Discovering a trademark
for Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days
has made us preemptively fire Ludwig Kietzmann
, before his upcoming review of the game could be completed. In the future, Square Enix Europe
will pull all advertising from our site due to these choice quotes:
- "This game will send you to the doghouse."
- "You will roll over when playing the game."
- "You'll beg for it to stop."
- "I played the game for a bit, but then I had to put it down."
- "Here's our score, K? 9/100."
- "Kane & Lynch is a bitch."
We apologize to everyone, our readers and Square Enix Europe, for this review.