Get your one-liner in Serious Sam HD by using Twitter
by Ben Gilbert 
{ Jul 15th 2009 at 11:00PM } 
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Here's the thing -- we already told you pretty much everything you need to know in the headline up top. Sure, we could expand on it a bit and tell you that the company producing Serious Sam HD, Devolver Digital, will be accepting entries via its Twitter account from July 15 to July 30. We could remind you that the producers are Gamecock and Gathering of Developers veterans Mike Wilson and Harry Miller -- known for storming Ken Levine and spawning Hail to the Chimp.
We could even let you know that the only way to find out if your one-liner is going to be voiced by Serious Sam voice actor John J. Dick is to follow the aforementioned Devolver Twitter account or the game's publisher's account, Majesco, in "early August." But why would we do all that?
... Dammit!
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
PR0F3TA @ Jul 15th 2009 11:14PM
Time to kick ass and chew bubble gum...
...oh wait
NoughtSoClever @ Jul 16th 2009 2:11PM
Kick ass and...do...taxes...and I forgot to...uh...file for an extension?
The Dark Wang @ Jul 15th 2009 11:23PM
I've got Serious balls...
...oh wait
Kev (XBL: ksiddique) @ Jul 16th 2009 10:14AM
BALLS OF STEEL!
MechaGamerX @ Jul 15th 2009 11:25PM
LEROY JENKINS!!
The Dark Wang @ Jul 15th 2009 11:27PM
Haha you just reminded me of Ventrilo harassment on youtube
ryanpaulmcgowan @ Jul 16th 2009 12:04AM
Usually things like that remind you of the source video, not a video that used the source.
That would be like me saying "Ninja, Ninja, Rap!" and it reminding you of the Gulf War.
The Dark Wang @ Jul 16th 2009 12:12AM
I don't understand how that's alike, but ok.
Access Granted @ Jul 15th 2009 11:25PM
NETRICSA POWAAA!!!
moot @ Jul 17th 2009 9:09PM
[Banned!]
Talek @ Jul 16th 2009 12:43AM
Hnnnnng
Premature ejaculation man @ Jul 15th 2009 11:42PM
"die"
I think I've got a high chance of that line winning and being in the game.
Manly Mcbeefington (Mr. ESC) @ Jul 15th 2009 11:53PM
Well is more likely than "I'm here to kill guys and do prostate exams,who is next?"
The Dark Wang @ Jul 15th 2009 11:54PM
Are you going to cum on them until they make you the winner?
Premature ejaculation man @ Jul 15th 2009 11:56PM
That is highly inappropriate. I use my talents for the greater good Mr. Wang.
The Dark Wang @ Jul 16th 2009 12:32AM
What are your talents? Demonstrate them on Manly McBeefington
meth0dical @ Jul 16th 2009 12:47AM
@Wang
You forgot the no homo, homo.
The Dark Wang @ Jul 16th 2009 1:05AM
I'm not a homo, but you're obviously one of the people that GLAAD is tired of hearing in online games.
Manly Mcbeefington (Mr. ESC) @ Jul 15th 2009 11:52PM
Blow it up your ass!
Oh wait.
["I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!"]
The Dark Wang @ Jul 16th 2009 12:00AM
Blow it up your vajayjay.
I will unscrew your head and Seriously shit down your neck.
Come with me if you want to die.
Time to kick some Serious ass and chew laffy taffy, but I'm all out of taffy.
I don't care if anybody uses these because they're all Seriously stupid. ::)
That smily face is me. I'm an alien. ::)
The Dark Wang @ Jul 16th 2009 12:04AM
THAT'S WHAT SHE SERIOUSLY SAID!!!!
That should be in the game too. ::)
The Dark Wang @ Jul 16th 2009 12:06AM
P**** Lickin' and Booger Pickin'
Elmhurst676 @ Jul 16th 2009 1:37AM
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
The Dark Wang @ Jul 16th 2009 2:27AM
What's wrong with you? j/k I'm really bored right now
colin @ Jul 16th 2009 12:02AM
Snappin' necks and cashin' checks.
FatAtHeart @ Jul 16th 2009 12:41AM
I love joystiq. so witty.
Rhamsey @ Jul 16th 2009 1:21AM
i am so fucking tired of twitter.
The Dark Wang @ Jul 16th 2009 1:31AM
I'm sure twitter is tired of you joysticking on joystiq when you could be tweeting on twitter.
WiNG [XBL&Steam: WiNGSPANTT] from lifeinagame.com @ Jul 16th 2009 10:15AM
I'm even more tired of the over-hyped media bullshit about Twitter.
FACT: The "uses" of Twitter are basically nill and could/are just as easily done through about 100 other sites and services.