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New Halo-themed Ecko shirts rival everything for ugliest anything, ever
by Xav de Matos 
on Jul 24th 2009 3:00PM
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Posted: Jul 25th 2009 2:12AM DevilSei said
I dunno... despite my hatred for Soulja boy... I think even he has more than enough taste to design a halo shirt that looks better.
This stuff, on the other hand, looks like they made a sticker book for Halo, and gave it to a 5 yr old, and then picked a few of his ideas at random to use as shirts, no alterations at all.
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This stuff, on the other hand, looks like they made a sticker book for Halo, and gave it to a 5 yr old, and then picked a few of his ideas at random to use as shirts, no alterations at all.
Posted: Jul 24th 2009 3:03PM (Unverified) said
Those are indeed awful. Shame they couldn't follow their own example and just make a Master-Chief / Cortana one of these:
http://www.shopecko.com/product/index.jsp?productId=3130932&cp=3165999.3054996&gclid=CKiQm_2D75sCFQ_xDAodPyuw-Q
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http://www.shopecko.com/product/index.jsp?productId=3130932&cp=3165999.3054996&gclid=CKiQm_2D75sCFQ_xDAodPyuw-Q
Posted: Jul 24th 2009 3:06PM andetheninja said
yeah ive seen better designed halo t-shirts at wal-mart for 15 bucks. the orange master chief is decent but the rest of these t-shirts are way overdone and hipster looking. honestly the whole " all-over print " t-shirt era died like 2 years ago why are they making these ugly things.
ps: who the hell wears ecko anymore?!
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ps: who the hell wears ecko anymore?!
Posted: Jul 24th 2009 3:09PM latin trident said
man those shirts are just as bad as those 3 wolves shirts.
http://www.amazon.com/Three-Wolf-Moon-T-Shirt-Medium/dp/B000NZW3J8/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=apparel&qid=1248462525&sr=8-1
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http://www.amazon.com/Three-Wolf-Moon-T-Shirt-Medium/dp/B000NZW3J8/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=apparel&qid=1248462525&sr=8-1
Posted: Jul 29th 2009 9:16AM Snake Robot Podium said
By bad, do you mean AWESOME.
Don't judge until you've tested out their ability to attract the ladies.
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Don't judge until you've tested out their ability to attract the ladies.
Posted: Jul 24th 2009 3:32PM (Unverified) said
Trust me Mazrael, noone who wears one of those shirts is getting laid.
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Posted: Jul 24th 2009 3:23PM ChomskyKnows said
Katherine Harris isn't uglier, but she's bat shit crazier...
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Posted: Jul 24th 2009 3:31PM TheDarkWayne said
Okay well, YESTERDAY, all the arguments that Halo wasnt being milked were valid. Today.....
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Posted: Jul 24th 2009 3:32PM CannabisPrime said
$10 says the first time these are seen in the real world they're long enough to reach down to the wearer's knees.
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Posted: Jul 24th 2009 3:32PM (Unverified) said
Reports from government scientists have discovered that the shirts are actually sentient and act as parasites. Once worn, they slowly begin to eat away at the host brain, making said host enormous amounts of stupid and idiot. So do your civic duty and burn the shirts on sight. Should you run into someone who is wearing it, do the poor soul a favor and put them out of their misery. It's to late for them, they can't be saved.
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Posted: Jul 24th 2009 4:14PM (Unverified) said
My friend works in the office where these are designed. He said the designers are really proud of this series. I like a couple of 'em, sure. The rest are disposable. Makes me think maybe I could design t-shirts, cuz I'm fairly sure I could design better than the Ecko design team.
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Posted: Jul 24th 2009 6:16PM BFBeast666 said
And with this post you urged hordes of drooling halo fan-things to rush out and buy it.
Because, you know, IT HAZ TAH MASTER CHEIF ON IT!!!!!111one.
Poor suckers.
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Because, you know, IT HAZ TAH MASTER CHEIF ON IT!!!!!111one.
Poor suckers.
Posted: Jul 24th 2009 6:36PM Modok said
i used to design Halo boxers and I can tell you that the material they give you to use in conjunction with their harsh guidelines and approval process made it tough to design anything with MC on it. However, that does not justify these poorly conceptual - manufactured pieces. they burn my eyes and offend my profession.
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Posted: Jul 25th 2009 12:14PM (Unverified) said
These look awesome. I'm buying one. You haters can just keep hating.
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Posted: Jul 25th 2009 7:06PM Krantzstone said
Ugh, horrible. I love Ecko Unlimited stuff... sometimes. The horrible rejects I've seen fobbed off on undiscerning young brand wearers in places like Winners... ugh. You might occasionally get a decently designed Ecko shirt or something there, but more often than not, it's all the horrible designs that no one wanted to buy at regular price that end up there. There horrible Halo-"inspired" shirts are way up there with the worst brand name/franchise spawnings I've seen in a while.
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Posted: Jul 25th 2009 7:08PM Krantzstone said
"There horrible" should be "Their horrible". My bad!
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Posted: Jul 28th 2009 2:20AM andetheninja said
um okay, i guess you can tell me what i do and do not know since you know me and everything.
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