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Posted: Jul 15th 2009 8:03PM (Unverified) said

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first

to say FUCK YOU PACHTER

Posted: Jul 15th 2009 8:16PM AnteSim said

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The only person who can get away with saying "first" on Joystiq is Premature Ejaculation Man.
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Posted: Jul 15th 2009 8:25PM Wiizer said

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DON'T F*CK HIM, KILL HIM!!!!... his professional career, that is.
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Posted: Jul 15th 2009 8:04PM RKN said

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I predict the next news story will have DSG.

Posted: Jul 15th 2009 8:07PM Look At This Suit said

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See, this is where it starts getting annoying. When it's brought out of a post that does have her in a picture into a post that has nothing to do with her.

Granted, this is a Pachter post, but it's the principle of the thing.
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Posted: Jul 15th 2009 8:20PM RKN said

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OMG, let the next next post have Pachter! Pachter is fucking back you guys, oh sweet lord in heaven, rejoice!!!!
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Posted: Jul 15th 2009 8:08PM gonintendo said

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Is that the new mac mini?

Posted: Jul 15th 2009 8:09PM Premature ejaculation man said

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I predict people will make their own prediction posts and rant against Patcher.

Posted: Jul 15th 2009 8:11PM (Unverified) said

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I predict you will come very quickly. ;)
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Posted: Jul 15th 2009 8:14PM (Unverified) said

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Pachter's next predtition

"Bill Gates will suck my dick on 2014"


thiis guy is a retard nothing comes true of what he says

he is idiiot nobosy should listen to him

Posted: Jul 15th 2009 8:16PM Sly C said

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judging by the way you spell, you're in no position to be calling anyone an "idiiot".
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Posted: Jul 15th 2009 8:22PM (Unverified) said

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Irony!
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Posted: Jul 15th 2009 9:25PM llllFlREBlRDllll said

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No Archi, it's "IIrony"! ;)

On-topic: Keep your mouth zipped Mr. Pachter. Please...
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Posted: Jul 15th 2009 8:14PM (Unverified) said

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Get the fuck outta here Patcher

Posted: Jul 15th 2009 8:15PM Typicalgamer said

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i've just realized this, but patcher has nice hands.

Posted: Jul 15th 2009 8:18PM (Unverified) said

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wow
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Posted: Jul 15th 2009 8:19PM RKN said

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Except those aren't his hands.
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Posted: Jul 15th 2009 8:33PM (Unverified) said

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THIS NEW PHOTOSHOP THING IS AMAZING

I CAN NOW MAKE HUMOROUS IMAGES ON THE WORLD WIDE WEB
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Posted: Jul 15th 2009 8:35PM Look At This Suit said

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However, you had better be careful. Sometimes people who have seen quite a few photoshops in their time can tell from the pixels.
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Posted: Jul 15th 2009 9:42PM RANDOM G Joystiq Troll Slayer said

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Sony boy has a hand fetish. Confirmed.
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Posted: Jul 15th 2009 8:19PM (Unverified) said

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And it will have so much shovelware that even the Wii will be like "....really Apple?

Posted: Jul 15th 2009 9:13PM (Unverified) said

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You're just a fanboy tmac

BTW the iPhone/iPod touch has a lot of good games.
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Posted: Jul 15th 2009 9:19PM (Unverified) said

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"iPhone/iPod touch has a lot of good games"

Best joke I've heard all day! Thank you for that.
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Posted: Jul 15th 2009 10:05PM Sly C said

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it has a couple good games, but very few compared to the rest. zenonia, rolando 1 & 2, and peggle are the only ones that truly are great on the iphone, and peggle is multiplatform.
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Posted: Jul 15th 2009 8:20PM (Unverified) said

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Yeah I think I will pass on a Apple game system. It would be funny though. "Mommy why doesn't my Apple have any games for it"? "Because Timmy Apple Game Station like the Apple computer sucks and no one wants to develop for it".

Posted: Jul 15th 2009 8:24PM p07h3ad said

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BEHOLD!!! The next iteration is "i" related products.....the......iBox
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_KxN0Nepus

Posted: Jul 15th 2009 9:19PM mikesanto said

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Ah hell... you beat me to it.
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Posted: Jul 16th 2009 11:56AM zero2dash said

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I think that would go along nicely on the iRack.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rw2nkoGLhrE
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Posted: Jul 15th 2009 8:27PM Tre said

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I know I'm a Mac fanboy or whatever, but I have to admit that Apple creating a game system would be a pretty farfetched idea. Remember (or if you're my age, look it up) the Pippin? It didn't do very well.


(note to self:ONLY COMMENT ON THE FACT OF YOUR FANBOYISM ON TUAW from now on)

Posted: Jul 15th 2009 9:20PM (Unverified) said

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The Pippin wasn't really Apple's console, it was designed by Apple and produced by Bandai, and Apple just licensed it to third parties.
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Posted: Jul 15th 2009 9:21PM Red Son Rising said

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note to self: use CAPS when acting like a tool..
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Posted: Jul 15th 2009 8:27PM ECVOICE said

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Should put this guy with Conan for "In the Year 3000..."

Posted: Jul 15th 2009 8:29PM onimonkii said

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son of a bitch

Posted: Jul 15th 2009 8:34PM Mr Slayer said

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Pachter needs to shut up.

Posted: Jul 15th 2009 8:36PM (Unverified) said

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lol

Posted: Jul 15th 2009 8:46PM (Unverified) said

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Nobody cares about this twat; stop posting his drivel.

Posted: Jul 15th 2009 9:04PM Sleepyperson said

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He needs to stop predicting.

Posted: Jul 15th 2009 9:14PM Xocolatl said

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Looks like the new Jack Thompson is just about revealed here.

Anyway, I'm pretty sure that Apple would definitely attempt to get into the console business too. I think they would be more successful if they go the route of cloud computing and ally themselves with Gaikai or a service like that. It would work much better for their audiences who like no-fuss stuff.

Posted: Jul 15th 2009 9:23PM (Unverified) said

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I'd rather see all games downloaded on a massive HDD, because for Gaikai or OnLive you have to be connected to the internet and every time you play it takes up bandwidth.
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Posted: Jul 15th 2009 9:21PM Jacksons said

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Another one trying to take over my living room, eh? Good luck with that.

Posted: Jul 15th 2009 9:26PM darkquota said

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Michael Pachter has been around for a while, yet it seems everyone, as opposed to a few people, hate him now. I wonder why...

Posted: Jul 15th 2009 9:28PM Red Son Rising said

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ugh, more Patcher. told myself i wouldnt read this drivel but its too late now..

i would love to see what Apple could do in the console market but i dont think theres room for 4 console manufactures right now. plus wading into the generations deep console waters is probably too risky for Apple to invest serious cash.

Apple might bring ipod and iphone games to the AppleTV but making it a legit games console is a lil more than pipe dreaming right now..

Posted: Jul 15th 2009 9:32PM Mr Khan said

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I agree in this context. Apple is not going to enter the game console space on the terms of the game console makers, for the simple fact that Apple themselves don't have the necessary development talent to power a large library of exclusive games. They could pull a major buy-in, but i think their entry into what's like console gaming won't be an actual console, but a full-blown multimedia device with gaming as a side-function.

A wired iPod Touch, or something very much like it.

Posted: Jul 16th 2009 9:53AM Chaz Winterbottom said

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I couldn't agree more.

Apple always approaches things from a different percpective and this will continue to be the case when they enter the console business.
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Posted: Jul 15th 2009 10:36PM MrU2 said

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To Joystiq: I humbly request that a sort-of Bingo card be made out of all of Pachter's predictions. It would be great fun for the whole family!

Posted: Jul 15th 2009 10:58PM Stevetrop Man of Mystery said

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I can see apple coming into the console industry. They know they have a hold on customers with the ipod and iphone. they know gaming in itself is a very profitable business.

The battle field will be quite interesting in the future if apple decides to jump into the console business.

Posted: Jul 15th 2009 11:18PM captplut9465 said

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Pic is not quite on the level of DSG scariness/hilarity.

Posted: Jul 16th 2009 12:11AM p07h3ad said

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Needs more DSG.....and cowbell

Posted: Jul 16th 2009 12:17AM samfish said

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I've been saying this for a while myself. Relaunching AppleTV with the ability to play games makes too much sense for it not to happen.
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