Batman: Arkham Asylum baddies profiled, illustrated
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Not a Batman fanatic? We suppose that's entirely possible, you tasteless, soulless fool. Fortunately for you, Eidos and Warner Bros. just sent us a comprehensive biography and art for each of the classic Batman villains featured in its upcoming stealth/action title, Batman: Arkham Asylum. They're all listed in the gallery below -- keep in mind, we've got a month and a half before the game comes out, so there's plenty of time for other nefarious additions. We probably won't see any Meeester Freeeeze, however -- no modern console could possibly handle all those puns.
Reader Comments (81)
Posted: Jul 13th 2009 7:36PM (Unverified) said
Seriously, anyone who says this game is bad after seeing that up there must be batshit insane.
I don't think I have ever so turned on by a plant!! HOW IS THAT NOT EPIC!!!
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I don't think I have ever so turned on by a plant!! HOW IS THAT NOT EPIC!!!
Posted: Jul 13th 2009 7:39PM (Unverified) said
"...chiseled features on her (I keep thinkung "Russian model" if that makes any sense)"
I love artist sometimes....
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I love artist sometimes....
Posted: Jul 14th 2009 11:35AM (Unverified) said
Reminds me of Death Jr. II: Root of Evil for PSP
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Posted: Jul 14th 2009 8:12PM JoshMilewski said
You know, I really just don't care for this American-comic-book art style
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Posted: Jul 13th 2009 7:37PM MystileArmor said
I wouldn't care if that left a bad rash, I'd still hit it.
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Posted: Jul 13th 2009 7:47PM MarkezJM said
Unpopular as a opinion as it likely is, I still have to say that was the dumbest shit I've ever seen on Joystiq. It wasn't funny, it was a stupid gag that they wore they hell out of. It ruined the level of discourse on every single post. It was really, effing stupid.
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Posted: Jul 13th 2009 7:51PM Look At This Suit said
It wasn't that bad of an idea in itself, it was just the posting community that ruined it by going ZOMG DEAD SPACE GIRL!!11! on every single fucking post. And then the day after, everyone just went "OMG WHERE IS SHE????!??//?" for a little while.
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Posted: Jul 13th 2009 7:53PM The Wicker Man said
@ Markez
Lol "discourse on Joystiq" I would not call fanboy fights, troll comments, or i'd hit it comments discourse. *FWAP* *FWAP* *FWAP* :O
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Lol "discourse on Joystiq" I would not call fanboy fights, troll comments, or i'd hit it comments discourse. *FWAP* *FWAP* *FWAP* :O
Posted: Jul 13th 2009 7:57PM MystileArmor said
The only posts it ruined were things like "Pachter says" such and such. So... really?
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Posted: Jul 13th 2009 8:04PM (Unverified) said
I found humorous as the whole website was into the joke, and this a blog site people, it doesn't have to be serious all the time.
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Posted: Jul 13th 2009 9:07PM patboy2008 said
Maybe you did. http://i28.tinypic.com/20zp7qt.jpg
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Posted: Jul 14th 2009 9:30AM WiNGSPANTT from TopTierTacticsco said
Could be worse: could be Kotaku
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Posted: Jul 13th 2009 7:40PM MystileArmor said
Three letters in her name and you still manage to screw it up...
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Posted: Jul 13th 2009 7:42PM (Unverified) said
Please tell me Evy is something sexual that I'm not aware of....
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Posted: Jul 13th 2009 7:48PM (Unverified) said
He's fought Batman before, I think. I could be wrong, however.
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Posted: Jul 13th 2009 7:55PM cbarrentos said
i knew i couldn't have been the only one thinking that.
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Posted: Jul 13th 2009 7:47PM TheDarkWayne said
I still dont agree with Harley Quinn, I mean ffs her name is Harley Quinn and she isnt dressed like a Harlequin! That'd be like if I fought crime dressed as a banker!
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Posted: Jul 13th 2009 7:49PM MystileArmor said
Or me ztuffing my fat face wiz something ozther zen chokolat pooding!
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Posted: Jul 13th 2009 7:50PM (Unverified) said
I know, if you were a banker, you'd be committing a crime!!
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Posted: Jul 13th 2009 7:56PM cbarrentos said
i think you could totally pull off fighting crime in a Men's Wearhouse special.
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Posted: Jul 13th 2009 7:56PM TheDarkWayne said
if ascii werent so obnoxious on a post section this small, you two would absolutely be getting facepalmed by Cpt. Picard
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Posted: Jul 13th 2009 9:24PM The Blank Mage Returns said
Didn't recognize you for a second, there, Wayne.
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Posted: Jul 13th 2009 8:41PM MystileArmor said
Little German boyz go full forze wizz the pubez!
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Posted: Jul 13th 2009 8:15PM Vegeta has a ps3 said
"If they somehow manage to release information worth reporting than do so."
So I guess Joystiq did their job then.
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So I guess Joystiq did their job then.
Posted: Jul 13th 2009 9:28PM The Blank Mage Returns said
Isn't getting free press the point of putting out tidbits? Not like they'd have a great idea then go "NO! This is a secret we take to our GRAVES." Then shifty eyes, followed by burying it under the cellar.
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Posted: Jul 13th 2009 8:09PM (Unverified) said
If they didn't use this pic for the post, I probably wouldn't have stopped to look.
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