Listen, Ubisoft. You're taking your flagship stealth franchise in a decidedly un-stealthy direction -- we get that. We got it at E3 when you showed us the game's high-octane gunfights during the Microsoft press conference, and we certainly got it when you showed us hobo-Sam blowing up hot dog carts in a crowded park. Don't you think you're pushing the message a tad hard by making the pre-order bonus for Splinter Cell: Conviction an in-game semi-automatic shotgun? That's like, the least stealthy weapon in the world.
From the gameplay we've seen, it looks like players will be able to choose between stealth and brute force -- why not throw a free sneaky-themed weapon in there as well? Maybe a prison shank? A garrote? Or perhaps love -- the sneakiest weapon of them all. Yeah, man. That's deep.
[Via Destructoid]
Reader Comments (32)
Posted: Jul 9th 2009 2:17PM Daverator said
This is being Released on PC, its already listed on Steam.
http://store.steampowered.com/app/33220/
Please stop listing it as 360 only. Thanks!
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http://store.steampowered.com/app/33220/
Please stop listing it as 360 only. Thanks!
Posted: Jul 9th 2009 11:48AM StormEagle said
In Game Items = Worst Pre-order Bonuses Ever.
I want something tangible. In my hands. Not some weapon I may or may not ever use in the game.
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I want something tangible. In my hands. Not some weapon I may or may not ever use in the game.
Posted: Jul 9th 2009 11:59AM StormEagle said
I don't mean a real shotgun, obviously. Something like an artbook, soundtrack, figurine, t-shirt, backpack, or snake-cam would be better.
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Posted: Jul 9th 2009 12:55PM (Unverified) said
i.c. weiner's comment is even more hilarious when you consider his name.
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Posted: Jul 9th 2009 1:01PM (Unverified) said
yeah even like a cheap pair of goggles or like dog tags would be better.
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Posted: Jul 9th 2009 11:55AM (Unverified) said
Being a hobo is like the least stealthy thing in the world to. Everyone takes extra notice of them so as to avoid.
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Posted: Jul 9th 2009 12:01PM epicmuffin said
Eh, not necessarily. I saw a guy jump the turnstile for the subway (PATH) the other day when suddenly the smelly homeless guy sadly sitting on the ground stood up, whipped out a badge, and arrested the guy. Pretty sneaky move for an undercover cop. TRUE STORY!
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Posted: Jul 9th 2009 11:57AM Mikey XBL gamertag Sgt Mikey 516 said
"Or perhaps love -- the sneakiest weapon of them all. Yeah, man. That's deep." -- priceless
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Posted: Jul 9th 2009 1:27PM xGeneral DEATHxDEETH82 said
Yeah, Griffin wins the Daily Depth Award for his commentary on such a harsh mistress.
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Posted: Jul 9th 2009 12:00PM (Unverified) said
Love can also lead to STDs, which is the sneakiest weapon of them all. Right when you least expect it BAM! Herpes.
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Posted: Jul 9th 2009 12:09PM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said
I agree. The pre-order bonus should have been in-game herpes.
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Posted: Jul 9th 2009 12:29PM JXCGunrunna said
that would explain what sam was doing at the hot dog stand AND why he blew it up.
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Posted: Jul 9th 2009 12:18PM GamerzTechcom said
Well, I bet the shotgun makes the game much harder? Because the developers know much younger kids are going to buy the game...so why not just trick them in to having a little "fit" since they cannot get past the first level!
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Posted: Jul 9th 2009 12:18PM (Unverified) said
I want to quietly sneek up on guys from behind on my toes and then blast them from behind with the loudest weapon there is. This allows me to do that. Very good.
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Posted: Jul 9th 2009 12:34PM (Unverified) said
I am not liking the auto aim for this game....One shot kills and far range with pistols. It seemed like he didn't need to do that fancy stuff...jumping out of windows...Looks like it is going for the stylish approach.
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Posted: Jul 9th 2009 12:46PM Tephlon said
the 'auto-aiming' feature you speak has been very misunderstood my most media and gamers.
The only time you can "auto-aim" (the feature is actually called 'Mark and Execute') is when you approach enemies undiscovered, and you can only mark 3 items or people for the execute.
It's not like you can set new autoaims for the next 3 guys mid fight or anything. M&E is a reward for having snuck into a situation undetected.
Apart from M&E, the rest of this game is same ole good 'sneak around and kill em' Splinter Cell.
Not to fret, my friends.
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The only time you can "auto-aim" (the feature is actually called 'Mark and Execute') is when you approach enemies undiscovered, and you can only mark 3 items or people for the execute.
It's not like you can set new autoaims for the next 3 guys mid fight or anything. M&E is a reward for having snuck into a situation undetected.
Apart from M&E, the rest of this game is same ole good 'sneak around and kill em' Splinter Cell.
Not to fret, my friends.
Posted: Jul 9th 2009 12:49PM Uncle Jesse said
It seems like they are still focusing on stealth, but there will be some areas where you have to shoot your way out of if/when you're caught. Could be a cool mix. Reminds me of how James Bond always manages to sneak into places and steal whatever he needs, but always has to shoot his way out and blow up the place.
Neat!
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Neat!
Posted: Jul 9th 2009 12:59PM (Unverified) said
i lost many men to "love". thankfully it was outlawed by the Geneva convention in 1994
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Posted: Jul 10th 2009 3:10PM Johnny Neat said
So what, if we don't preorder this shotgun won't be available? I hate this kind of bonus.
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Posted: Jul 12th 2009 3:26PM (Unverified) said
You should get the Far Cry 2 Fortunes Pack.
Also, Sam isn't working for 3rd Eschlon anymore. If you we're pissed off and had years of training and experience on infiltration and combat why would you waste time on the subtle tactics? Hes out for blood which fits the new direction of the game quite well.
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Also, Sam isn't working for 3rd Eschlon anymore. If you we're pissed off and had years of training and experience on infiltration and combat why would you waste time on the subtle tactics? Hes out for blood which fits the new direction of the game quite well.
Posted: Jul 12th 2009 6:49PM Johnny Neat said
Unless far cry 2 fixes at the least their horrible weapons damage, it is a no go.
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