Batman: Arkham Asylum baddies profiled, illustrated
by Griffin McElroy 
{ Jul 13th 2009 at 7:30PM } 
"vines on her body make a type of organic 'henna tattoo'"
Not a Batman fanatic? We suppose that's entirely possible, you tasteless, soulless fool. Fortunately for you, Eidos and Warner Bros. just sent us a comprehensive biography and art for each of the classic Batman villains featured in its upcoming stealth/action title, Batman: Arkham Asylum. They're all listed in the gallery below -- keep in mind, we've got a month and a half before the game comes out, so there's plenty of time for other nefarious additions. We probably won't see any Meeester Freeeeze, however -- no modern console could possibly handle all those puns.
Gallery: Batman: Arkham Asylum Villains
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
ArchiGamer Reaches Level 20!!!! @ Jul 13th 2009 7:36PM
Seriously, anyone who says this game is bad after seeing that up there must be batshit insane.
I don't think I have ever so turned on by a plant!! HOW IS THAT NOT EPIC!!!
ArchiGamer Reaches Level 20!!!! @ Jul 13th 2009 7:39PM
"...chiseled features on her (I keep thinkung "Russian model" if that makes any sense)"
I love artist sometimes....
JXCgunrunna @ Jul 13th 2009 7:48PM
keep it in ur pants buddy
MystileArmor @ Jul 13th 2009 7:51PM
Keep what in his pants? Chokolat pooding?
SimbaDogg @ Jul 13th 2009 9:21PM
Mmm....ivy
FireFighter214 @ Jul 13th 2009 9:26PM
Watch out for the thorns.
Timstew @ Jul 14th 2009 5:56AM
She is hot, but saying a game is going to be good because of that is just the crap the developers want. They'll just keep making mediocre games and throw in sex objects to sell (and/or in Eidos's case, pay for good reviews).
coyo t @ Jul 14th 2009 11:35AM
Reminds me of Death Jr. II: Root of Evil for PSP
Josh @ Jul 14th 2009 8:12PM
You know, I really just don't care for this American-comic-book art style
MystileArmor @ Jul 13th 2009 7:37PM
I wouldn't care if that left a bad rash, I'd still hit it.
Husher @ Jul 13th 2009 10:30PM
rofl nice
JXCgunrunna @ Jul 13th 2009 7:38PM
Hmm... Maybe i will buy this now
Zinger314 @ Jul 13th 2009 7:38PM
I swear I saw Dead Space Girl.
Markez @ Jul 13th 2009 7:47PM
Unpopular as a opinion as it likely is, I still have to say that was the dumbest shit I've ever seen on Joystiq. It wasn't funny, it was a stupid gag that they wore they hell out of. It ruined the level of discourse on every single post. It was really, effing stupid.
Look At This Suit @ Jul 13th 2009 7:51PM
It wasn't that bad of an idea in itself, it was just the posting community that ruined it by going ZOMG DEAD SPACE GIRL!!11! on every single fucking post. And then the day after, everyone just went "OMG WHERE IS SHE????!??//?" for a little while.
THE WICKER MAN (BWF) (GT: Dalek Prime) @ Jul 13th 2009 7:53PM
@ Markez
Lol "discourse on Joystiq" I would not call fanboy fights, troll comments, or i'd hit it comments discourse. *FWAP* *FWAP* *FWAP* :O
MystileArmor @ Jul 13th 2009 7:57PM
The only posts it ruined were things like "Pachter says" such and such. So... really?
ArchiGamer Reaches Level 20!!!! @ Jul 13th 2009 8:04PM
I found humorous as the whole website was into the joke, and this a blog site people, it doesn't have to be serious all the time.
pat1202003 @ Jul 13th 2009 9:07PM
Maybe you did. http://i28.tinypic.com/20zp7qt.jpg
WiNG [XBL&Steam: WiNGSPANTT] from lifeinagame.com @ Jul 14th 2009 9:30AM
Could be worse: could be Kotaku
jam @ Jul 13th 2009 7:38PM
Poison Evy, My Favorite.
MystileArmor @ Jul 13th 2009 7:40PM
Three letters in her name and you still manage to screw it up...
ArchiGamer Reaches Level 20!!!! @ Jul 13th 2009 7:42PM
Please tell me Evy is something sexual that I'm not aware of....
MystileArmor @ Jul 13th 2009 7:48PM
Maybe he meant to say "Poison Eugene Levy"
Sly @ Jul 13th 2009 8:41PM
poison eugene levy is an oxymoron.
Blank-Mage @ Jul 13th 2009 9:23PM
Poison Eevee.
Doc Doom @ Jul 13th 2009 7:41PM
I still want Toyman.
ArchiGamer Reaches Level 20!!!! @ Jul 13th 2009 7:42PM
Wrong comic...
Doc Doom @ Jul 13th 2009 7:48PM
He's fought Batman before, I think. I could be wrong, however.
Doc Doom @ Jul 13th 2009 7:49PM
I was also kidding.
ryan @ Jul 13th 2009 7:42PM
Sweet Dhalsim is in the game, Yoga-Fire!
charlie b. @ Jul 13th 2009 7:55PM
i knew i couldn't have been the only one thinking that.
The Dark Wayne @ Jul 13th 2009 7:47PM
I still dont agree with Harley Quinn, I mean ffs her name is Harley Quinn and she isnt dressed like a Harlequin! That'd be like if I fought crime dressed as a banker!
MystileArmor @ Jul 13th 2009 7:49PM
Or me ztuffing my fat face wiz something ozther zen chokolat pooding!
ArchiGamer Reaches Level 20!!!! @ Jul 13th 2009 7:50PM
I know, if you were a banker, you'd be committing a crime!!
charlie b. @ Jul 13th 2009 7:56PM
i think you could totally pull off fighting crime in a Men's Wearhouse special.
The Dark Wayne @ Jul 13th 2009 7:56PM
if ascii werent so obnoxious on a post section this small, you two would absolutely be getting facepalmed by Cpt. Picard
Blank-Mage @ Jul 13th 2009 9:24PM
Didn't recognize you for a second, there, Wayne.
Ghen @ Jul 13th 2009 7:49PM
Nice bush.
MystileArmor @ Jul 13th 2009 7:50PM
Thank you.
ArchiGamer Reaches Level 20!!!! @ Jul 13th 2009 8:28PM
Umm, Mystile, aren't you a male?
MystileArmor @ Jul 13th 2009 8:41PM
Little German boyz go full forze wizz the pubez!
ArchiGamer Reaches Level 20!!!! @ Jul 13th 2009 8:46PM
^ Eww..
DirtyHands @ Jul 13th 2009 7:51PM
I'd tap that
Kill a mans jiro @ Jul 13th 2009 7:52PM
Twice
ArchiGamer Reaches Level 20!!!! @ Jul 13th 2009 8:03PM
Thrice?
Aivskar @ Jul 13th 2009 8:08PM
frice?
charlie b. @ Jul 13th 2009 8:20PM
*meme goes here*
Paul @ Jul 13th 2009 8:44PM
fice?
ahh forget it..
I'd hit that over NINE THOUSAND TIMES!
KingOfHearts @ Jul 13th 2009 9:04PM
Everyday of the week and twice on sunday.
4 times if im happy. And if i were hitting that, id be happy every day.