Joystiq Podcast 101 - Time Gentlemen, Please! edition
by Justin McElroy 
{ Jul 17th 2009 at 2:40PM } 
Also, adventure game chat!
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Hosts: Christopher Grant, Justin McElroy and Ludwig Kietzmann
Music: "Gravity (Don't Let Me Go)" by Jon Black, "Red Eye" by Ben Kweller
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See all of this week's links after the jump.
NEWS:
June NPD: Prototype rips apart the sales charts
Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 prestige edition
Valkyria Chronicles 2 in development for PSP
Duke Begins developer revealed to be Gearbox Software
Midway Newcastle drains the moat, shuts down
BioShock 2 delayed to 'first half' of 2010
LUDWIG'S ENTRY: http://www.telltalegames.com/monkeyisland/contest/entry/618
Play Ben There, Dan That and join the Ben There, Dan That Love Club
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
rTwelve @ Jul 17th 2009 2:44PM
If only I could wake myself up at 6am!
MowDownJoe @ Jul 17th 2009 2:46PM
Don't we all...
supermatty @ Jul 17th 2009 2:52PM
Dude, time shift justin.tv:
http://www.justin.tv/joystiq/old#from-6.10,July-17-2009
(Time is Pacific, you might have to adjust for your region)
rTwelve @ Jul 17th 2009 2:54PM
No one should have this much power to manipulate time.
Damian @ Jul 17th 2009 6:43PM
Every time you do a livecast,couldnt you make a post saying it is at the time it takes place?
ilovethewaggle @ Jul 17th 2009 2:50PM
Cooome on you guys, you couldn't throw a DSG in there for good measure? You went through all that other photoshop work youd think she'd be the easiest. And yes, i can tell you from experience. She's easy.
Jrinswand @ Jul 17th 2009 2:51PM
Uh, the DSG is in the picture.
Justin McElroy @ Jul 17th 2009 2:52PM
Ow, that's a confirmed burn. It's totally there.
rTwelve @ Jul 17th 2009 2:53PM
The team doesn't make the photoshops, the fine folks at the JOYSTIQ.COM PODCAST APPRECIATION GROUP do this. You should take your petition there, where you will find shockingly they already have enough DSG photoshopped into almost everything.
Yes, even the Facebook Ads.
ilovethewaggle @ Jul 17th 2009 2:55PM
damn...i wasn't looking hard enough. guess she isn't as easy as she told me she was.
rTwelve @ Jul 17th 2009 3:03PM
Wow, I hadn't actually been to the JPAG in a while and I thought I was kidding about the ads, but...
Vegnagun bwf @ Jul 19th 2009 2:01PM
DSG gon' give it to ya, DSG gon' give it to ya, DSG gon' give it to ya
MowDownJoe @ Jul 17th 2009 2:50PM
iTunes is having trouble downloading it.
Jack Hollow @ Jul 17th 2009 2:58PM
Podcast isn't downloading again. Doesn't load on my Google Reader, and doesn't load or play on my media player. Hit play and nothing.
Professor Lario @ Jul 17th 2009 3:02PM
I've never been so attracted to Hermione.
Damian @ Jul 17th 2009 3:04PM
I will never look at Hermione the same way again,thanks for ruining that for me.
Sly @ Jul 17th 2009 3:08PM
agreed...
Look At This Suit @ Jul 17th 2009 3:06PM
Uh, guys, I'm pretty sure that Marzhin's line is a reference to this:
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/kimberley-vlaeminck-56-stars
Sly @ Jul 17th 2009 3:08PM
i love how justin's head is huge compared to his body. it reminds me of when they would show george lopez as a kid on the george lopez show.
Justin McElroy @ Jul 17th 2009 4:01PM
It's like that in real life, too.
:(
Sly @ Jul 17th 2009 4:43PM
it's okay justin, we still love you.
Vegnagun bwf @ Jul 19th 2009 2:04PM
Justin is plagued by the Uncanny Valley in real life. Also his head is as detailed and awkward as a Bioware character.
mitch @ Jul 17th 2009 3:09PM
It's not updating in itunes, says wrong url
Shagittarius @ Jul 17th 2009 3:08PM
The Gravity intro song has definitely grown on me.
Justin McElroy @ Jul 17th 2009 3:10PM
Hey, it should be working in iTunes soon. File's still getting added.
Look At This Suit @ Jul 17th 2009 3:14PM
I can confirm that it is working now, I just downloaded it.
The Dark Wayne @ Jul 17th 2009 3:16PM
I cant believe i missed the live version, im gonna go whip myself like the pale guy from the da vinci code
Rein @ Jul 17th 2009 7:01PM
Can I watch?
The Dark Wayne @ Jul 17th 2009 3:19PM
Chris RFG isnt really exceedingly difficult, it's just nobody wants to play it the way the devs want you to. They really do want you to act like a guerilla, just go in there blow stuff up and run out, but fuck that you just wanna blow everything up
ObiBen @ Jul 17th 2009 3:23PM
I hoped into the live show just in time for my Stump JC entry to be read. I thought I had him, but he got it right. Covert Ops: Nuclear Dawn was indeed the game I was thinking of.
Xa31nov1s @ Jul 17th 2009 3:39PM
I knew I'd find DSG in there....
The Dark Wayne @ Jul 17th 2009 4:18PM
you really did sound like grimlock chris, you should call Michael bay about being in the third movie
Saria the Cat @ Jul 17th 2009 4:46PM
So should we expect the podcast to be recorded live on Fridays at 6am PST in general?
Dave @ Jul 17th 2009 5:57PM
Whoa, I never saw your new avatar before but you're very pretty. I mean I know you're always pretty but that new pic is like....whoa. Hey, you know who you remind me of? Lela Starr!
Dave @ Jul 17th 2009 5:58PM
OMG Wait a minute,...do NOT google that name.
Saria the Cat @ Jul 17th 2009 6:22PM
Haha, I'm not sure if I should be flattered that I remind you of a porn star but thank you. :) The other avatar is several years old (I was 18 in it), and I FINALLY managed to get the new (and very recent) one up. Too bad it seems like Joystiq keeps alternating between my old and new avatar in Firefox.
Wiizer (Michael Pachter MUST DIE.. Professionally) @ Jul 17th 2009 7:06PM
Funny, this is exactly how a conversation between a man and a "woman" start in PlayStation Home...
That, or "Hello. You're very pretty. I mean I know you're always pretty but that new..."
Oh, never mind. It's the same.
The Dark Wayne @ Jul 17th 2009 8:58PM
wow dave, wow.
Vegnagun bwf @ Jul 19th 2009 2:02PM
"Hey you remind me of a porn star."
LAZoftheTamarinds @ Jul 17th 2009 4:50PM
Thanks for another one!
Photoshop is awesome. Justin looks like he wants to murder Ron though.
Also, DSG!
j.howlett @ Jul 17th 2009 4:57PM
i missed it live but i'm kind of glad because it's been awhile since i've heard red eye
Shagittarius @ Jul 17th 2009 5:31PM
My most prized gaming piece: My CD-ROM sealed copy of Loom.
Ashkental @ Jul 17th 2009 5:44PM
Wow!
That DSG is hard to see!!!
Gratz :D
Wiizer (Michael Pachter MUST DIE.. Professionally) @ Jul 17th 2009 7:02PM
"Her-McElroy":
Listen here, you sniveling Weasley! You'll play Quidditch and you'll play it until I tell you to stop.
This is a line from my new Harry Potter live action movie inspired by the photo above.*
*Lines based on said image are preliminary and subject to change.
FAnchax @ Jul 17th 2009 7:18PM
ron weasley looks like a special kid on the screenshot
Sly @ Jul 17th 2009 8:32PM
mostly because of the helmet.
fffunfarm06 @ Jul 17th 2009 8:59PM
ive been trying all day to get away from my girlfriend just to give me 2 hours to listen to the podcast. damn you vile woman!
hondemedes @ Jul 17th 2009 10:02PM
The game for Stump JC was indeed Strike Gunner: S.T.G.
Sorry JC, I didn't want to make so hard =)
Thanks for the great show guys!
Renato
J.Goodwin @ Jul 18th 2009 9:00AM
Chris totally missing Ludwig's "pesky" pun was a classic moment.
player66 @ Jul 18th 2009 1:17PM
Joystiq Podcast...Making weekend-long workdays fun since 1947.