Oh my God, it's no mirage
-- we're tellin' ya'll, it's ... The Saboteur
release date! EA has revealed that the Nazi-murdering simulator will hit retail on December 8. Hey, that's just in time for the holidays! How better to celebrate the spirit of Christmas than to violently loosen the Third Reich's imperialistic grasp on France during World War II?
Finding it hard to get excited for all the wintertime Nazi brutalizing? Check out our preview
from E3! Alternatively, just watch this trailer
for Inglourious Basterds
over and over again.