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Posted: Jul 21st 2009 8:36PM TheDarkWayne said

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that's as dumb as an idea as not having Robot Hitler in Wolfenstein
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Posted: Jul 21st 2009 8:39PM (Unverified) said

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or putting nipples on the Batsuit.
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Posted: Jul 21st 2009 9:07PM (Unverified) said

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how else am I supposed to milk it?
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Posted: Jul 21st 2009 8:38PM KentuckyFrydCow28 said

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I Guess they're going for a "serious" feeling.

Please put me out of my misery.
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Posted: Jul 21st 2009 8:41PM (Unverified) said

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i seriously thought that head was just badly shopped on and was waiting for the article to make the inevitable joke explaining why it was done

now i'm just confused
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Posted: Jul 22nd 2009 8:41AM (Unverified) said

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Don't forget motion blur, HDR lighting, and grit. Oh, and a sickly green filter like Fallout 3 wouldn't hurt either. If it has a 3rd person camera, a cover system and screaming 13 year olds on Xbox Live it'll be PERFECT!
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Posted: Jul 21st 2009 8:42PM samfish said

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They're going to need brown. Lots and lots of brown
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Posted: Jul 21st 2009 9:01PM bongoes said

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I was going to say add more blood, but your idea works better.
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Posted: Jul 21st 2009 9:20PM simblor said

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Posted: Jul 21st 2009 8:44PM waynski1457 said

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Awww.... I like SS the way it is....

I personally believe that the SS games are what Doom 3 should have been (which wasn't a bad game, but just a terrible Doom game imo).
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Posted: Jul 21st 2009 9:05PM Kattleox said

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"We decided that Duke Nukem should take a more serious tone. In DNF, Duke will have to deal with the immediate and moral consequences of his actions, such as the birth of his illegitimate daughter to the wife of his best friend, as well as the results of his frivolous killing before the eyes of the public."

--3D Realms to producers, 2008
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Posted: Jul 21st 2009 9:10PM The Blank Mage Returns said

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Mecha Raptor Jesus.
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Posted: Jul 21st 2009 9:11PM Sinister Rouge said

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Methinks it means they will be getting rid of all characters like that. Which is ridiculous. Why dumb down an over-the-top action game? To purposely make it mediocre?
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Posted: Jul 21st 2009 9:46PM (Unverified) said

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I hope you're right because the last thing the world needs is another seious and gloomy shooter.
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Posted: Jul 21st 2009 9:48PM ArcticPlumber said

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I agree! I loved the look and feel of Serious Sam 1 and 2! Please don't make it look like Gears of War! It wont suit Serious Sam at all!
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Posted: Jul 21st 2009 9:52PM Levi said

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yeah, didn't SS2 (not second encounter) look wayy more cartoony? Maybe they're just backing off of that. Maybe they're taking a Resident Evil 5 approach. Sure, it looks FANTASTIC, but when the villian says "I've just had an extreme makeover!!," you know it's not meant to be taken seriously...
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Posted: Jul 21st 2009 9:53PM Levi said

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The best thing about Serious Sam were the headless guys that somehow screamed as they ran toward you with bombs.
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Posted: Jul 21st 2009 9:59PM ch3burashka said

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*sigh* Another missed opportunity to use the Dead Space Girl.
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Posted: Jul 21st 2009 10:08PM (Unverified) said

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Taking an interesting fun FPS and dumbing it down so it can be as generic and bland as 95% of FPS's today. Real cool beans.
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Posted: Jul 21st 2009 10:13PM TheDarkWayne said

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AT-ATs are the giant ones with 4 legs. You are referring to AT-STs. However, this more closely resembles an AT-PT
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Posted: Jul 21st 2009 10:14PM (Unverified) said

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next thing you know, metal gear solid will ditch the stealth, gran turismo will forget about cars, mario will become a fps, halo will become a puzzle game, and street fighter will exist without fighting.

WHATS THE WORLD COMING TO?
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Posted: Jul 22nd 2009 8:44AM (Unverified) said

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I think you mean... Next thing you know, Metal Gear Solid will ditch the stealth, Gran Turismo will add guns, Mario will become a FPS, Halo will get ten more sequels and spinoffs, and Street Fighter will exist without punching, only guns and hadoukens.
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Posted: Jul 21st 2009 11:16PM (Unverified) said

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Damn, you out nerded me at AT-PT.
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Posted: Jul 22nd 2009 1:39AM AliasIncognito said

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I was planning on buying half a million copies of this game because I thought it was going to have a 'cartoony' look. But not anymore...
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Posted: Jul 22nd 2009 2:04AM pika2000 said

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I really want them to go back to the roots of Serious Sam 1. From all the Serious Sam games, I find the first one to be the most fun, as it really delivers what it said, point and shoot. I always think Serious Sam as Duke Nukem's long lost twin. The cartoony look just doesn't work. More shooting, less maze/backtracking/platforming.
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Posted: Jul 22nd 2009 4:50AM voxie said

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Noooo don't ditch the cartoony look! The serious look has been done to death! We need moar funneh vidjagames!! D:
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Posted: Jul 22nd 2009 9:51AM ThatFuzzyBastard said

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Croteam has a bad habit of getting all graphics-over-gameplay. I'm still pissed that they killed split-screen co-op in SS2 so that they could make the models a little higher-poly---struck me as a terrible misbalancing of resources. I fear they're about to make the same dumb mistake here.
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Posted: Jul 22nd 2009 11:51AM (Unverified) said

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I had two major issues with Serious Sam 2.

1) Stupid use of video: It's one thing to have high poly video. Its another thing to make a video of some guy doing machinima using the exact same engine and models that you're using in the game. If the engine could do the animations and just use audio clips instead of (usually lower resolution) video, that would have knocked a least a CD or two of data from the build and resulted in crisper cut scenes..

2) No inundation: In the first serious sam, I got 50 snarling monsters on the screen at once. In SS2, I got 50 monsters but only 5-10 at a time. The sheer amount of monsters on screen is what made serious sam awesome. especially in co-op mode. Screwing with this made SS2 suck vs SS1.

if they could fix those two points in SS3, the next one will seriously rock.
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