Three bald, naked guys needed in LA immediately
Do you like your video games with an extra helping of naked, bald dude? It appears as though a game studio in LA will be fulfilling your desires come August 1. Superannuation caught the incredible Craigslist ad that we couldn't help but share with the world, calling for bald men who are willing to "shave all body hair."
Specifically, the casting calls for "Caucasian male model/actors for [a] video game shoot," and, in typical video game fashion, needs them in a group of three. Things just get steamier as the description continues, detailing the wardrobe, a "nude-colored thong," and a heads-up that applicants must be comfortable being "posed close to other men." You throw a disco ball and some roller skates into that mix, and you got yourself a party! And no, there is no word on whether or not Mark Wahlberg is involved. Yet.
[Via Superannuation]
Specifically, the casting calls for "Caucasian male model/actors for [a] video game shoot," and, in typical video game fashion, needs them in a group of three. Things just get steamier as the description continues, detailing the wardrobe, a "nude-colored thong," and a heads-up that applicants must be comfortable being "posed close to other men." You throw a disco ball and some roller skates into that mix, and you got yourself a party! And no, there is no word on whether or not Mark Wahlberg is involved. Yet.
[Via Superannuation]











Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
Or Is It Robert Loggia? @ Jul 22nd 2009 2:06AM
I'm so going for this.
deaftly @ Jul 22nd 2009 11:21AM
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ArchiGamer [thephilosophyofgames.wordpress.com] @ Jul 22nd 2009 2:09AM
Now I want to know for what game this for.
Shadsy @ Jul 22nd 2009 2:11AM
Next-gen Cho Aniki confirmed?
BananaBoat @ Jul 22nd 2009 4:29AM
If that were true, I would shave bald and fly to LA tomorrow.
MystileArmor @ Jul 22nd 2009 2:11AM
Rumor has Sprinkles signed up for it.
Sam Raimi told me in a blog.
ArchiGamer [thephilosophyofgames.wordpress.com] @ Jul 22nd 2009 2:15AM
Rumor has it that both sentences are hilarious.
Sam Raimi told me in a blog.
MystileArmor @ Jul 22nd 2009 2:19AM
Well it's obvious with topics like this and the people that come out around this time, that I should be getting some sleep. Why you ask? Well, Sam Raimi told me so in a blog.
ArchiGamer [thephilosophyofgames.wordpress.com] @ Jul 22nd 2009 2:23AM
Might as well go to sleep as well. I have things to do tomorrow and I would like to have at least a good 8 hours of sleep. And a lack of good sleep is bad for you.
Sam Raimi told me so in a blog.
Sly @ Jul 22nd 2009 2:38AM
Rumor has it Sprinkles said he was black.
Sprinkles told me on a video game blog.
Blank-Mage @ Jul 22nd 2009 5:51AM
Rumor has it Sam Raimi's blog is not to be trusted.
Sam Raimi told me s- MY BWAIN!-
LeChuck @ Jul 22nd 2009 2:16AM
Is this for GTA4: The Ballad of Gay Tony?
dark_inchworm (on Steam!) dark inchworm (on XBL!) @ Jul 22nd 2009 9:45AM
Flawless victory, my friend.
Roks @ Jul 22nd 2009 2:24AM
That is effing hot shame I don't live anywhere close to that, I'd be more than glad to fill that tho... er, part.
Roto13 @ Jul 22nd 2009 2:39AM
What's a "video game shoot?"
I'll bet this is actually a trap.
WREturns @ Jul 22nd 2009 3:04AM
In other news, I need 3, shaven, naked actresses/models to come over to my house for...uh...a videogame shoot.
Premature ejaculation man @ Jul 22nd 2009 3:34AM
Ladies love a man in a pink cape, I can be a supervisor.
WREturns @ Jul 22nd 2009 3:37AM
Hired!
Sly @ Jul 22nd 2009 3:54AM
and people love anthropomorphic raccoons who are amazing at thievery and platforming :)
West @ Jul 22nd 2009 10:10AM
Thieving!? And i thought raccoons made mario fly. That dirty liar.
Alex @ Jul 22nd 2009 3:35AM
Speaking of bald dudes, not necessarily naked, has a new Hitman game been announced?
WREturns @ Jul 22nd 2009 3:39AM
This is actually for the new Hitman game, but the series is being rebooted. It's now called, "Hit it, man!" and you play a dude that has to find sneaky ways to bone other dudes.
Premature ejaculation man @ Jul 22nd 2009 3:50AM
There's something about the hitman series that is just pure awesome. I hope there's another soon.
Assassin edition will come with two silenced silverballers, a bald cap (with barcode) and some fibrewire.Take that MW2!
ChiTownRuler23 @ Jul 22nd 2009 3:56AM
hmm maybe its a God Hand sequel? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06UOr652SI4&feature=related
j.howlett @ Jul 22nd 2009 6:04AM
this is only about one post. i thought it would have to do with a bunch of video game like post i read about the other day
Metoo @ Jul 22nd 2009 12:26PM
Transporter video game, sexy baldies FTW.
Dethgar.com @ Jul 22nd 2009 3:02PM
Hey, hey fat guy. How you doin' fat guy? Yeah, bein' fat and stuff? Alright, say hello to your mother for me!
Brendan H @ Jul 22nd 2009 5:44PM
Only "caucasian" bald, nude men? Just another example of The Man keeping the bald, nude brothers down.