Ubisoft and Telltale serving up justice with CSI: Deadly Intent

by Griffin McElroy { Jul 19th 2009 at 2:30PM }

If you've always wanted to get elbow-deep inside a human chest cavity in the name of scientific justice, here comes your shining moment. Ubisoft and CBS are teaming up once again to release the seventh gaming adaptation of the popular crime-solving TV show, titled CSI: Deadly Intent (the debut trailer for which is posted after the break).

This time around, Telltale Games is developing it for the Wii, DS, 360 and PC, and it guest stars Lawrence Fishburne as lead investigator Dr. Raymond Langston. Sounds like a recipe for success. We bet it'll make (puts on sunglasses) a killing in the NPDs.

"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!"

Gallery: CSI: Deadly Intent (Xbox 360)

Gallery: CSI: Deadly Intent (DS)

Tags: cbs, crime, csi, csi-deadly-intent, lawrence-fishburne, mystery, telltale-games, ubisoft

Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)

NitroMikeo @ Jul 19th 2009 2:34PM

Poor quality breasts.

MystileArmor @ Jul 19th 2009 2:37PM

Is there such a thing as high quality dead woman's boobs? Either way, it didn't keep Mr. Fishburne (I assume?) from staring at them.

Mazrael @ Jul 19th 2009 3:51PM

If Lucy Pinder dies tommorow there shall be the high quality breasts we seek..

MystileArmor @ Jul 19th 2009 4:13PM

Necrophiles rejoice?

Fuckin' disgusting. That comes from a fat german little boy that eats, breathes and sleeps chocolate.

ArchiGamer [thephilosophyofgames.wordpress.com] @ Jul 19th 2009 5:14PM

"Fuckin' disgusting."

That coming from the guy how wouldn't mind drinking fat Megan Fox's bath water.

MystileArmor @ Jul 19th 2009 5:39PM

Exactly!

*drool* Megan Fox

Damian @ Jul 19th 2009 9:07PM

Necrophelia aint so bad,there is just a 1 week cut off, kind of like if you are a certain age,you might not want to date people 5-8 years younger than you.

Z (uburi) @ Jul 19th 2009 11:41PM

Good to see you have morals.

Keep reaching for the stars!

MystileArmor @ Jul 20th 2009 12:04AM

I kind of figured necrophiles really weren't all that picky...

yolarrydabomb @ Jul 20th 2009 3:21AM

Megan Fox's bath water? why not F--- her

dextro @ Jul 19th 2009 2:36PM

All I can say is: www.epiconeliner.com

NukeAssault @ Jul 19th 2009 3:03PM

Awesome. XD

Leroy_Octopus @ Jul 19th 2009 3:18PM

All I can say is: http://www.it's-not-that-fucking-hard-to-make-a-link.com/seriously-all-you-have-to-do-is-type-http://-before-the-web-adress

Nickytetlow @ Jul 19th 2009 6:16PM

That is the single greatest website ever.

It looks like you...

...just gained an internet.

YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

BPMOmega [GT,Steam] @ Jul 19th 2009 4:58PM

Copy and paste too hard for you, Leroy?

Leroy_Octopus @ Jul 19th 2009 6:18PM

Actually my computer screws up copy and paste. It's very annoying.

jake @ Jul 19th 2009 2:45PM

NitroMikeo @ Jul 19th 2009 2:34PM
Poor quality breasts.

yeah and they dont look good in the game either. zing

Wayne @ Jul 19th 2009 5:41PM

That made no sense at all. Thank you for playing, though.

MattyG @ Jul 19th 2009 2:47PM

"We bet it'll make (puts on sunglasses) a killing in the NPDs"

one I hate you for making me chuckle

two that's a Miami reference not Las Vegas :P

FantomRedux @ Jul 19th 2009 6:37PM

3 that doesn't matter. CSI is CSI, evil pun making, sunglass wearing bosses aside

xenocidic @ Jul 20th 2009 8:25AM

CSI: Hard Evidence was particularly painful to play through. I hope this one does better.

Mazrael @ Jul 19th 2009 3:03PM

Looks... grizzly.. was that the PS2 version? doesn't even look like Fishburne..

BPMOmega [GT,Steam] @ Jul 19th 2009 4:46PM

Gallery says 360.

Mazrael @ Jul 19th 2009 5:27PM

Ouch.. maybe it's XBLA then.. but then depends how much time before they expect a release, that up there look's terrible

Tyler @ Jul 19th 2009 3:17PM

Hadron scientist: The Hadron Collider failure produced a small black hole in every home in the world that looks like a Nintendo Wii.

Horatio: In that case, it's safe to say [puts on sunglasses] the Wii does suck.

YEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

MystileArmor @ Jul 19th 2009 3:22PM

Is this part of an In-joke I'm not aware of, or are my retarded-comment-sensors down again?

DWells55 @ Jul 19th 2009 4:13PM

The whole [puts on sunglasses] and YEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHHH! is a reference to the openings of CSI. You know, he puts his glasses on, does his on-liner, then it cuts to the theme music. It's been an internet meme for a while now.

MystileArmor @ Jul 19th 2009 4:22PM

Ok, but the whole joke, I still don't get it. Wii's and black holes? What the fuck?

I guess I'll go out with a *puts on sunglasses* NUTSHIT!

>=D

Tyler @ Jul 19th 2009 4:37PM

Read up on the Hadron Collider. It was a big concern that if the machine failed it would create a huge blackhole in space. I added in some Wii bashing because I still can't believe I spent all that money on a system and games I barely ever play. I could have easily put the money into my car or something else.

PSN: Erdie (Now equipped with Wii!) @ Jul 19th 2009 8:12PM

You're not alone, Tyler.

ArchiGamer [thephilosophyofgames.wordpress.com] @ Jul 19th 2009 3:28PM

Meh.

YEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

MystileArmor @ Jul 19th 2009 3:39PM

YAAAAAAAAAAH

Are we zcheeringk fur die chokolat pooding? When will zey hear my criez of lonelinez? I need video gamez about zee chokolat pooding!!

ArchiGamer [thephilosophyofgames.wordpress.com] @ Jul 19th 2009 3:56PM

You can just put some chokolat pooding on a game disc......

Paulish @ Jul 19th 2009 3:51PM

Another easy 1000 achievement points, please.

UltimatePs3FANBOY @ Jul 19th 2009 3:53PM

This game is going to suck should have released it on PS3 then it would have been a GOTY contender for sure

ArchiGamer [thephilosophyofgames.wordpress.com] @ Jul 19th 2009 3:56PM

Ummm.....no.

BPMOmega [GT,Steam] @ Jul 19th 2009 4:57PM

Well, he IS the ULTIMATE PS3 Fanboy...

Duke @ Jul 20th 2009 1:47PM

Do you even think at all before you post this crap? Your comments are so damn worthless - its always that the game sucks, but if it was on PS3 it would be the best ever. Come up with a new line.

PARANOID365 @ Jul 20th 2009 2:29PM

@ UltimatePs3FANBOY,

HHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA, that shit was rich, (but I never thought I would hear it coming from a PS3 fanboy, but then again who cares because that shit is, "Gold Jerry, Gold!!" )

Thanks for the 1st good laugh of the day; I salute you sir !!

*** Why is everyone down voting this guy, does the obvious irony/truth strike a sore spot with the minions ??