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Posted: Jul 17th 2009 1:06PM Jawmuncher said

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While i'll admit these fake mock-ups are nice why do most of them insist of putting the guide button where basically the D-Pad is.

Wouldn't that be more annoying than anything?
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Posted: Jul 17th 2009 1:08PM (Unverified) said

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The whole unit looks like an ergonomic nightmare, at least to my humble eyes.
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Posted: Jul 17th 2009 1:14PM infernus said

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I like how they just used the wheel from an iPod and even tacked on a Memory Stick logo. This mockup needs a little work.
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Posted: Jul 17th 2009 1:47PM Ballistic H said

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My eyes, my beautiful eyes!
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Posted: Jul 17th 2009 2:19PM Sly C said

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that's not a memory stick logo, that's a magicgate logo. but still...
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Posted: Jul 17th 2009 2:29PM (Unverified) said

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The thing that got me was why do they have the led around the guide button.

Does xbox portable have three other controllers that slide out of it?
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Posted: Jul 17th 2009 2:50PM aristokrat said

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It's just a Milo repainted and with new buttons. Lazy work...
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Posted: Jul 17th 2009 4:36PM Rooshma said

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@atx1980

It's so it can have three of them light up and flash red...
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Posted: Jul 17th 2009 5:44PM Fullmetal Salchemist said

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They're keeping with the tradition of giving their Xbox brand stuff terrible, terrible D-Pads.
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Posted: Jul 17th 2009 1:06PM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said

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Hopefully the Zune HD won't suck and Microsoft can evolve that into a real mobile platform. Still waiting for that Live Anywhere initiative!
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Posted: Jul 20th 2009 1:41AM Quikboy said

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The Zune HD shouldn't suck, based on my experiences with the previous Zunes.
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Posted: Jul 17th 2009 1:07PM Shagittarius said

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I think I speak for true gamers everywhere when I say, "Drop Natal and pursue portable gaming."

And I'm speaking at least for myself when I say , "Drop Natal."
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Posted: Jul 17th 2009 1:09PM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said

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What the hell is a "true gamer"?
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Posted: Jul 17th 2009 1:14PM (Unverified) said

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A man, nay, a beast, cloaked not in the miasma of cursory audio-visual stimulation, who is aglow of his superior...

Fuck it, I've no idea.
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Posted: Jul 17th 2009 1:15PM Spunky Monkey 190906 said

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Definition on Mavipedia

True Gamer - A true gamer is born into, lives and dies a gaming addict. The term True Gamer derived from gaming language and means 'Game Nerd'. A true gamer could be considered an individual who spends 70% or higher of the time in thier lives gaming, they are highly unlikely to have seen sunlight, it is rumoured that sunlight actually has a detrimental effect on them. Symptoms consist of severe temper tantrums when loosing, the inability to look anywhere else but the screen, sore-thumbalitis, slobalitis and various other symptoms .
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Posted: Jul 17th 2009 1:16PM Johnny Locke said

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Yeah what is the definition of a ''true'' gamer, that is the second time today i have heard that, some retard named doofg saying anyone that is a halo fan is not a true gamer.
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Posted: Jul 17th 2009 1:21PM GuyManDude said

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Nintendo has proved that you can make boat loads of money selling gaming systems to non-"true gamers"

Dont count on Natal to be dropped and if you think that the interface won't be good then we're all thankful your not a game dev. Natal while looks like a novelty could turn out to become very cool interface. I personally would love to see Natal being implemented with RTS games and the voice system used in RPGs. There is no reason that Natal cannot be used with a controller.

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Posted: Jul 17th 2009 1:22PM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said

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@ Maverick Saturn (Igor)

Funny, that's the same description for a virgin.
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Posted: Jul 17th 2009 2:00PM Shmil said

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Robert Loggia (Doom) wins the internets for the day. +1
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Posted: Jul 17th 2009 2:24PM Shagittarius said

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I like your style Jung Guns.
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Posted: Jul 17th 2009 2:41PM Spunky Monkey 190906 said

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Speaking of which, where has sprinkles been lately, hes a true gamer :D
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Posted: Jul 17th 2009 2:44PM HTCEVO said

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THIS JUST IN:

FANBOYS LOVE CAP LOCK!
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Posted: Jul 17th 2009 4:15PM blazinsmokey said

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true gamer = virgin

hahahaha
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Posted: Jul 17th 2009 1:08PM AkumaFTW said

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Xbox Live on my Iphone will tide me over till later Microsoft. Make it so, Engage
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Posted: Jul 17th 2009 1:13PM (Unverified) said

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Live on the Iphone? Would MS let that happen since they compete with Apple on several fronts??
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Posted: Jul 17th 2009 2:06PM Shmil said

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Probably not, but it makes a decent set up for some Picarding. Which is always welcome.
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Posted: Jul 17th 2009 2:12PM Duke said

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They let their other software be made for Apple computers so why not allow such a app for the iPhone
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Posted: Jul 17th 2009 1:15PM Accessgranted said

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That's one fugly mockup. this one's a little better: http://smartech.blogetery.com/files/2008/07/xbox360-portable-concept.jpg
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Posted: Jul 17th 2009 1:21PM hey buddy said

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...but again with the 'guide button' in the center of the d-pad?

That's essentially putting the pause button in the middle of the d-pad! Doesn't anybody notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!
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Posted: Jul 17th 2009 1:39PM Johnny Locke said

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Why would an xbox portable even have a guide button, probably more like a home button.
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Posted: Jul 17th 2009 2:13PM Duke said

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That is a better mock-up but I agree with everyone else annoyed with the guide button placement.
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Posted: Jul 17th 2009 2:21PM (Unverified) said

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still looks like shit
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Posted: Jul 20th 2009 10:28AM Syier said

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http://www.thegamereviews.com/userfiles/image/psp2-mockup.jpg

Replace Sony logos with Microsoft, done.
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Posted: Jul 17th 2009 1:16PM Rhamsey said

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I would love a way to play my arcade games like Braid, Castle Crashers, and Yaris whenever I want.
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Posted: Jul 17th 2009 6:53PM logicbombde said

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I was with ya until you said "yaris"
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Posted: Jul 17th 2009 9:00PM Rhamsey said

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whats that supposed to mean?
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Posted: Jul 17th 2009 1:16PM hey buddy said

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Even in fantasy internet mock-up land, putting the 'Xbox Guide' button in the middle of the d-pad and using a Sony 'memory stick' for storage is funny!

I'm sure whatever they do, it's never going to look like that!
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Posted: Jul 17th 2009 1:17PM arrness PSN chsowls Steam dcdani said

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hopefully its as hackable as the psp
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Posted: Jul 17th 2009 1:18PM RKN said

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It would be nice to see a strong competitor to the PSP, just like how the Xbox 360 has been a strong competitor to the PS3. Competition is good!
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Posted: Jul 17th 2009 1:24PM (Unverified) said

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Yeah they can all fight for distant second place behind Nintendo.
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Posted: Jul 17th 2009 1:33PM mrmobius said

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So the DS doesn't exist or isn't competing with the PSP? Sure...
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Posted: Jul 17th 2009 2:08PM RKN said

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Sorry, I mean like the 360 and PS3 compete against each other on a different front than against the Wii, similar to what I'd like to see in the PSP and an Xbox portable.
Sorry, I haven't been a Nintendo person since the N64. : )
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Posted: Jul 17th 2009 2:47PM eat it said

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what is nintendo on top of exactly? making toys?
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Posted: Jul 17th 2009 2:54PM Cal said

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Making money
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Posted: Jul 17th 2009 2:56PM eat it said

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now tell me what nintendo making money means to me...

...no wait I don't care
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Posted: Jul 17th 2009 3:07PM Duke said

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On top of the handheld market maybe?
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Posted: Jul 17th 2009 1:22PM CaptainProtonX said

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Will ti feature "over-hyper-performance", aka, "over-heating"?
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Posted: Jul 17th 2009 1:22PM (Unverified) said

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Hand warmer.
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Posted: Jul 17th 2009 1:33PM Accessgranted said

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That's what she said.
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Posted: Jul 17th 2009 1:34PM Inect said

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wireless sold separately.
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