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The Scribblenauts ESRB listing is hilarious

by Richard Mitchell on Jul 9th 2009 11:00PM

Above, you can see the actual ESRB listing for the upcoming DS write-em-up, Scribblenauts. We've taken the liberty of blurring out the most boring bits. Left behind is just a tiny sampling of the truly wondrous things that Scribblenauts is capable of. Trust us, developer 5th Cell did its homework. We know, we checked.

Seriously, any game that allows you to attach a steak to a baby in order to attract lions ... that's at least a rental, right? Scribblenauts drops this September.

[Via NeoGAF]

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Tags: 5th-cell, DS, esrb, Nintendo, Puzzle, scribblenauts, Warner-Bros-Interactive-Entertainment, WBIE

Reader Comments (85)

Any game that allows me to use human larvae as lion bait without inconvenient jail time is A-OK by me.

Steak babies get 'em every time.

You are making a critical error in logic there. You need to have a penis in the first place to look down and see one.

Great, now I'm starvin.

Game of the Year

Every Year.

I'll buy this and retreat into a cave with a dictionary.

"Seriously, any game that allows you to attach a steak to a baby in order to attract lions"

Greatest game ever.

Putting steaks on babies!!!!

This game is sick!!!

....then again, I'm not one to talk....

I wonder if you can tie CHOCOLATE POODING TOO ZEE BABY!! YAAAAH

..
I brought the cards this time...

Good, just better they not be covered with CHOCOLATE POODING!!

Attach a steak to a baby to attract lions.

brb trying this at home.

I feel like I should be doing something.

Can't wait. I want to give a chimpanzee a chainsaw. :)

this game is going to get me to buy my own ds lite. i have a few gba games.

I bet when you were little, you were one of those steak babies.

Why attach a steak to a baby when you can just have the baby?!

(...Sorry, is that too sick even for this environment?)

For -the- internet....do you not know us?

http://i29.tinypic.com/2r7t26w.gif

"have" the baby... you mean feed it to lions, without steak on it. Right?

Right?

i...maybe should not answer this.

Actually, I think spending the baby sans steak is less twisted. At least it won't have e coli or salmonella problems.

"(...Sorry, is that too sick even for this environment?)"

That depends on what exactly you mean by 'have the baby'.

Think about it...
...Thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiink about it.

Yeah, see, NOW it's getting closer to the Too Sick For Joystiq line.

I'll trade you a suitcase full of money for that baby!

Ok-ay....now I'm lost.

See Saria, this is the internet, welcome to it.

Of course I meant babies for the eating. Hello, Internet!

@Peter R.:

Insist on fully cooked, grain fed, free range babies.

And it won't show up, as per other stories about this game on Joystiq

And it won't show up, as per other stories on this game here on Joystiq

Was meant for aacman007

How bout adding DSG into the game.... and give her a steak..... plus lions.... = DSG win?

Oh and shocked that no one said a dead baby joke yet...

Dead Steak Girl?

Because dead baby jokes can be offensive to some people?

And DSG is perfect for this game, as long as every object has her face on it.

HEY HOW MANY SCRIBBLENAUTS CARTRIDGEs DO YOU NEED TO SHUT UP A BABY

DEPENDS ON HOW HARD DO YOU THROW 'EM

Can I attach a baby to a lion to attract something?

(Probably those disgusting Omicronians...)

If i attach an 8-yr old to a baby, will it attract Micheal Jackson?

Too soon?

In all fairness, i own every record, every album and i love his life and music.

You love him enough to misspell his name, that's for sure.

Unless he died of child molestation, I don't think it's too soon.

"If I attach a vicodin to a baby, will it attract Michael Jackson?"

There you go, *that* would be too soon.

What's the best way to stop a steak tied to a baby spinning at a 100m/h on a clothes line?

With a shovel.

Ha he said he's gonna type in penis haha. I bet none of us saw that one coming.

"If players wish to, they may type in the word vomit, which causes a beige-colored lump to appear on the screen."

Beige? My vomit is yellow... was that too much information? I'm sorry.

Mine is usually more in the pinkish hues.

Mine is blood red
should I see a doctor?

Does it also have a picture of DSG in it?

Oh screw you for changing your avatar and making my question look odd.

Oh thank you for changing it back.

Yellow? What the fuck do you eat?

In other news a bad night... more like morning after pounding a lot of electric lemonade mine was more of a deep purple.

this game won't have substance.

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