Do you like your video games with an extra helping of naked, bald dude? It appears as though a game studio in LA will be fulfilling your desires come August 1. Superannuation caught the incredible Craigslist ad that we couldn't help but share with the world, calling for bald men who are willing to "shave all body hair."
Specifically, the casting calls for "Caucasian male model/actors for [a] video game shoot," and, in typical video game fashion, needs them in a group of three. Things just get steamier as the description continues, detailing the wardrobe, a "nude-colored thong," and a heads-up that applicants must be comfortable being "posed close to other men." You throw a disco ball and some roller skates into that mix, and you got yourself a party! And no, there is no word on whether or not Mark Wahlberg is involved. Yet.
[Via Superannuation]
Reader Comments (27)
Posted: Jul 22nd 2009 11:21AM (Unverified) said
r for robert loggia
o for oh my god its robert loggia
b for by god its robert loggia
e for egad its robert loggia
r for robert loggia
t for tim look over there its robert loggia
space
l for look its robert loggia
o for ohhhh its robert loggia
g for gee i think i see robert loggia
g for gosh that robert loggia is good lookin
i for i see a hunkalicious robert loggia
a for asshole, look its robert loggia
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o for oh my god its robert loggia
b for by god its robert loggia
e for egad its robert loggia
r for robert loggia
t for tim look over there its robert loggia
space
l for look its robert loggia
o for ohhhh its robert loggia
g for gee i think i see robert loggia
g for gosh that robert loggia is good lookin
i for i see a hunkalicious robert loggia
a for asshole, look its robert loggia
Posted: Jul 22nd 2009 2:11AM MystileArmor said
Rumor has Sprinkles signed up for it.
Sam Raimi told me in a blog.
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Sam Raimi told me in a blog.
Posted: Jul 22nd 2009 2:15AM (Unverified) said
Rumor has it that both sentences are hilarious.
Sam Raimi told me in a blog.
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Sam Raimi told me in a blog.
Posted: Jul 22nd 2009 2:19AM MystileArmor said
Well it's obvious with topics like this and the people that come out around this time, that I should be getting some sleep. Why you ask? Well, Sam Raimi told me so in a blog.
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Posted: Jul 22nd 2009 2:23AM (Unverified) said
Might as well go to sleep as well. I have things to do tomorrow and I would like to have at least a good 8 hours of sleep. And a lack of good sleep is bad for you.
Sam Raimi told me so in a blog.
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Sam Raimi told me so in a blog.
Posted: Jul 22nd 2009 5:51AM The Blank Mage Returns said
Rumor has it Sam Raimi's blog is not to be trusted.
Sam Raimi told me s- MY BWAIN!-
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Sam Raimi told me s- MY BWAIN!-
Posted: Jul 22nd 2009 2:24AM (Unverified) said
That is effing hot shame I don't live anywhere close to that, I'd be more than glad to fill that tho... er, part.
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Posted: Jul 22nd 2009 3:04AM (Unverified) said
In other news, I need 3, shaven, naked actresses/models to come over to my house for...uh...a videogame shoot.
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Posted: Jul 22nd 2009 3:34AM Premature ejaculation man said
Ladies love a man in a pink cape, I can be a supervisor.
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Posted: Jul 22nd 2009 3:39AM (Unverified) said
This is actually for the new Hitman game, but the series is being rebooted. It's now called, "Hit it, man!" and you play a dude that has to find sneaky ways to bone other dudes.
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Posted: Jul 22nd 2009 3:50AM Premature ejaculation man said
There's something about the hitman series that is just pure awesome. I hope there's another soon.
Assassin edition will come with two silenced silverballers, a bald cap (with barcode) and some fibrewire.Take that MW2!
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Assassin edition will come with two silenced silverballers, a bald cap (with barcode) and some fibrewire.Take that MW2!
Posted: Jul 22nd 2009 3:56AM ChiTownRuler23 said
hmm maybe its a God Hand sequel? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06UOr652SI4&feature=related
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Posted: Jul 22nd 2009 4:29AM BananaBoat said
If that were true, I would shave bald and fly to LA tomorrow.
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Posted: Jul 22nd 2009 3:02PM (Unverified) said
Hey, hey fat guy. How you doin' fat guy? Yeah, bein' fat and stuff? Alright, say hello to your mother for me!
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