Our brief E3 demo of BioWare's upcoming massively-offline RPG Dragon Age: Origins left us fairly concerned. It seemed too much focus had been put on making the game a tawdry simulator for erotic rendezvous -- however, the game's recently released ESRB rating has assuaged our fears somewhat. According to the listing, the game features no nudity -- save for a pair of female demon breasts, which clearly don't count.
While you can still shack up with your traveling cohorts, it appears any and all sweet love-making will take place off-screen. That's sorta classy, we guess -- though said class is somewhat canceled out by a brothel featured in the game that lets you hook up with "a woman, a man, a transsexual, or an animal." We're fairly certain that even implied in-game bestiality is enough to make it on Fox News for a week or two. Classiness rebuked!
[Via VG247]
Reader Comments (78)
Posted: Jul 25th 2009 5:54PM Angel Mass said
Going by that screenshot, this really looks like a porno
Posted: Jul 25th 2009 6:32PM (Unverified) said
I read that one of their inspirations for the game was George R.R. Martin's A Song of Fire and Ice novels which include graphic scenes of violence, rape, and incest. Why should Bioware shy away from these issues just because it's a videogame?
Posted: Jul 25th 2009 7:55PM Haohmaru said
I'm a big fan of ASOIAF, and I agree that in those novels, the sexual element is important to the story and the atmosphere of the fantasy world Martin created. Unfortunately, video games haven't yet reached that level of storytelling, so any sex and nudity depicted in games rarely comes across as anything but gratuitous and immature (but amusing) like a B-list horror flick. The fact that the brothel in this game offers ANIMALS only helps reinforce that perception. :P
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Posted: Jul 25th 2009 10:08PM TheDarkWayne said
id certainly say Bioware's games have reached that level. The game world is an ugly, brutal, violent and horrific fantasy world. It only fits that parts of it, including sex reflects that, as does the rest of the game. There are brothels and furries in the real world, why should a fantasy world even more violent and corrupted as ours shy away?
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Posted: Jul 26th 2009 12:02AM Haohmaru said
If you say so. Don't misunderstand me; I'd love to be proven wrong. If they manage to pull off the sexual angle without it being executed as awkwardly as I found it to be in Mass Effect, that will be wonderful. I'm all for a good, mature romantic and/or carnal encounter if it helps move the protagonist's story forward.
Even if it is with a sheep.
I guess.
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Even if it is with a sheep.
I guess.
Posted: Jul 26th 2009 12:16PM (Unverified) said
@Haohmaru:
This is the first thing that came to mind when you mentioned sheep, probably one of the greatest album covers ever.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_sztxQj1pz0A/R0CDOWK2M3I/AAAAAAAAATI/G3nzUGeyTvs/s400/nofx_heavy_petting_zoo.jpg
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This is the first thing that came to mind when you mentioned sheep, probably one of the greatest album covers ever.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_sztxQj1pz0A/R0CDOWK2M3I/AAAAAAAAATI/G3nzUGeyTvs/s400/nofx_heavy_petting_zoo.jpg
Posted: Jul 25th 2009 6:39PM (Unverified) said
doesnt happen to mee!
Posted: Jul 25th 2009 6:45PM Omega2k3 said
@ Xvnine
lolz irony
lolz irony
Posted: Jul 25th 2009 7:49PM (Unverified) said
Seriously, is the ESRB being overrun by eunuchs and crazy cat ladies?
Posted: Jul 25th 2009 7:58PM (Unverified) said
I'm pretty sure demons don't have nipples. Their breast are actually sacks that store evil like a camel hump.
Posted: Jul 25th 2009 7:59PM yingerman said
@WiredKnight
mabye ure mor imcerakt!
mabye ure mor imcerakt!
Posted: Jul 25th 2009 8:20PM makoto99 said
Most of the people saying "Man, this is so immature and pointless having this in a game" will probably pop a chub the instant the next GTA game is announced.
Irony - ain't it delicious.
Irony - ain't it delicious.
Posted: Jul 25th 2009 9:15PM caltemus said
Why dont demon boobs count?
Posted: Jul 25th 2009 10:15PM TheDarkWayne said
they're probably gonna be like Medusa's in God of War 2, that is, horrific and appaling. ESRB takes delight in our disgust at that so they allow it!
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Posted: Jul 25th 2009 10:59PM WiredKnight said
I'm not really trying to be a grammar nazi, just think it's kind of funny when people are ripping on others, only to say something silly themselves.
Posted: Jul 25th 2009 11:39PM kentuckyfried said
"While you can still shack up with your traveling cohorts, it appears any and all sweet love-making will take place off-screen"
I want my t&a...it should be like a classy porno. Sadness.
I want my t&a...it should be like a classy porno. Sadness.
Posted: Jul 25th 2009 11:55PM kentuckyfried said
All joking aside, I'm just tired of the hypocritically puritanical nature of our culture, and the fact that there seems to be no progressive advancement in how sex is treated. It's ok to have massive amounts of violence, and yet, the moment a tit shows up on-screen on a video game, parents and whatnot get their panties into a bunch and the fire and brimstone members of congress come out of the woodwork. The same people who are responsible for the excessive glut of awful PG-13 movies in the theaters.
The Europeans don't do this and you don't see their underage birth rates skyrocketing out of control.
Anyhow, bottom line is that is just odd that there's a double-standard between video games and films when there really shouldn't be one. And just in general, maybe b/c I'm not a parent, I don't understand the usefulness of trying to demonize and be repressive about how sex is portrayed in the media. It's as with alcohol...trying to keep the legal age at 21 somehow makes it counterproductive, 18 yr olds seem even that much more determined to abuse it instead of consuming it in normal amounts if 18 was the limit instead.
The Europeans don't do this and you don't see their underage birth rates skyrocketing out of control.
Anyhow, bottom line is that is just odd that there's a double-standard between video games and films when there really shouldn't be one. And just in general, maybe b/c I'm not a parent, I don't understand the usefulness of trying to demonize and be repressive about how sex is portrayed in the media. It's as with alcohol...trying to keep the legal age at 21 somehow makes it counterproductive, 18 yr olds seem even that much more determined to abuse it instead of consuming it in normal amounts if 18 was the limit instead.
Posted: Jul 26th 2009 12:19AM (Unverified) said
anyone else think the female character looks like Rachel Griffiths of six feet under?
Posted: Jul 26th 2009 5:19AM Mode7James said
Classiness FAIL
Posted: Jul 26th 2009 12:13PM (Unverified) said
I guess this is their attempt at capturing the lucrative furry market.
Posted: Jul 26th 2009 12:39PM (Unverified) said
I thought it was a bit funny reading the headline "ESRB rating explains Dragon Age: Origins' sexual exploits" and then checking at the bottom to see "69 Comments" :)
Posted: Jul 26th 2009 1:34PM pika2000 said
Is sex so taboo that every tiny hint of it in games deserve to be news?
Posted: Jul 26th 2009 2:49PM Krantzstone said
NO NUDITY!??! And they expect me to fork over my hard-earned cash!?!
Okay, maybe if it's a really good game... but nudity would still make it a better game. Naked Twister is a great example of a not-particularly-interesting game made oodles more exciting by the subtraction of clothing. Hopefully co-ed, at least for me.
Okay, maybe if it's a really good game... but nudity would still make it a better game. Naked Twister is a great example of a not-particularly-interesting game made oodles more exciting by the subtraction of clothing. Hopefully co-ed, at least for me.
Posted: Jul 26th 2009 3:58PM miquonranger03 said
I read that as "a savage pair of female demon breasts." I dyslexia love.
Posted: Jul 26th 2009 8:30PM (Unverified) said
disapointing, I hoped nudity for once, in a "mature" game.
Seems people will be little kiddies for eternity.
Stories will always be about little kids playing against big evils guys and having love story from cutie high school
And gamers always will be infantile sentimentalist playing game with zero emotions, zero grown-up feelings.
In a mature story, people should have sex, should have bitter relations, should have problems to concile family and huge fantasy crisis, and yes, it should be graphic !
My gosh, in xenogears , an old playstation japanese rpg game, there were a sex scene towards the end of the game, it was used to ciment the relation of the two main protagonist and to emphasize the upcoming crisis in the story (one of them will sacrifice itself).
it was with tiny pixels in ridiculous colors, nothing where shown but it was explicit and it served the story ! Sex is not BAD in a story or a grown up game.
and I don't care if in a fantasy rpg, sex is only for sexual stimulation or whatever, I'm sick of kiddie game with kiddie carebears feeling. You can play Sonic for life if you want !
It's pathetic to see un-sexual stories or boob-panic in so called "mature game... what the fuss ? even without sex, theses games (for example gears of wars, inferno, fallout.. ) are already NOT for children. They are great game but already NOT for children ! so what is the point to insult grown up ?
So, they could show sex in mature-rated game... it would be more sane than gratuitous horrible violence sometimes... (my god, the main character loving someone and not killing ? ouch... no! gamers prefer to see huge stack of blood and organs.. )
I'm not against violence (or sex) or fun, no. it depends of the story, of the game, of the goal, of the talents of the artists, and whatever. A video game can be many thing. But you have to realize one thing :
Gamers, you are not mature and the industry is telling you that. You prefer to see so called heros walking in corpse, blood up to their nose than caring for others.
Seems people will be little kiddies for eternity.
Stories will always be about little kids playing against big evils guys and having love story from cutie high school
And gamers always will be infantile sentimentalist playing game with zero emotions, zero grown-up feelings.
In a mature story, people should have sex, should have bitter relations, should have problems to concile family and huge fantasy crisis, and yes, it should be graphic !
My gosh, in xenogears , an old playstation japanese rpg game, there were a sex scene towards the end of the game, it was used to ciment the relation of the two main protagonist and to emphasize the upcoming crisis in the story (one of them will sacrifice itself).
it was with tiny pixels in ridiculous colors, nothing where shown but it was explicit and it served the story ! Sex is not BAD in a story or a grown up game.
and I don't care if in a fantasy rpg, sex is only for sexual stimulation or whatever, I'm sick of kiddie game with kiddie carebears feeling. You can play Sonic for life if you want !
It's pathetic to see un-sexual stories or boob-panic in so called "mature game... what the fuss ? even without sex, theses games (for example gears of wars, inferno, fallout.. ) are already NOT for children. They are great game but already NOT for children ! so what is the point to insult grown up ?
So, they could show sex in mature-rated game... it would be more sane than gratuitous horrible violence sometimes... (my god, the main character loving someone and not killing ? ouch... no! gamers prefer to see huge stack of blood and organs.. )
I'm not against violence (or sex) or fun, no. it depends of the story, of the game, of the goal, of the talents of the artists, and whatever. A video game can be many thing. But you have to realize one thing :
Gamers, you are not mature and the industry is telling you that. You prefer to see so called heros walking in corpse, blood up to their nose than caring for others.
Posted: Jul 27th 2009 2:37PM (Unverified) said
Think you meant 'revoked'. The death of the sub-editor is a sad thing...
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