol, they're just trying to covering their asses, they took out limbs and blood trails since it caused too much slowdown with alpha blending since they have significantly gpu.
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Posted: Jul 7th 2009 10:52PM (Unverified) said

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If that was the case, they could've just toned down the gore to NGS1 levels. They removed it altogether.


Meh. I don't care about it tho. Now I can play this in my living room without getting disapproving looks from my family when they see what I'm playing.
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Posted: Jul 8th 2009 12:34AM tobz1000 said

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Yeah, they significantly the whole GPU. And accidentally the RAM.
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Posted: Jul 7th 2009 10:38PM Haggard said

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Well, I'm sure the compelling plot will keep players happy.
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Posted: Jul 8th 2009 5:20AM The Blank Mage Returns said

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There are still a good 4 or so ninjas left in Ryu's clan, waiting patiently to be slaughtered so as to give Ryu another quest for vengeance.
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Posted: Jul 7th 2009 10:39PM ExMcCloud said

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Soooooooo? Apparently they must not want me to buy this game? Imagine GOW with no gore.
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Posted: Jul 7th 2009 10:39PM (Unverified) said

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Okay so violence didn't fit there concept, but demon Statue of Liberty did? WTFuck?
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Posted: Jul 7th 2009 10:40PM (Unverified) said

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I wouldn't say violence should be avoided entirely, but Ryu probably gets more action than any ninja in the history of ninjas has ever gotten in their entire lives in one hour. Not much ninja-ing going on there if you know what I mean.
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Posted: Jul 7th 2009 10:41PM Typicalgamer said

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Great. DSG Bitch is back.
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Posted: Jul 7th 2009 10:49PM TheDarkWayne said

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that's no way to talk about a lady
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Posted: Jul 7th 2009 10:42PM (Unverified) said

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Ninja Gaiden without blood and high levels of violence??

What madness is this??!!!!!!!!

Also: DSG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: Jul 8th 2009 3:24AM (Unverified) said

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Sparta?
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Posted: Jul 7th 2009 10:42PM (Unverified) said

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If they fix everything that people were complaining about with this game, then I say who cares. The gore is funny and cool and everything, but I would rather have a better game over a bloodier one.
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Posted: Jul 7th 2009 10:42PM (Unverified) said

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So now one of the most shallow franchises out there gets even more shallow! There's literally no reason to play it now.
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Posted: Jul 7th 2009 11:35PM (Unverified) said

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So now one of the most obvious trolls out there reaches new levels of trolling! Apparently you've never played Ninja Gaiden before because it's fighting system rivals that of full-fledge fighting games. But since you already think that without trying it, there's no reason for YOU to play it now.
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Posted: Jul 7th 2009 11:56PM (Unverified) said

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@ mercy
Strange how you call him a troll when you're obviously looking for a flame war.
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Posted: Jul 8th 2009 5:21AM The Blank Mage Returns said

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Yeah, Tmac is in the clear on this one.
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Posted: Jul 8th 2009 5:23PM Birth Canal said

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Dude do you always complain about stuff? This time I agree with you though. Ninja Gaiden isn't known for it's story. Personally, I preferred Devil May Cry 4 to Ninja Gaiden 3.
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Posted: Jul 7th 2009 10:44PM (Unverified) said

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I think people are misunderstanding this, the violence will still be there, but its not going to be the over the top kinda annoying violence in Gaiden 2, probably more like Gaiden 1, it will all be there, just less blood splatter and what not
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Posted: Jul 7th 2009 10:45PM JoshMilewski said

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Simply removing blood doesn't remove the violence. The violence is still there, it's just less believable.
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Posted: Jul 7th 2009 11:01PM Premature ejaculation man said

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They took out blood so that they could use 5 of the cell's cores to give the MOST REALISTIC BOOB PHYSIC EVER
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Posted: Jul 7th 2009 11:13PM DevilSei said

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Dude, DoA: Xtreme Beach Volleyball 2 would like to talk to you. Those breasts could move independently of each other. One spins to the left, the other to the right, they move in heavenly, So-realistic harmony!
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Posted: Jul 8th 2009 3:40AM (Unverified) said

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Time to put that motion sensor to good use then, huh?
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Posted: Jul 7th 2009 11:11PM DevilSei said

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Now instead of seeing limbs fly away and blood splattering the walls and sword/claw/staff-end/tonfa in copious amounts, and playing a fun game of "Find the Ninja Head".
We get to deal with magically disappearing limbs, no blood, and instead of insides, we have to believe everyone is full of magical blue fluffy energy.
They ever think that part of the fun was seeing the carnage my scythe could cause to the enemies that annoyed me so dearly. So much so that all that extravagant gore in a way justified dealing with some of those annoying-as-all-hell enemies and thus preserving replayability.
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Posted: Jul 7th 2009 11:12PM RKN said

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Did Ninja Gaiden Sigma for the PS3 tone down violence from Ninja Gaiden on the Xbox 1?

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Posted: Jul 7th 2009 11:14PM DevilSei said

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Not. One. Bloody. Bit.
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Posted: Jul 7th 2009 11:27PM Jack Tretton said

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Chin, your Michael Jackson avatar is horrifying.
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Posted: Jul 7th 2009 11:17PM R Planteer said

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Itagaki is crying somewhere right now. Cant wait till him and his new team whip out some super awesome new action game.

This is the shit that you get when you take the badass leader of Team Ninja and replace him with...whoever it is that replaces him. He's just going to ride on the coattails of TI's ideas until Ninja Gaiden is a dead, rotten horse corpse.

For the record, both NG 1 and 2 were awesome fun imho.
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