The Scribblenauts ESRB listing is hilarious
by Richard Mitchell 
{ Jul 9th 2009 at 11:00PM } 
Above, you can see the actual ESRB listing for the upcoming DS write-em-up, Scribblenauts. We've taken the liberty of blurring out the most boring bits. Left behind is just a tiny sampling of the truly wondrous things that Scribblenauts is capable of. Trust us, developer 5th Cell did its homework. We know, we checked.
Seriously, any game that allows you to attach a steak to a baby in order to attract lions ... that's at least a rental, right? Scribblenauts drops this September.
[Via NeoGAF]
Seriously, any game that allows you to attach a steak to a baby in order to attract lions ... that's at least a rental, right? Scribblenauts drops this September.
[Via NeoGAF]
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
Johnathan @ Jul 9th 2009 11:05PM
Any game that allows me to use human larvae as lion bait without inconvenient jail time is A-OK by me.
gordo @ Jul 9th 2009 11:08PM
Steak babies get 'em every time.
Joystick Hero @ Jul 10th 2009 1:35AM
You are making a critical error in logic there. You need to have a penis in the first place to look down and see one.
Rocketboy @ Jul 10th 2009 6:51AM
Great, now I'm starvin.
KeegdnaB @ Jul 9th 2009 11:06PM
Game of the Year
BPMOmega [GT,Steam] @ Jul 10th 2009 2:18AM
Every Year.
ejordan @ Jul 9th 2009 11:06PM
I'll buy this and retreat into a cave with a dictionary.
Jason Statham (Aka Vegeta) @ Jul 9th 2009 11:07PM
"Seriously, any game that allows you to attach a steak to a baby in order to attract lions"
Greatest game ever.
ArchiGamer @ Jul 9th 2009 11:07PM
Putting steaks on babies!!!!
This game is sick!!!
....then again, I'm not one to talk....
MystileArmor @ Jul 9th 2009 11:15PM
I wonder if you can tie CHOCOLATE POODING TOO ZEE BABY!! YAAAAH
..
I brought the cards this time...
ArchiGamer @ Jul 9th 2009 11:19PM
Good, just better they not be covered with CHOCOLATE POODING!!
Nadril @ Jul 9th 2009 11:07PM
Attach a steak to a baby to attract lions.
brb trying this at home.
mike @ Jul 10th 2009 2:56AM
I feel like I should be doing something.
Muffonious @ Jul 9th 2009 11:07PM
Can't wait. I want to give a chimpanzee a chainsaw. :)
j.howlett @ Jul 9th 2009 11:07PM
this game is going to get me to buy my own ds lite. i have a few gba games.
MystileArmor @ Jul 9th 2009 11:14PM
I bet when you were little, you were one of those steak babies.
Saria the Cat @ Jul 9th 2009 11:15PM
Why attach a steak to a baby when you can just have the baby?!
(...Sorry, is that too sick even for this environment?)
ArchiGamer @ Jul 9th 2009 11:17PM
For -the- internet....do you not know us?
Old Professor Zertoss @ Jul 9th 2009 11:36PM
http://i29.tinypic.com/2r7t26w.gif
MystileArmor @ Jul 10th 2009 12:00AM
"have" the baby... you mean feed it to lions, without steak on it. Right?
Right?
PedoJokerBear (aka Deeznuts) @ Jul 10th 2009 12:11AM
i...maybe should not answer this.
Peter R. @ Jul 10th 2009 12:18AM
Actually, I think spending the baby sans steak is less twisted. At least it won't have e coli or salmonella problems.
samfish (uses the Joystiq Comment-Kill filter!) @ Jul 10th 2009 12:49AM
"(...Sorry, is that too sick even for this environment?)"
That depends on what exactly you mean by 'have the baby'.
Think about it...
...Thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiink about it.
Yeah, see, NOW it's getting closer to the Too Sick For Joystiq line.
Manly Mcbeefington (Mr. ESC) @ Jul 10th 2009 1:02AM
Okay I'm confused now.Should I post Baby fuck is awwright or Baby ribs,baby ribs and a gif of fat bastard?
[Hot Sauce,I still remember that ytmnd,just damn weird]
MystileArmor @ Jul 10th 2009 1:07AM
I'll trade you a suitcase full of money for that baby!
ArchiGamer @ Jul 10th 2009 1:10AM
Ok-ay....now I'm lost.
See Saria, this is the internet, welcome to it.
Saria the Cat @ Jul 10th 2009 2:40AM
Of course I meant babies for the eating. Hello, Internet!
Ninbrendo @ Jul 10th 2009 12:34PM
@Peter R.:
Insist on fully cooked, grain fed, free range babies.
Seasn @ Jul 9th 2009 11:20PM
And it won't show up, as per other stories about this game on Joystiq
George McBain @ Jul 9th 2009 11:19PM
And it won't show up, as per other stories on this game here on Joystiq
George McBain @ Jul 9th 2009 11:21PM
Was meant for aacman007
PS36Wii Fanboy @ Jul 9th 2009 11:23PM
How bout adding DSG into the game.... and give her a steak..... plus lions.... = DSG win?
Oh and shocked that no one said a dead baby joke yet...
Foetoid @ Jul 9th 2009 11:39PM
Dead Steak Girl?
bongoes @ Jul 9th 2009 11:41PM
Because dead baby jokes can be offensive to some people?
And DSG is perfect for this game, as long as every object has her face on it.
Meh @ Jul 10th 2009 6:16AM
HEY HOW MANY SCRIBBLENAUTS CARTRIDGEs DO YOU NEED TO SHUT UP A BABY
DEPENDS ON HOW HARD DO YOU THROW 'EM
Old Professor Zertoss @ Jul 9th 2009 11:30PM
Can I attach a baby to a lion to attract something?
(Probably those disgusting Omicronians...)
Foetoid @ Jul 9th 2009 11:31PM
If i attach an 8-yr old to a baby, will it attract Micheal Jackson?
Too soon?
Foetoid @ Jul 9th 2009 11:32PM
In all fairness, i own every record, every album and i love his life and music.
Backslash @ Jul 10th 2009 12:05AM
You love him enough to misspell his name, that's for sure.
Roto13 @ Jul 10th 2009 12:05AM
Unless he died of child molestation, I don't think it's too soon.
Skipjimroo @ Jul 10th 2009 2:18PM
"If I attach a vicodin to a baby, will it attract Michael Jackson?"
There you go, *that* would be too soon.
Penguin Warlord @ Jul 9th 2009 11:31PM
What's the best way to stop a steak tied to a baby spinning at a 100m/h on a clothes line?
With a shovel.
tmacairjordan87 @ Jul 9th 2009 11:36PM
Ha he said he's gonna type in penis haha. I bet none of us saw that one coming.
bongoes @ Jul 9th 2009 11:38PM
"If players wish to, they may type in the word vomit, which causes a beige-colored lump to appear on the screen."
Beige? My vomit is yellow... was that too much information? I'm sorry.
samfish (uses the Joystiq Comment-Kill filter!) @ Jul 10th 2009 12:51AM
Mine is usually more in the pinkish hues.
TheKarmaPolice @ Jul 10th 2009 7:51AM
Mine is blood red
should I see a doctor?
Lucky @ Jul 10th 2009 8:28AM
Does it also have a picture of DSG in it?
Lucky @ Jul 10th 2009 10:44AM
Oh screw you for changing your avatar and making my question look odd.
Lucky @ Jul 10th 2009 12:22PM
Oh thank you for changing it back.
placebo @ Jul 10th 2009 12:33PM
Yellow? What the fuck do you eat?
In other news a bad night... more like morning after pounding a lot of electric lemonade mine was more of a deep purple.