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Posted: Jul 19th 2009 2:34PM (Unverified) said

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Poor quality breasts.
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Posted: Jul 19th 2009 2:37PM MystileArmor said

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Is there such a thing as high quality dead woman's boobs? Either way, it didn't keep Mr. Fishburne (I assume?) from staring at them.
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Posted: Jul 19th 2009 3:51PM Mazrael said

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If Lucy Pinder dies tommorow there shall be the high quality breasts we seek..
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Posted: Jul 19th 2009 4:13PM MystileArmor said

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Necrophiles rejoice?

Fuckin' disgusting. That comes from a fat german little boy that eats, breathes and sleeps chocolate.
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Posted: Jul 19th 2009 5:14PM (Unverified) said

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"Fuckin' disgusting."

That coming from the guy how wouldn't mind drinking fat Megan Fox's bath water.
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Posted: Jul 19th 2009 5:39PM MystileArmor said

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Exactly!

*drool* Megan Fox
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Posted: Jul 19th 2009 9:07PM Johnny Locke said

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Necrophelia aint so bad,there is just a 1 week cut off, kind of like if you are a certain age,you might not want to date people 5-8 years younger than you.
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Posted: Jul 19th 2009 11:41PM zuburi said

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Good to see you have morals.

Keep reaching for the stars!
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Posted: Jul 20th 2009 12:04AM MystileArmor said

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I kind of figured necrophiles really weren't all that picky...
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Posted: Jul 20th 2009 3:21AM (Unverified) said

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Megan Fox's bath water? why not F--- her
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Posted: Jul 19th 2009 2:36PM Dextro said

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All I can say is: www.epiconeliner.com
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Posted: Jul 19th 2009 3:03PM NukeAssault said

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Awesome. XD
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Posted: Jul 19th 2009 6:16PM Nergy said

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That is the single greatest website ever.

It looks like you...


...just gained an internet.

YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
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Posted: Jul 19th 2009 4:58PM BPMOmega XBL PSN Steam said

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Copy and paste too hard for you, Leroy?
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Posted: Jul 19th 2009 6:18PM (Unverified) said

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Actually my computer screws up copy and paste. It's very annoying.
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Posted: Jul 19th 2009 2:45PM (Unverified) said

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NitroMikeo @ Jul 19th 2009 2:34PM
Poor quality breasts.

yeah and they dont look good in the game either. zing
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Posted: Jul 19th 2009 5:41PM WAldenIV said

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That made no sense at all. Thank you for playing, though.
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Posted: Jul 19th 2009 2:47PM Gonzie said

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"We bet it'll make (puts on sunglasses) a killing in the NPDs"

one I hate you for making me chuckle

two that's a Miami reference not Las Vegas :P
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Posted: Jul 19th 2009 6:37PM (Unverified) said

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3 that doesn't matter. CSI is CSI, evil pun making, sunglass wearing bosses aside
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Posted: Jul 20th 2009 8:25AM xenocidic said

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CSI: Hard Evidence was particularly painful to play through. I hope this one does better.
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Posted: Jul 19th 2009 3:03PM Mazrael said

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Looks... grizzly.. was that the PS2 version? doesn't even look like Fishburne..
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Posted: Jul 19th 2009 4:46PM BPMOmega XBL PSN Steam said

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Gallery says 360.
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Posted: Jul 19th 2009 5:27PM Mazrael said

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Ouch.. maybe it's XBLA then.. but then depends how much time before they expect a release, that up there look's terrible
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Posted: Jul 19th 2009 3:17PM (Unverified) said

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Hadron scientist: The Hadron Collider failure produced a small black hole in every home in the world that looks like a Nintendo Wii.

Horatio: In that case, it's safe to say [puts on sunglasses] the Wii does suck.

YEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

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Posted: Jul 19th 2009 3:22PM MystileArmor said

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Is this part of an In-joke I'm not aware of, or are my retarded-comment-sensors down again?
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Posted: Jul 19th 2009 4:13PM DWells55 said

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The whole [puts on sunglasses] and YEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHHH! is a reference to the openings of CSI. You know, he puts his glasses on, does his on-liner, then it cuts to the theme music. It's been an internet meme for a while now.
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Posted: Jul 19th 2009 4:22PM MystileArmor said

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Ok, but the whole joke, I still don't get it. Wii's and black holes? What the fuck?

I guess I'll go out with a *puts on sunglasses* NUTSHIT!

>=D
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Posted: Jul 19th 2009 4:37PM (Unverified) said

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Read up on the Hadron Collider. It was a big concern that if the machine failed it would create a huge blackhole in space. I added in some Wii bashing because I still can't believe I spent all that money on a system and games I barely ever play. I could have easily put the money into my car or something else.
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Posted: Jul 19th 2009 8:12PM Erdie said

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You're not alone, Tyler.
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Posted: Jul 19th 2009 3:28PM (Unverified) said

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Meh.

YEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
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Posted: Jul 19th 2009 3:39PM MystileArmor said

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YAAAAAAAAAAH

Are we zcheeringk fur die chokolat pooding? When will zey hear my criez of lonelinez? I need video gamez about zee chokolat pooding!!
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Posted: Jul 19th 2009 3:56PM (Unverified) said

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You can just put some chokolat pooding on a game disc......
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Posted: Jul 19th 2009 3:51PM Paulish said

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Another easy 1000 achievement points, please.
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Posted: Jul 19th 2009 3:53PM (Unverified) said

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This game is going to suck should have released it on PS3 then it would have been a GOTY contender for sure
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Posted: Jul 19th 2009 3:56PM (Unverified) said

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Ummm.....no.
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Posted: Jul 19th 2009 4:57PM BPMOmega XBL PSN Steam said

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Well, he IS the ULTIMATE PS3 Fanboy...
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Posted: Jul 20th 2009 1:47PM Duke said

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Do you even think at all before you post this crap? Your comments are so damn worthless - its always that the game sucks, but if it was on PS3 it would be the best ever. Come up with a new line.
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Posted: Jul 20th 2009 2:29PM PARANOID365 said

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@ UltimatePs3FANBOY,

HHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA, that shit was rich, (but I never thought I would hear it coming from a PS3 fanboy, but then again who cares because that shit is, "Gold Jerry, Gold!!" )

Thanks for the 1st good laugh of the day; I salute you sir !!

*** Why is everyone down voting this guy, does the obvious irony/truth strike a sore spot with the minions ??
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Posted: Jul 19th 2009 4:05PM (Unverified) said

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Archi you talking to Paulish?
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Posted: Jul 19th 2009 4:17PM MystileArmor said

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Nein, I would eatz der chokolat pooding before zee even getz close to zee disc.
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Posted: Jul 19th 2009 4:19PM MystileArmor said

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SCHEIBE! Das ist ein reply fail!!
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Posted: Jul 19th 2009 5:12PM (Unverified) said

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Das funy...
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Posted: Jul 19th 2009 4:31PM Shadowbender said

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Morpheus, you have returned.
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Posted: Jul 19th 2009 4:53PM djbuhhda said

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i like the american dad CSI:Miami refernce better but this one is epic ownage OLOLOLO
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Posted: Jul 19th 2009 5:14PM (Unverified) said

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LOL. He's putting on a second pair of sunglasses, while already wearing a pair.
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Posted: Jul 19th 2009 5:16PM (Unverified) said

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Love it. +1
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Posted: Jul 19th 2009 5:41PM NukeAssault said

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Win!
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Posted: Jul 19th 2009 7:51PM Deadpool said

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Sometimes one pair of sunglasses....*puts on 3 more pair of sunglasses*....just won't cut it.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!
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