Three bald, naked guys needed in LA immediately
by Ben Gilbert 
{ Jul 22nd 2009 at 2:00AM }
Specifically, the casting calls for "Caucasian male model/actors for [a] video game shoot," and, in typical video game fashion, needs them in a group of three. Things just get steamier as the description continues, detailing the wardrobe, a "nude-colored thong," and a heads-up that applicants must be comfortable being "posed close to other men." You throw a disco ball and some roller skates into that mix, and you got yourself a party! And no, there is no word on whether or not Mark Wahlberg is involved. Yet.
[Via Superannuation]
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
Or Is It Robert Loggia? @ Jul 22nd 2009 2:06AM
I'm so going for this.
deaftly @ Jul 22nd 2009 11:21AM
r for robert loggia
o for oh my god its robert loggia
b for by god its robert loggia
e for egad its robert loggia
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t for tim look over there its robert loggia
space
l for look its robert loggia
o for ohhhh its robert loggia
g for gee i think i see robert loggia
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i for i see a hunkalicious robert loggia
a for asshole, look its robert loggia
ArchiGamer [thephilosophyofgames.wordpress.com] @ Jul 22nd 2009 2:09AM
Now I want to know for what game this for.
Shadsy @ Jul 22nd 2009 2:11AM
Next-gen Cho Aniki confirmed?
BananaBoat @ Jul 22nd 2009 4:29AM
If that were true, I would shave bald and fly to LA tomorrow.
MystileArmor @ Jul 22nd 2009 2:11AM
Rumor has Sprinkles signed up for it.
Sam Raimi told me in a blog.
ArchiGamer [thephilosophyofgames.wordpress.com] @ Jul 22nd 2009 2:15AM
Rumor has it that both sentences are hilarious.
Sam Raimi told me in a blog.
MystileArmor @ Jul 22nd 2009 2:19AM
Well it's obvious with topics like this and the people that come out around this time, that I should be getting some sleep. Why you ask? Well, Sam Raimi told me so in a blog.
ArchiGamer [thephilosophyofgames.wordpress.com] @ Jul 22nd 2009 2:23AM
Might as well go to sleep as well. I have things to do tomorrow and I would like to have at least a good 8 hours of sleep. And a lack of good sleep is bad for you.
Sam Raimi told me so in a blog.
Sly @ Jul 22nd 2009 2:38AM
Rumor has it Sprinkles said he was black.
Sprinkles told me on a video game blog.
Blank-Mage @ Jul 22nd 2009 5:51AM
Rumor has it Sam Raimi's blog is not to be trusted.
Sam Raimi told me s- MY BWAIN!-
LeChuck @ Jul 22nd 2009 2:16AM
Is this for GTA4: The Ballad of Gay Tony?
dark_inchworm (on Steam!) dark inchworm (on XBL!) @ Jul 22nd 2009 9:45AM
Flawless victory, my friend.
Roks @ Jul 22nd 2009 2:24AM
That is effing hot shame I don't live anywhere close to that, I'd be more than glad to fill that tho... er, part.
Roto13 @ Jul 22nd 2009 2:39AM
What's a "video game shoot?"
I'll bet this is actually a trap.
WREturns @ Jul 22nd 2009 3:04AM
In other news, I need 3, shaven, naked actresses/models to come over to my house for...uh...a videogame shoot.
Premature ejaculation man @ Jul 22nd 2009 3:34AM
Ladies love a man in a pink cape, I can be a supervisor.
WREturns @ Jul 22nd 2009 3:37AM
Hired!
Sly @ Jul 22nd 2009 3:54AM
and people love anthropomorphic raccoons who are amazing at thievery and platforming :)
West @ Jul 22nd 2009 10:10AM
Thieving!? And i thought raccoons made mario fly. That dirty liar.
Alex @ Jul 22nd 2009 3:35AM
Speaking of bald dudes, not necessarily naked, has a new Hitman game been announced?
WREturns @ Jul 22nd 2009 3:39AM
This is actually for the new Hitman game, but the series is being rebooted. It's now called, "Hit it, man!" and you play a dude that has to find sneaky ways to bone other dudes.
Premature ejaculation man @ Jul 22nd 2009 3:50AM
There's something about the hitman series that is just pure awesome. I hope there's another soon.
Assassin edition will come with two silenced silverballers, a bald cap (with barcode) and some fibrewire.Take that MW2!
ChiTownRuler23 @ Jul 22nd 2009 3:56AM
hmm maybe its a God Hand sequel? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06UOr652SI4&feature=related
j.howlett @ Jul 22nd 2009 6:04AM
this is only about one post. i thought it would have to do with a bunch of video game like post i read about the other day
Metoo @ Jul 22nd 2009 12:26PM
Transporter video game, sexy baldies FTW.
Dethgar.com @ Jul 22nd 2009 3:02PM
Hey, hey fat guy. How you doin' fat guy? Yeah, bein' fat and stuff? Alright, say hello to your mother for me!
Brendan H @ Jul 22nd 2009 5:44PM
Only "caucasian" bald, nude men? Just another example of The Man keeping the bald, nude brothers down.