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Posted: Jul 22nd 2009 2:51PM AkumaFTW said

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Fix the classes, the camera, and get rid of some of the armor (you know which). Get someone worth a damn behind the writing and let me keep my character from the first one. Don't even think about a holiday release either
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Posted: Jul 22nd 2009 3:07PM nandokun said

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And for the love of God, don't even consider calling it "2Human".
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Posted: Jul 22nd 2009 3:13PM AkumaFTW said

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More then 1 enemy to fight would be great as well.
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Posted: Jul 22nd 2009 4:46PM Ghen said

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I loved the first but it sure had some bugs.. I'll be watching this development closely!
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Posted: Jul 22nd 2009 2:51PM OMGOMG said

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Any time I see Too Human, I think of this.

http://www.giantbomb.com/video-thing-2human/17-29/
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Posted: Jul 22nd 2009 2:54PM TheDarkWayne said

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i didnt know guns went "Blap blap blap!"
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Posted: Jul 22nd 2009 4:32PM Martin C said

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@TheDarkWayne: There's two reasons you didn't know that.

1. You don't use guns.
2. Your enemies are incapacitated before they can use their guns.
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Posted: Jul 22nd 2009 4:58PM (Unverified) said

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Oh my god thank you that just made my day

Giant Bomb=awesomeness incarnate
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Posted: Jul 22nd 2009 2:52PM SoulBlade said

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hopefully there's no ugliness this time between them and Epic.
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Posted: Jul 22nd 2009 4:10PM Clatu6 said

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Isn't that lawsuit still going on?
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Posted: Jul 22nd 2009 2:52PM CaptainProtonX said

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God, everybody has a misstep.

Nintendo = Wii Music
Microsoft = Faulty 360 hardware resulting in millions lost
Sony = Beyond the Beyond/PS2 playback on PS3
Sega = advertisement/Sonic Support Group (aka Sonic Heroes)

Give SK a break!
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Posted: Jul 22nd 2009 2:54PM OMGOMG said

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Ghostbusters: Ghostbusters II
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Posted: Jul 22nd 2009 2:55PM TheDarkWayne said

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those missteps didnt make us wait A DECADE
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Posted: Jul 22nd 2009 2:55PM CaptainProtonX said

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Now you're jiggy with it.
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Posted: Jul 22nd 2009 3:14PM xThePunisherx said

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I'm hip!
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Posted: Jul 22nd 2009 3:15PM Knight Marquise said

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Amen Captainprontox.

Personally, I hope they do have a TH sequel. I thoroughly enjoyed the first one.
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Posted: Jul 22nd 2009 2:53PM (Unverified) said

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Pardon me, but wasn't the first game horrible?
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Posted: Jul 22nd 2009 2:55PM CaptainProtonX said

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By Thor's hammer!....er...yes.
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Posted: Jul 22nd 2009 2:59PM Mr Khan said

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More to the point, wasn't the first game a commercial failure?

VGChartz says 600,000 for this game, and even if we take that as only a rough estimate, there's almost no-way that this game made any money, especially given that it's the only thing Silicon Knights had put out since Metal Gear Solid: Twin Snakes, which was way back in 2004.

In fact, why didn't this bankrupt Silicon Knights? It's a similar scenario to Factor 5, at least.
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Posted: Jul 22nd 2009 3:21PM DevilSei said

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Horrible? Horrible?! HORRIBLE?!

By Odin's bearded mane man!! Horrible doesn't begin to describe the atrocity that befell this game!!!
The animation was stiffer than Loki's mohawk! The characters as lifeless as Baldur's wife!! The gameplay as stale and crusty as the sisters of fate! And the story? Worse than my horrid Norse-based puns!!!

Watch as this game will be released in 10 years, with graphics laughable to even now (Too Human wasn't even good buy PS2 standards to me) and god, that death scene will be increased to a minute, so you can watch the valkyrie get dressed and brush her hair before rescuing you. Oh, and melee will be even worse than it was in the game.
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Posted: Jul 22nd 2009 2:54PM BorgMorgue said

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YES!!
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Posted: Jul 22nd 2009 2:56PM TheDarkWayne said

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Is Dennis Dyack like a billionaire or something? Did he win the lotto? Is he from old money? Because how the fuck are they still alive enough to make a sequel to that shit? I know it was a planned trilogy but expected it to take the path of Advent Rising
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Posted: Jul 22nd 2009 2:58PM Ballistic H said

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It's published by Microsoft Game Studios, so...
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Posted: Jul 22nd 2009 3:00PM Mr Khan said

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Published, yes, but depending on the publisher agreement, that doesn't mean that Microsoft took the hit for them.

Maybe if they were wholly-owned, but i'm pretty sure they're partly independent from Microsoft's control. Last i checked, they were still 1/5th owned by Nintendo
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Posted: Jul 22nd 2009 2:56PM Ballistic H said

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Well, the IP was supposed to be a trilogy.
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Posted: Jul 22nd 2009 3:00PM CaptainProtonX said

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Same can be said about The Golden Compass and The Chronicles of Narnia movies, and Advent Rising on the Xbox.

They WERE suppose to be Trilogies.
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Posted: Jul 22nd 2009 3:03PM TheDarkWayne said

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the chronicles of narnia movies are a trilogy, the third one comes out next year i think. The sequel came out last year didnt it?
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Posted: Jul 22nd 2009 3:12PM nandokun said

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The Chronic-what!?-cles of Narnia was a book series.
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Posted: Jul 22nd 2009 3:27PM TheDarkWayne said

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and it's now a film trilogy as well
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Posted: Jul 22nd 2009 3:54PM Shmil said

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i like mixing swedish fish and dr. pepper on a lazy sunday.
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Posted: Jul 22nd 2009 2:59PM baby sea tuna said

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I'll go work for them! I still have my list of all of the things that were horribly wrong with the first game, somewhere.
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Posted: Jul 22nd 2009 2:59PM jhowlett said

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fingers crossed for legacy of kain
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Posted: Jul 22nd 2009 3:31PM TheDarkWayne said

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maybe they're making Eternal Darkness 2 to take advantage of the wii vitality sensor.
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Posted: Jul 22nd 2009 3:03PM Hybridchld said

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It wasn't terrible but they made some terrible mistakes with it. It was a good game with horrible camera control, some stupidly hard moments and some ridiculous achievements. Overall a lot of wasted potential.

IF they sort out the camera and the other flaws the sequal could be really good
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Posted: Jul 22nd 2009 3:32PM Ynnad said

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Know what they should be working on instead?

A sequel to Eternal Darkness.
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Posted: Jul 23rd 2009 7:17PM Rauelius said

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I would call it "Two Human"...geddit?
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Posted: Jul 22nd 2009 3:42PM velvet396 said

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Great job security. What, 10 years until it comes out?
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Posted: Jul 22nd 2009 3:45PM KTXL said

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Nice. Too Human was easily in the top three games of 2008. Can't wait for the sequel.

I hope the level cap is 150 (assuming I'll be able to pick up where I left off with my level 50).
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Posted: Jul 22nd 2009 3:58PM (Unverified) said

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I thought the game was fine. Everyone hated Denis D. because of his comments and like true ignoramuses, decided they hated the game before it even came out.

I, along with much of the geezergamer community, played the crap out of this game. (+300 hours).

If you don't like it, don't play it. If you do like it, look forward to a sequel. There is no reason to berate people because of your opinion, which to most folks, means nothing.
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Posted: Jul 22nd 2009 3:47PM butaneko said

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Too Human 2: Not Human Enough?
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Posted: Jul 22nd 2009 3:55PM Shmil said

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Too Human 2: Humaner
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Posted: Jul 22nd 2009 4:00PM butaneko said

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Too Human 2: To Hume N., thanks for everything!
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Posted: Jul 22nd 2009 4:31PM (Unverified) said

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Too Human 2 Furious?
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Posted: Jul 22nd 2009 4:35PM Martin C said

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Too Human 2: Holy Shit We're Still Not Going to Make Money
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Posted: Jul 22nd 2009 5:33PM (Unverified) said

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2 Human: Electric Boogaloo
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Posted: Jul 23rd 2009 6:03AM (Unverified) said

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Too Human Too: Electric Boogaloo
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Posted: Jul 22nd 2009 3:49PM Faceless Troll said

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Too human was a steaming pile. It's too bad too because the concept was awesome. But the gameplay? Sweet unholy Cthulhu was the gameplay awful. There is no appropriate word in the English language for how boring it was.
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Posted: Jul 22nd 2009 4:08PM letherclad said

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Too Human was an epic fail, why would they make a sequel to that instead of Eternal Darkness
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Posted: Jul 22nd 2009 4:21PM BFBeast666 said

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Since I didn't have Too Human on the radar until approx. a half year before release, I simply can't get the hate SK is getting.

TH was a fun (although too short) dungeon hack'n'slasher. There's nothing wrong with that. The next one should simply have more of everything. More diverse classes, more stuff, and above all more dungeons.
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Posted: Jul 22nd 2009 5:17PM ChomskyKnows said

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They need to hire a guy that understands what a camera is and what controls are... Left stick = move, right stick = camera (not attack, like in this idiotic game)...
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