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Posted: Jul 25th 2009 2:38PM (Unverified) said

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Even though I find the idea of simulated sex scenes in video games kind of sad in only that seems to appeal to the stereotype that we gamers are virgins or sex hounds or whatever(not including Mass Effect in this), I find your first -even- more sadder....and annoying.
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Posted: Jul 25th 2009 2:42PM MarkezJM said

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What do demon breasts look like? Annnnd... how many options or how wide a variety of animals can you hit the sheets with? Narwhals? Giraffes? I mean what are we talking about here, really?
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Posted: Jul 25th 2009 2:44PM baby sea tuna said

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Think Alma from Ninja Gaiden.
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Posted: Jul 25th 2009 2:50PM Gaucho85 said

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I'd settle for kiwi birds and rabbits, to be honest.
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Posted: Jul 25th 2009 3:13PM DevilSei said

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Well obviously demonic breasts have eyes for nipples, scales and spikes sticking out of every bit of rough, hardened flesh, and are poisonous to the touch or even glance.

And obviously the animal thing implies two things.
THERE WILL BE CATGIRLS!
or
We can turn into an animal, or create an animal, and then procreate with other animals.
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Posted: Jul 25th 2009 4:38PM BananaBoat said

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The sad reality is that in an age where R rated movies can have screwing (sans naughty bits), we are still at a stage in video games where the mere sight of a tit sends the media and parent groups into a frenzy. Hell, they don't even need to see the tit, just the mere rumor that a game *might* have tits (or hardcore lesbian alien sex, as was rumored in Mass Effect) is enough to bring out the "experts" that are quick to condone something they've never played or even seen.

Cutting to a black screen with moaning is a cop out.
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Posted: Jul 25th 2009 4:53PM TheDarkWayne said

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maybe copping out in Dragon Age is just they can actually have the hardcore alien sex Fox claimed in Mass Effect 2, just to fuck with fox news
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Posted: Jul 26th 2009 3:05PM DevilSei said

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Darkwayne, would that include tentacles? Cause hardcore alien sex isn't hardcore, or alien, unless we got some tentacles in the mix grasping and clinging and sucking on whatever they can get their gooey, slimy little cups on...
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Posted: Jul 25th 2009 2:42PM Dark Archon PSN Archonik XBL Dar said

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Screen source please?
The 15-year-old inside of me says 'moar'...
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That didn't sound right at all.
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Posted: Jul 25th 2009 2:48PM Kanjou said

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Yeah, I was pretty hungry today too.
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Posted: Jul 25th 2009 2:46PM (Unverified) said

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What's the point of including a sex scene in a video game? Really, there is no valid argument other than to push the boundaries and be the "first." I can understand that people have a relationship and are attracted to each other without watching them unclothe themselves and have some fun. Yes, it is a "mature" game, but keep it off-screen.
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Posted: Jul 25th 2009 2:49PM MarkezJM said

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If it weren't for Mass Effect, I could almost agree with you. Having it 'off-screen', in that instance would've cheapened that element of the story.
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Posted: Jul 25th 2009 2:50PM TardisOperator said

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Yet Hollywood puts in countless T and A just to draw in crowds of 15 year old boys. Sex sells. Seen a watch commercial lately?
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Posted: Jul 25th 2009 2:51PM (Unverified) said

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I think the only game to show a sex scene..."in a good light" was Mass Effect as it was part of the story and the character's ever evolving relationships.

But having it as a minigame, is kind of fucking retarded. We have Porn for that.
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Posted: Jul 25th 2009 2:53PM kojo87 said

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what is the point of sex in a movie then? if it actually adds something to the game then i see no problem. if its nothing more than "hehe look vagina" then i agree, its just dumb smut. that said im going to go watch some porn
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Posted: Jul 25th 2009 2:58PM Gaucho85 said

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@ArchieGamer:

There's nothing "mini" about that "game". OH SNAP!
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Posted: Jul 25th 2009 3:05PM (Unverified) said

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whats the point of having sex in a book, or showing nudity in Greco-Roman art?
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Posted: Jul 25th 2009 3:23PM vmenge said

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I have no problem with sex scenes since they add to the level of realism and immersion. They just don't need to be gratuitous.
I see no point on having sex with animals though, that's just weird.
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Posted: Jul 25th 2009 3:36PM freaparn said

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"Really, there is no valid argument other than to push the boundaries and be the "first.""

To be fair, I think 1983's "Custer's Revenge" for the Atari 2600 has them beat by a fair bit on the claim to "first". Overall, I think sex can have a place in any sort of story medium, be it a book, movie, or videogame... but 99 times out of a 100 when it comes to videogames, it's just being forced in there with a crowbar. Er, the sex scene, I mean.

Give it a few decades of trial and error.
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Posted: Jul 25th 2009 4:48PM Mazrael said

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Maybe it's in there to remind us gamers to actually get out there & have sex... then breed more gamers who will buy their games.. Some of us are just too busy gaming to get around to it.....
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Posted: Jul 25th 2009 5:25PM Grauw said

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Yes, you know, because sex isn’t an important and normal part of a human’s life, and should be shunned and never be talked about, or seen.

Seriously, unless you want video games to be only for kids, video games should be able to tell serious stories about serious topics. If you get offended by a 3D boob, well… grow up, or something.

@freaparn: well, that is true for most movies, too :).
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Posted: Jul 25th 2009 5:40PM (Unverified) said

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@ freaparn

hahahahahaha, Custer's Revenge is rough as hell!
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Posted: Jul 25th 2009 3:11PM whylekat said

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I thought this game was 4-player co-op... nice =D
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Posted: Jul 25th 2009 3:13PM SCV said

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If it isn't developed by Team Ninja then it shouldn't have the Nudity/Sexual Whatever rating by ESRB. Seriously.
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Posted: Jul 25th 2009 3:26PM (Unverified) said

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yes, the most natural act in existence should never be shown in a video game!! that's crossing the line!!

*eats a dude, becomes him, throws a woman into a helicopter*
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Posted: Jul 25th 2009 3:38PM Kattleox said

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I'm sorry, but I'd say eating is more natural than sex, as is breathing, defecating, and all manner of other bodily activities. You can live without having sex. That aside, it is also one of the most personal activities which one can partake in a relationship, and to show it in a video game in the form of bestiality and prostitution hardly does the genre any good. Quite frankly, its embarrassing that they think this is what it takes to sell a game. I'm sure it will improve everyones respect of a genre which many already believe corrupts minds and should be enjoyed by children.
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Posted: Jul 25th 2009 3:47PM cesaria said

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@Kattleox
You would not be alive without sex. Boom.
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Posted: Jul 25th 2009 3:49PM (Unverified) said

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...but you can't live without someone having sex.

Okay, you could be a test tube baby, but you get my point.
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Posted: Jul 25th 2009 3:59PM WiredKnight said

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@ fane

Not in medieval times.

@Kattleox

Right, because all those other things that don't live up to your personal standards of a sexual relationship never happen in real life.
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Posted: Jul 27th 2009 1:26PM (Unverified) said

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Posted: Jul 25th 2009 3:53PM TheDarkWayne said

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That's a little disappointing. I mean im not asking for some hardcore digital porn, but what's wrong with nudity? When the whole idea of the game is a realistic, visceral fantasy world why cant we have sex scenes if they fit well within the context of the game? I mean FFS The Lost and Damned got away with full frontal cock that really, was only there for the point of having cock.
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Posted: Jul 25th 2009 3:54PM WiredKnight said

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"More sadder" is incorrect.
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Posted: Jul 25th 2009 3:56PM Jack Tretton said

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"[I]mplied in-game bestiality..."

Man-on-turtle? Niiiiice.
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Posted: Jul 25th 2009 3:56PM (Unverified) said

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Sorry, I was too overwhelmed by the pathetic comment to use proper grammar. :/
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Posted: Jul 25th 2009 4:00PM (Unverified) said

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You can ask the question "what's the point in putting a sex scene in this game?"
or you can ask the question "what's the point in not putting a sex scene in this game?"

Knee-jerk reaction that it's not necessary is a bad argument. There are a lot of things in books and movies and art that aren't necessary, You could probably do everything with androgynous sock-puppets but I think it's obvious to everyone here that something would be lost in the translation of Lolita to sock-puppets.

At the same time we exist in a society where these producers in hollywood and all the video-game devs and pubs are trying to sell a product so they're definitely not above utilizing the titillation factor to drive ticket/game/product sales.

So what do you do? I think the last thing to do is engage in some form of moral outcry over sexual content and situations. Despite what Kattleox might think sex is at least as natural as eating and breathing, without sex neither he nor I would be here nor would there be anyone else to read what I am saying. I think that rather than that people ought to foster consciousness regarding their consumption habits. They ought to ask the question why am I buying this? If the answer is 'because it has hawt sex' well... there you go.

Furthermore in the creation of what is supposed to be a grim and bloody world the existence and use of a whorehouse, a brothel, a prostitute, seems perfectly natural. It would in fact, in my opinion, be unnatural in such a world to not have that very venue. I mean, the origin story for the city elf contains at the very least a reference to rape and yet you intend to argue that it is out of line for there to be a brothel? It's a world of grotesque murder and brutal racism and dark imaginings but you would like the devs to just not include the bits that make you squeamish?
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Posted: Jul 25th 2009 4:05PM WiredKnight said

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Well said.
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Posted: Jul 25th 2009 4:50PM (Unverified) said

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Amen to that. Let there be sex in the game :)
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Posted: Jul 25th 2009 5:31PM Grauw said

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Exactly. I want games that portray worlds realistically, and not dumbed down for kids.
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Posted: Jul 27th 2009 10:05AM (Unverified) said

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"There are a lot of things in books and movies and art that aren't necessary,"
I like this point. Especially as books, movies and art aren't necessary. nice to have. but we don't need them.
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Posted: Jul 25th 2009 4:00PM WiredKnight said

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Happens to the best of us.
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Posted: Jul 25th 2009 4:25PM rahmenxnoodles69 said

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guy looks like a white mike tyson amirite?
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Posted: Jul 26th 2009 11:35AM greggoo said

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nice! hope there's wife-beatin', ear-bitin', highpitch-voice actin', baby daughter-diein' action!


too soon?
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Posted: Jul 27th 2009 5:29PM Mopo said

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Back in the day the wife beater was actually a weapon, not a white tank top...
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Posted: Jul 25th 2009 4:26PM shadowskill11 said

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No nudity? I sense a first week mod coming on for the PC version....

If I can make a Brotherhood of Steel orgy or hot ghoul on prostitute action in Fallout 3 I can do it in this game too!
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Posted: Jul 25th 2009 4:46PM Amoveo said

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But it won't be tasteful, and thats what we were hoping for. Bioware did a good job in Mass Effect of including a sexual scene without having it turn into 'lawl boobs.' Fan made nude mods never have that level of care.
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Posted: Jul 25th 2009 5:01PM (Unverified) said

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But they DO have bewbs, so there's that.
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Posted: Jul 25th 2009 5:32PM Cardme said

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Has everyone forgotten about the God of War games? Those games have quite a bit of nudity in them and I don't remember this much controversy for those games. Chains of Olympus on PSP also had a threesome mini game if I remember correctly.
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Posted: Jul 25th 2009 5:39PM (Unverified) said

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True, but the nudity was brief, and the minigame was offscreen.
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Posted: Jul 25th 2009 5:42PM Cardme said

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While the mini game was offscreen, I just played the Sisters of Fate battles about an hour ago, and I wouldn't really call the nudity there brief. Two of the sisters had breasts showing throughout the entire fight, which took me around a half an hour for all three. YMMV, but I really can't see it taking anyone less than 15 minutes.
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Posted: Jul 25th 2009 6:02PM (Unverified) said

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Afro Samurai had you fighting naked gals as well...
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