In the old American West, emigrants traveling in wagon trains through the plains would pass around the unenviable task of cooking for the group. Following in that grand tradition, the Joystiq staffers force each other to take turns writing stories about how Dragon Quest IX
has sold several or perhaps even many severals
In this case, the magic number is 3.2 million, as reported by Famitsu
. While it's still 1.8 million short of the 5 million Square Enix hopes to ship
, it's, you know, not bad.