If you heard a game about writing letters in snow with urine was rejected by Apple from the App Store, you'd likely hope it was because some brave souls are still trying to keep this a decent, civilized world. But no dice. No, Snow Writer was rejected, according to developer SWN Software, because of the human feet in the image.Rather than taking the setback as a sign from on high that its product was an abomination, SWN changed to bear feet (Do you get it? Bear feet? Like, bare feet?) and, long story short, it's now available for your ... enjoyment.
And no, we're not going to link to it. In fact, if we could, we'd program your iPhone to shoot you with a dart full of weaponized neurotoxin for looking at it.

