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Posted: Jul 13th 2009 7:36PM (Unverified) said

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Seriously, anyone who says this game is bad after seeing that up there must be batshit insane.

I don't think I have ever so turned on by a plant!! HOW IS THAT NOT EPIC!!!
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Posted: Jul 13th 2009 7:39PM (Unverified) said

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"...chiseled features on her (I keep thinkung "Russian model" if that makes any sense)"

I love artist sometimes....
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Posted: Jul 13th 2009 7:48PM JXCGunrunna said

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keep it in ur pants buddy
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Posted: Jul 13th 2009 7:51PM MystileArmor said

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Keep what in his pants? Chokolat pooding?
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Posted: Jul 13th 2009 9:21PM simbadogg said

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Mmm....ivy
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Posted: Jul 13th 2009 9:26PM FireFighter214 said

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Watch out for the thorns.
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Posted: Jul 14th 2009 5:56AM timstew said

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She is hot, but saying a game is going to be good because of that is just the crap the developers want. They'll just keep making mediocre games and throw in sex objects to sell (and/or in Eidos's case, pay for good reviews).
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Posted: Jul 14th 2009 11:35AM (Unverified) said

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Reminds me of Death Jr. II: Root of Evil for PSP
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Posted: Jul 14th 2009 8:12PM JoshMilewski said

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You know, I really just don't care for this American-comic-book art style
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Posted: Jul 13th 2009 7:37PM MystileArmor said

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I wouldn't care if that left a bad rash, I'd still hit it.
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Posted: Jul 13th 2009 10:30PM husher said

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rofl nice
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Posted: Jul 13th 2009 7:38PM JXCGunrunna said

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Hmm... Maybe i will buy this now
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Posted: Jul 13th 2009 7:38PM Zinger314 said

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I swear I saw Dead Space Girl.
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Posted: Jul 13th 2009 7:47PM MarkezJM said

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Unpopular as a opinion as it likely is, I still have to say that was the dumbest shit I've ever seen on Joystiq. It wasn't funny, it was a stupid gag that they wore they hell out of. It ruined the level of discourse on every single post. It was really, effing stupid.
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Posted: Jul 13th 2009 7:51PM Look At This Suit said

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It wasn't that bad of an idea in itself, it was just the posting community that ruined it by going ZOMG DEAD SPACE GIRL!!11! on every single fucking post. And then the day after, everyone just went "OMG WHERE IS SHE????!??//?" for a little while.
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Posted: Jul 13th 2009 7:53PM The Wicker Man said

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@ Markez

Lol "discourse on Joystiq" I would not call fanboy fights, troll comments, or i'd hit it comments discourse. *FWAP* *FWAP* *FWAP* :O
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Posted: Jul 13th 2009 7:57PM MystileArmor said

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The only posts it ruined were things like "Pachter says" such and such. So... really?
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Posted: Jul 13th 2009 8:04PM (Unverified) said

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I found humorous as the whole website was into the joke, and this a blog site people, it doesn't have to be serious all the time.
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Posted: Jul 13th 2009 9:07PM patboy2008 said

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Posted: Jul 14th 2009 9:30AM WiNGSPANTT from TopTierTacticsco said

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Could be worse: could be Kotaku
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Posted: Jul 13th 2009 7:38PM J43 said

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Poison Evy, My Favorite.
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Posted: Jul 13th 2009 7:40PM MystileArmor said

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Three letters in her name and you still manage to screw it up...
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Posted: Jul 13th 2009 7:42PM (Unverified) said

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Please tell me Evy is something sexual that I'm not aware of....
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Posted: Jul 13th 2009 7:48PM MystileArmor said

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Maybe he meant to say "Poison Eugene Levy"
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Posted: Jul 13th 2009 8:41PM Sly C said

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poison eugene levy is an oxymoron.
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Posted: Jul 13th 2009 9:23PM The Blank Mage Returns said

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Poison Eevee.
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Posted: Jul 13th 2009 7:41PM (Unverified) said

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I still want Toyman.
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Posted: Jul 13th 2009 7:42PM (Unverified) said

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Wrong comic...
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Posted: Jul 13th 2009 7:48PM (Unverified) said

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He's fought Batman before, I think. I could be wrong, however.
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Posted: Jul 13th 2009 7:49PM (Unverified) said

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I was also kidding.
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Posted: Jul 13th 2009 7:42PM rkim2k said

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Sweet Dhalsim is in the game, Yoga-Fire!
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Posted: Jul 13th 2009 7:55PM cbarrentos said

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i knew i couldn't have been the only one thinking that.
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Posted: Jul 13th 2009 7:47PM TheDarkWayne said

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I still dont agree with Harley Quinn, I mean ffs her name is Harley Quinn and she isnt dressed like a Harlequin! That'd be like if I fought crime dressed as a banker!
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Posted: Jul 13th 2009 7:49PM MystileArmor said

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Or me ztuffing my fat face wiz something ozther zen chokolat pooding!
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Posted: Jul 13th 2009 7:50PM (Unverified) said

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I know, if you were a banker, you'd be committing a crime!!
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Posted: Jul 13th 2009 7:56PM cbarrentos said

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i think you could totally pull off fighting crime in a Men's Wearhouse special.
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Posted: Jul 13th 2009 7:56PM TheDarkWayne said

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if ascii werent so obnoxious on a post section this small, you two would absolutely be getting facepalmed by Cpt. Picard
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Posted: Jul 13th 2009 9:24PM The Blank Mage Returns said

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Didn't recognize you for a second, there, Wayne.
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Posted: Jul 13th 2009 7:49PM Ghen said

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Nice bush.
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Posted: Jul 13th 2009 7:50PM MystileArmor said

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Thank you.
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Posted: Jul 13th 2009 8:28PM (Unverified) said

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Umm, Mystile, aren't you a male?
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Posted: Jul 13th 2009 8:41PM MystileArmor said

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Little German boyz go full forze wizz the pubez!
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Posted: Jul 13th 2009 8:46PM (Unverified) said

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^ Eww..
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Posted: Jul 13th 2009 7:52PM MrVee PSN Vampah said

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Twice
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Posted: Jul 13th 2009 8:03PM (Unverified) said

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Thrice?
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Posted: Jul 13th 2009 8:07PM F1shBone said

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Please stop running so many stories on this freaking game. Stop rewarding this stupid company for putting out little tidbits of information for free press. If they somehow manage to release information worth reporting than do so.
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Posted: Jul 13th 2009 8:15PM Vegeta has a ps3 said

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"If they somehow manage to release information worth reporting than do so."

So I guess Joystiq did their job then.
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Posted: Jul 13th 2009 9:28PM The Blank Mage Returns said

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Isn't getting free press the point of putting out tidbits? Not like they'd have a great idea then go "NO! This is a secret we take to our GRAVES." Then shifty eyes, followed by burying it under the cellar.
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Posted: Jul 13th 2009 8:08PM DekuTree said

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frice?
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Posted: Jul 13th 2009 8:09PM (Unverified) said

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If they didn't use this pic for the post, I probably wouldn't have stopped to look.
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