Ubisoft and Telltale serving up justice with CSI: Deadly Intent
by Griffin McElroy 
{ Jul 19th 2009 at 2:30PM } 
This time around, Telltale Games is developing it for the Wii, DS, 360 and PC, and it guest stars Lawrence Fishburne as lead investigator Dr. Raymond Langston. Sounds like a recipe for success. We bet it'll make (puts on sunglasses) a killing in the NPDs.
"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!"
Gallery: CSI: Deadly Intent (Xbox 360)
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
NitroMikeo @ Jul 19th 2009 2:34PM
Poor quality breasts.
MystileArmor @ Jul 19th 2009 2:37PM
Is there such a thing as high quality dead woman's boobs? Either way, it didn't keep Mr. Fishburne (I assume?) from staring at them.
Mazrael @ Jul 19th 2009 3:51PM
If Lucy Pinder dies tommorow there shall be the high quality breasts we seek..
MystileArmor @ Jul 19th 2009 4:13PM
Necrophiles rejoice?
Fuckin' disgusting. That comes from a fat german little boy that eats, breathes and sleeps chocolate.
ArchiGamer [thephilosophyofgames.wordpress.com] @ Jul 19th 2009 5:14PM
"Fuckin' disgusting."
That coming from the guy how wouldn't mind drinking fat Megan Fox's bath water.
MystileArmor @ Jul 19th 2009 5:39PM
Exactly!
*drool* Megan Fox
Damian @ Jul 19th 2009 9:07PM
Necrophelia aint so bad,there is just a 1 week cut off, kind of like if you are a certain age,you might not want to date people 5-8 years younger than you.
Z (uburi) @ Jul 19th 2009 11:41PM
Good to see you have morals.
Keep reaching for the stars!
MystileArmor @ Jul 20th 2009 12:04AM
I kind of figured necrophiles really weren't all that picky...
yolarrydabomb @ Jul 20th 2009 3:21AM
Megan Fox's bath water? why not F--- her
dextro @ Jul 19th 2009 2:36PM
All I can say is: www.epiconeliner.com
NukeAssault @ Jul 19th 2009 3:03PM
Awesome. XD
Leroy_Octopus @ Jul 19th 2009 3:18PM
All I can say is: http://www.it's-not-that-fucking-hard-to-make-a-link.com/seriously-all-you-have-to-do-is-type-http://-before-the-web-adress
Nickytetlow @ Jul 19th 2009 6:16PM
That is the single greatest website ever.
It looks like you...
...just gained an internet.
YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
BPMOmega [GT,Steam] @ Jul 19th 2009 4:58PM
Copy and paste too hard for you, Leroy?
Leroy_Octopus @ Jul 19th 2009 6:18PM
Actually my computer screws up copy and paste. It's very annoying.
jake @ Jul 19th 2009 2:45PM
NitroMikeo @ Jul 19th 2009 2:34PM
Poor quality breasts.
yeah and they dont look good in the game either. zing
Wayne @ Jul 19th 2009 5:41PM
That made no sense at all. Thank you for playing, though.
MattyG @ Jul 19th 2009 2:47PM
"We bet it'll make (puts on sunglasses) a killing in the NPDs"
one I hate you for making me chuckle
two that's a Miami reference not Las Vegas :P
FantomRedux @ Jul 19th 2009 6:37PM
3 that doesn't matter. CSI is CSI, evil pun making, sunglass wearing bosses aside
xenocidic @ Jul 20th 2009 8:25AM
CSI: Hard Evidence was particularly painful to play through. I hope this one does better.
Mazrael @ Jul 19th 2009 3:03PM
Looks... grizzly.. was that the PS2 version? doesn't even look like Fishburne..
BPMOmega [GT,Steam] @ Jul 19th 2009 4:46PM
Gallery says 360.
Mazrael @ Jul 19th 2009 5:27PM
Ouch.. maybe it's XBLA then.. but then depends how much time before they expect a release, that up there look's terrible
Tyler @ Jul 19th 2009 3:17PM
Hadron scientist: The Hadron Collider failure produced a small black hole in every home in the world that looks like a Nintendo Wii.
Horatio: In that case, it's safe to say [puts on sunglasses] the Wii does suck.
YEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
MystileArmor @ Jul 19th 2009 3:22PM
Is this part of an In-joke I'm not aware of, or are my retarded-comment-sensors down again?
DWells55 @ Jul 19th 2009 4:13PM
The whole [puts on sunglasses] and YEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHHH! is a reference to the openings of CSI. You know, he puts his glasses on, does his on-liner, then it cuts to the theme music. It's been an internet meme for a while now.
MystileArmor @ Jul 19th 2009 4:22PM
Ok, but the whole joke, I still don't get it. Wii's and black holes? What the fuck?
I guess I'll go out with a *puts on sunglasses* NUTSHIT!
>=D
Tyler @ Jul 19th 2009 4:37PM
Read up on the Hadron Collider. It was a big concern that if the machine failed it would create a huge blackhole in space. I added in some Wii bashing because I still can't believe I spent all that money on a system and games I barely ever play. I could have easily put the money into my car or something else.
PSN: Erdie (Now equipped with Wii!) @ Jul 19th 2009 8:12PM
You're not alone, Tyler.
ArchiGamer [thephilosophyofgames.wordpress.com] @ Jul 19th 2009 3:28PM
Meh.
YEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
MystileArmor @ Jul 19th 2009 3:39PM
YAAAAAAAAAAH
Are we zcheeringk fur die chokolat pooding? When will zey hear my criez of lonelinez? I need video gamez about zee chokolat pooding!!
ArchiGamer [thephilosophyofgames.wordpress.com] @ Jul 19th 2009 3:56PM
You can just put some chokolat pooding on a game disc......
Paulish @ Jul 19th 2009 3:51PM
Another easy 1000 achievement points, please.
UltimatePs3FANBOY @ Jul 19th 2009 3:53PM
This game is going to suck should have released it on PS3 then it would have been a GOTY contender for sure
ArchiGamer [thephilosophyofgames.wordpress.com] @ Jul 19th 2009 3:56PM
Ummm.....no.
BPMOmega [GT,Steam] @ Jul 19th 2009 4:57PM
Well, he IS the ULTIMATE PS3 Fanboy...
Duke @ Jul 20th 2009 1:47PM
Do you even think at all before you post this crap? Your comments are so damn worthless - its always that the game sucks, but if it was on PS3 it would be the best ever. Come up with a new line.
PARANOID365 @ Jul 20th 2009 2:29PM
@ UltimatePs3FANBOY,
HHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA, that shit was rich, (but I never thought I would hear it coming from a PS3 fanboy, but then again who cares because that shit is, "Gold Jerry, Gold!!" )
Thanks for the 1st good laugh of the day; I salute you sir !!
*** Why is everyone down voting this guy, does the obvious irony/truth strike a sore spot with the minions ??
UltimatePs3FANBOY @ Jul 19th 2009 4:05PM
Archi you talking to Paulish?
MystileArmor @ Jul 19th 2009 4:17PM
Nein, I would eatz der chokolat pooding before zee even getz close to zee disc.
MystileArmor @ Jul 19th 2009 4:19PM
SCHEIBE! Das ist ein reply fail!!
ArchiGamer [thephilosophyofgames.wordpress.com] @ Jul 19th 2009 5:12PM
Das funy...
shadowbender @ Jul 19th 2009 4:31PM
Morpheus, you have returned.
djbuhhda @ Jul 19th 2009 4:53PM
i like the american dad CSI:Miami refernce better but this one is epic ownage OLOLOLO
BPMOmega [GT,Steam] @ Jul 19th 2009 4:56PM
For you, Joystiq:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v348/BPMdotEXE/Random/CSIJoystiq.png
Kasey Johnson @ Jul 19th 2009 5:14PM
LOL. He's putting on a second pair of sunglasses, while already wearing a pair.
ArchiGamer [thephilosophyofgames.wordpress.com] @ Jul 19th 2009 5:16PM
Love it. +1
NukeAssault @ Jul 19th 2009 5:41PM
Win!
Deadpool @ Jul 19th 2009 7:51PM
Sometimes one pair of sunglasses....*puts on 3 more pair of sunglasses*....just won't cut it.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!