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Posted: Jul 14th 2009 4:33PM Uncle Jesse said

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Ha! How appropriate after the discussion about the 'velvet rope'.
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Posted: Jul 14th 2009 4:35PM StormEagle said

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I was just thinking that.

Hey ill Trooper! Is this the kind of bullshit you were looking at having available on the PSP Go?

Where are you?
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Posted: Jul 14th 2009 4:43PM DarkSan00 said

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my thoughts exactly
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Posted: Jul 14th 2009 4:52PM TC said

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StormEagle: This is BearPiss - I think you'll find BullShit on the PSP Go is the sequel.
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Posted: Jul 14th 2009 5:01PM Typicalgamer said

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i see what you did their TC.

At least the pspgo has decent controls.
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Posted: Jul 14th 2009 6:42PM (Unverified) said

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Somebody sounds traumatized...
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Posted: Jul 14th 2009 7:55PM hey buddy said

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Hmmm... If it's a fun game, then why not have it available on the PSP?

I think if you read my other post you'd see that I was saying this is exactly the sort of thing you could read the review of before buying it on the App Store, while the PSN/XBLM/Nintendo Virtual Console would let you walk right into it like an actual pile of shit in your path, because there's no customer ratings and reviews on any of those stores. Only upbeat descriptions from the dev themselves.

So... That's where I am, since you asked.
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Posted: Jul 14th 2009 4:36PM Dr said

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You could write an app to shoot the user with neurotoxin, but apple would have to approve it.
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Posted: Jul 14th 2009 4:52PM FallenArms3 said

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They might appreciate the spirit of screwing over the buyer.
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Posted: Jul 14th 2009 4:37PM Cap Morgan said

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Hey Apple, everybody poops. I'm pretty sure everyone pees as well.
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Posted: Jul 14th 2009 4:38PM Burritoclock said

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Apple's approval process is.... stupid.
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Posted: Jul 14th 2009 4:40PM StormEagle said

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I just checked it out (no, I didn't download it. It's $0.99). It has four 5 star ratings already. It's important to mention the obviousness of the comments being by the people who made the damn app though. How low can you get?
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Posted: Jul 14th 2009 7:57PM hey buddy said

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So you were able to find it, after wading through all the fart apps? Nice one, earlier you sounded so unsure of yourself being able to do it!
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Posted: Jul 14th 2009 4:42PM Uncle Jesse said

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Is this a new IP?


........
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Posted: Jul 14th 2009 5:27PM (Unverified) said

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That comment was so awesome if you were my real uncle I'd let you rape me.
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Posted: Jul 14th 2009 5:52PM Uncle Jesse said

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Have mercy!
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Posted: Jul 14th 2009 6:11PM (Unverified) said

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No mercy. You've earned it. You can just slam it on home if you wanna.
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Posted: Jul 14th 2009 6:14PM Uncle Jesse said

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So long, Captain Planet!
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Posted: Jul 14th 2009 6:28PM smcn said

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They should broaden their horizons and port it to WiiWare.
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Posted: Jul 14th 2009 6:30PM Uncle Jesse said

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You'd just have to remember to waggle when you're finished.
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Posted: Jul 14th 2009 4:44PM AsherR said

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Stay classy America.

... Please.
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Posted: Jul 19th 2009 4:09AM (Unverified) said

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Hey now... this IS America you're talking about? When have we ever had class? (My, what nice land you had there.)
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Posted: Jul 14th 2009 4:46PM Rhamsey said

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should i get this or pre order MW2 with the night vision goggles.
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Posted: Jul 14th 2009 4:49PM (Unverified) said

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both seem reasonable and necessary.
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Posted: Jul 14th 2009 4:49PM Ashitaka said

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I don't know man... That's a tough one.
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Posted: Jul 14th 2009 5:05PM Uncle Jesse said

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Might have to take the hit and get both. How else are you supposed to write your name with your own piss in the dark?
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Posted: Jul 14th 2009 6:24PM (Unverified) said

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...eat Uranium 'till it glows?
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Posted: Jul 14th 2009 4:48PM Mr Everdred 01 said

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I have an app called pee monkey and it's hilarious. The app store hasn't really been that useful for me. The only meaningful apps I have are Shazam, Pandora, and the Facebook app. After those 3, I have about 7 pages of random meaningless games I've only played once or twice.
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Posted: Jul 14th 2009 4:50PM StormEagle said

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Damn dude. Should have jumped on that Peggle sale a few weeks back. Also, check out Hero of Sparta and Tap Tap Revenge. They're great games and ALWAYS come in handy when you need a minute just to just chill.
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Posted: Jul 14th 2009 4:54PM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said

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I have about 10 apps I use weekly on mine:

Shopper
Yelp
Wikipanion
Surf Report
Billminder
Google Mobile app
Dictionary.com
AP News
Quick Office
Cydia ;)

The game/entertainment apps however...

Knights Onrush
Scrabble

I suppose I would have more games on mine if the App Store wasn't littered with fart machines, noise makers and general shit-baggery apps.
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Posted: Jul 14th 2009 4:49PM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said

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I wonder if I made a game called "Bare Hands" where you masturbate until you climax would get approved. If it didn't I suppose I could change it to a bear and call it "Bear Hands" and it probably would.

But then Conan O'Brien would be after me.

Further proof that the iPhone is a haven for transient "developers".
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Posted: Jul 14th 2009 4:51PM StormEagle said

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As long as it has that music that plays the ENTIRE time, Cap...how do they say?

I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR!!
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Posted: Jul 14th 2009 4:55PM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said

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Have I ever told you that you're my favorite poster here on Joystiq, Storm Eagle?
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Posted: Jul 14th 2009 5:15PM Uncle Jesse said

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He's your fave?!?! I thought we had something?!
Then what was all that talk about blowing smoke up my ass about?
Didn't you mean any of it? You Joyslut!
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Posted: Jul 14th 2009 5:24PM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said

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Sorry Jesse, you're yesterday's news. We'll always have our memories though. Now get your fat ass outta here.

:said in Herbert's voice:
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Posted: Jul 14th 2009 5:05PM RobS the 3rd said

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Damn, and Sony wants to reduce the quality control on the PSP. Well I guess they'll get wonderful games such as this then.
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Posted: Jul 14th 2009 5:15PM Shagittarius said

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And yet Peggle is actually promoted by Joystiq...pah.
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Posted: Jul 14th 2009 5:28PM mezzaninex said

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...this is retarded.
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Posted: Jul 14th 2009 6:03PM michaspi said

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Team Fortress 2 for iPhone won't happen because of Jarate.
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Posted: Jul 14th 2009 6:26PM (Unverified) said

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That's no piss...that's Sniper's...ummm...sweat? Yeah, sweat. Sitting behind a wall of allies, one hit killing people from the other end of the map is a tough thankless job...
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Posted: Jul 14th 2009 6:09PM (Unverified) said

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This is the most realistic pissing simulator I've ever seen.
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Posted: Jul 14th 2009 7:35PM (Unverified) said

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This is the stupidest app ever made; it will be on top of the charts in no time.
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Posted: Jul 14th 2009 9:38PM (Unverified) said

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So I assume the countless fart apps in the App Store have to be described as bear farts over human farts to be approved, right?
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Posted: Jul 14th 2009 10:42PM (Unverified) said

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almost every iphone app i've ever seen is essentially useless

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