No, we really just wanted to supply you with a link to the official Left Behind game site and ask that you click the "Left Behind" button and watch the subsequent video. You can thank us after you check out the "in-game film."
Left Behind Games signs distribution deal with Jack of All Games
by Justin McElroy 
on Jul 9th 2009 4:02AM
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No, we really just wanted to supply you with a link to the official Left Behind game site and ask that you click the "Left Behind" button and watch the subsequent video. You can thank us after you check out the "in-game film."
Reader Comments (71)
Posted: Jul 9th 2009 4:25AM (Unverified) said
I can't help but notice that the globe they have in the left behind trailer there is no canada... at least not a good chunk of it..... Im not blind, at least not yet. I must wonder though, why have a misrepresentation of earth is a one world setting
/Sarcasm
Now seriously, I was tempted to pick this game up.. at a buck a disc its like AOL! Great frisbee fodder.
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/Sarcasm
Now seriously, I was tempted to pick this game up.. at a buck a disc its like AOL! Great frisbee fodder.
Posted: Jul 9th 2009 4:44AM (Unverified) said
"The most realistic depiction of New York city in a game ever"
How does he sleep at night?! I mean, after he gets his prayin' on of course.
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How does he sleep at night?! I mean, after he gets his prayin' on of course.
Posted: Jul 9th 2009 6:57AM sonicspike41 said
He comforts himself with the souls, and holes, of 12 year old boys.
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Posted: Jul 9th 2009 10:17AM SugarDaddy said
Haha. You beat me to it. Ya, because GTA and Prototype don't count because they're too violent.
Endless. Comedy.
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Endless. Comedy.
Posted: Jul 9th 2009 10:18AM SugarDaddy said
Haha. You beat me to it. Ya, because GTA and Prototype don't count because they're too violent.
Endless. Comedy.
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Endless. Comedy.
Posted: Jul 9th 2009 10:59AM RollingSun2000 said
After it came to that bit I was convinced that the whole trailer was a joke - like a late April Fools gag.
Is this an actual game?! I never head of it before.
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Is this an actual game?! I never head of it before.
Posted: Jul 9th 2009 5:29PM (Unverified) said
When I heard him say "The most realistic depiction of New York city in a game ever" I was thinking..
Isn't lying a sin?
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Isn't lying a sin?
Posted: Jul 9th 2009 6:58AM sonicspike41 said
Err, I clicked the wrong reply button... that should be a reply to kpong.
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Posted: Jul 9th 2009 10:19AM SugarDaddy said
Reply wast meant for kpong above. I think joystiq comments are broken or this site doesn't work with google Chrome.
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Posted: Jul 9th 2009 4:54AM mietha said
Well, now that my brain hurts (Literally)... I love how they brag about VERY low-end PS2 graphics as "Actual In-Game Footage" like 5 times. What, exactly, the fuck is the gameplay anyway? I mean, seriously, IS there even a GAME there? My dumbfuck ex-girlfriend used to read these stupid books. My god, america really IS full of idiots, isn't it? Sigh. Ah well, at least I can be consoled that the game sold for shit... I guess even some religious zealots know a shitty game when they see one... Or maybe it's that anyone wacked out enough to remotely be interested in anything like this just thinks all video games are evil?
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Posted: Jul 9th 2009 5:19AM squeehunter said
Mainstream Christianity has problems with the Left Behind series, so don't you worry about it. You really need to save the word "zealot" for when something gets blown up by the way.
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Posted: Jul 9th 2009 8:04AM U U D D L R L R B A SELECT START said
Yeah talk about rediculous. I'm personally waiting for the Scientology shooter myself.
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Posted: Jul 9th 2009 9:25AM redjack said
"You really need to save the word "zealot" for when something gets blown up by the way."
zeal·ot
NOUN:
1. One who is zealous, especially excessively so.
2. A fanatically committed person.
I don't see blowing stuff up in there as a quantifier. I think he's okay to use it.
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zeal·ot
NOUN:
1. One who is zealous, especially excessively so.
2. A fanatically committed person.
I don't see blowing stuff up in there as a quantifier. I think he's okay to use it.
Posted: Jul 10th 2009 11:35AM soulbiscuit said
squeehunter,
I don't think there's anything wrong with using the word zealot on people who believe that all human beings, from birth, deserve to be tortured forever in a lake of fire.
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I don't think there's anything wrong with using the word zealot on people who believe that all human beings, from birth, deserve to be tortured forever in a lake of fire.
Posted: Jul 9th 2009 5:17AM husher said
my parents tried to get me to read the books, i tried and failed, they even tried to make me watch the show. which after the part were someone cuts their own hand off and doesn't bleed lost my interest do to lack of hand chopping.
the end of days will be with politics? weak...
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the end of days will be with politics? weak...
Posted: Jul 9th 2009 5:46AM markhill66 said
It's weird that it is rated T for Teen. Shouldn't it be for everyone?
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Posted: Jul 9th 2009 8:21PM Cartman86 said
I'm assuming this is directed at me... and yet it's really directed back at the people claiming to know the end times. Claiming to know how the universe was created, to know who we should have sex with, and who is morally right and wrong, and all without a single shred of evidence. In fact a large amount of what they believe seems to be seemingly refuted. The book even contains morals which no one in their right mind would live by.
I don't claim to know the answers to the universe, but I certainly like to think that everything i will believe is based on evidence or at least a shred of possibility. Religion contains none of this.
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I don't claim to know the answers to the universe, but I certainly like to think that everything i will believe is based on evidence or at least a shred of possibility. Religion contains none of this.
Posted: Jul 9th 2009 7:05AM (Unverified) said
Unfortunately no but it does make a good coaster
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Posted: Jul 9th 2009 9:50AM StormEagle said
Posted: Jul 9th 2009 7:19AM Atreides Knight said
I'm a Christian, but "Christian" games are a very big turnoff for me. You can't really turn something that's somber and meant to inspire faith and turn it into entertainment.
Rather than basing games on the Bible (only a few actual stories would make good games), they should instead create thought-provoking experiences that challenge people while still being fun.
It would also help if they didn't produce CRAP. I mean, if your game is meant to bring GOD to people, please put at least a little effort into it.
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Rather than basing games on the Bible (only a few actual stories would make good games), they should instead create thought-provoking experiences that challenge people while still being fun.
It would also help if they didn't produce CRAP. I mean, if your game is meant to bring GOD to people, please put at least a little effort into it.
Posted: Jul 9th 2009 10:39AM dogmaticatheist said
I dunno, I think lots of bible stories would make good video games. Particularly the old testament. They can make an RTS based on the exploits of Joshua where you get to massacre entire towns, women, children, and livestock included, while taking virgin women as slaves. There's really enough slaughter and massacre in there to support a whole library of games.
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Posted: Jul 9th 2009 2:07PM dogmaticatheist said
@BigD145:
It's not really off limits, they just come up with all kinds of crazy explanations for it. You know, Joshua HAD to slaughter all those people because they were really bad. Because, we all know an omni-benevolent god would demand the murder of women and children, and the taking of virgin women as slaves.
The mental acrobatics required to explain away the blatant immorality displayed in the Bible (old and new testaments) are quite hilarious and alarming.
If you believe in heaven and hell, you'd have to believe that Hitler would be chilling with god right now, considering how similar their personalities are.
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It's not really off limits, they just come up with all kinds of crazy explanations for it. You know, Joshua HAD to slaughter all those people because they were really bad. Because, we all know an omni-benevolent god would demand the murder of women and children, and the taking of virgin women as slaves.
The mental acrobatics required to explain away the blatant immorality displayed in the Bible (old and new testaments) are quite hilarious and alarming.
If you believe in heaven and hell, you'd have to believe that Hitler would be chilling with god right now, considering how similar their personalities are.
Posted: Jul 11th 2009 3:51AM (Unverified) said
Ah, good ole cognitive dissonance. A religious mans best friend.
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Posted: Jul 9th 2009 9:03AM (Unverified) said
Ironically, the books do have a ton of violence. I mean, it is the end of the world. Seriously though, there's one part where I guy hides a huge blade in his wheelchair so he can get past metal detectors. Then he slices a guy's head off with it. C'mon, tell me you wouldn't want to do that in a video game.
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Posted: Jul 9th 2009 9:12AM StormEagle said
My favorite part was when they said that their game has the "most realistic representation of NYC ever seen in a video game before". LOLZ. Yeah, right.
Also, I know nothing of the Left Behind series. What is even going on in the "gameplay" footage and other than the horribly poor production value, why doesn't anything these people are saying match up with their lips?
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Also, I know nothing of the Left Behind series. What is even going on in the "gameplay" footage and other than the horribly poor production value, why doesn't anything these people are saying match up with their lips?
Posted: Jul 9th 2009 9:19AM Daverator said
Bad tv shows, movies, songs, or games that are meant to be popular just on the basis of "its religion" should be outlawed. They are merely doing more harm than good for whatever cause they are seeking to enhance.
You can reflect Christian themes, morals, ideals, etc. without making a horrible piece of entertainment.
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You can reflect Christian themes, morals, ideals, etc. without making a horrible piece of entertainment.
Posted: Jul 10th 2009 11:41AM soulbiscuit said
Honestly I don't mind seeing these people do harm to their cause. I happen to think Christianity is a wicked religion in all its versions, but the fundagelical stripe given it by the Kirk Cameron crowd is the very worst. It's so explicitly anti-human (we are all damned from birth, and God might save us if he feels like it. Lovely guy, that God.)
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Posted: Jul 9th 2009 9:44AM StormEagle said
How do you know that's HRG? all you can see is the back of his head.
Could be Michael Douglas from Falling Down for all we know....
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Could be Michael Douglas from Falling Down for all we know....
Posted: Jul 9th 2009 9:42AM ArtificeDrake formerly known as said
I found this game in the bargain bin at Shopko last week and my favorite blurb on the box was:
"You and your friends can choose to play as Christian soldiers or choose to be part of the Satanic forces"
.....this game seems to be sending mixed messages...
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"You and your friends can choose to play as Christian soldiers or choose to be part of the Satanic forces"
.....this game seems to be sending mixed messages...
Posted: Jul 9th 2009 9:45AM StormEagle said
I bet selecting "Satanic Forces" instantly gives you a "Game Over" message on the screen.
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Posted: Jul 9th 2009 9:46AM wiredInsanity said
OMG. Sleeper hit of 2009!! Can't wait to get all Jesuit and battle the evil of NY city with my prayers...
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