Joystiq reader Charles was married recently, and he sent us word that his new wife surprised him with a very special groom's cake. We have dubbed it the XCake 360. It comes complete with 120SB (sprinkle-bite) hard drive and a wireless cake-troller. We're also guessing it's not a launch cake, as it clearly hasn't yet suffered the Red Ring of Death. Still, we get the feeling it probably didn't last much longer than moments after this picture was taken.
The cake also has an Achievement pop-up on top which reads: "Achievement Unlocked: Until Death Do Us Part." Now, Charles, comes one of the most important decisions for a newly married couple: Separate or joint Xbox Live accounts?
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Posted: Jul 27th 2009 12:10PM Ample Salty said
Probably not as much as the Divorce Achievement.
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Posted: Jul 27th 2009 7:58PM (Unverified) said
50% of Your Bank account once the divorce is filed ROFL
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Posted: Jul 27th 2009 12:18PM Stix Remix said
It'd be funny if they tried to cut it, and it ended up being a brick.
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Posted: Jul 27th 2009 12:40PM codeyh said
Charlie,
i hope you've enjoyed your Xbox 360, this cake is a reminder that you're not likely to play it much anymore.. amongst the honey-do's.. chores around the house... and random trips to the grocery store.. you're not going to see your beloved 360...
Sorry pal.
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i hope you've enjoyed your Xbox 360, this cake is a reminder that you're not likely to play it much anymore.. amongst the honey-do's.. chores around the house... and random trips to the grocery store.. you're not going to see your beloved 360...
Sorry pal.
Posted: Jul 27th 2009 12:44PM (Unverified) said
I wanted a cake like that, but my wife got me GOW2 instead. I'm not complainin though.
Definitely have to have seperate accounts, Charles!
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Definitely have to have seperate accounts, Charles!
Posted: Jul 27th 2009 12:49PM (Unverified) said
Codey's right. And if your wife is like mine, playing your 360 is basically infidelity.
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Posted: Jul 27th 2009 1:24PM (Unverified) said
We both have separate live accounts just to make that clear. And Codey H., Charles will see many more days of his xbox. I bring him home practically one game a week since I work at Best Buy. It's good therapy for us to play FPS' together. Love you Charles!
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Posted: Jul 27th 2009 1:42PM (Unverified) said
Congrats on the marriage! And that cake looks soooo good. As for separate or join Xbox accounts - the way we do it, we have separate accounts AND separate Xbox's. It makes things so much easier :)
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Posted: Jul 27th 2009 2:54PM (Unverified) said
It's nice that as Xbox gamers we can joke around about the red ring thing but it's starting to get a bit excessive.
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Posted: Jul 27th 2009 4:08PM dbldn said
What, no pink controller?
From my groom's cake:
http://picasaweb.google.com/lh/photo/RbyGvhwoR4s5Y52FtBghfw?authkey=Gv1sRgCLeukvSssbqD1AE&feat=directlink
http://picasaweb.google.com/lh/photo/IGV-xmTbZ9IgChGxmeFdlg?authkey=Gv1sRgCLeukvSssbqD1AE&feat=directlink
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From my groom's cake:
http://picasaweb.google.com/lh/photo/RbyGvhwoR4s5Y52FtBghfw?authkey=Gv1sRgCLeukvSssbqD1AE&feat=directlink
http://picasaweb.google.com/lh/photo/IGV-xmTbZ9IgChGxmeFdlg?authkey=Gv1sRgCLeukvSssbqD1AE&feat=directlink
Posted: Jul 27th 2009 7:28PM (Unverified) said
this cake looks like shit. I could make a better looking 360 cake.
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Posted: Jul 27th 2009 8:47PM (Unverified) said
Posted: Jul 27th 2009 11:52PM (Unverified) said
A lot of ROYAL ICING and MARZIPAN paste..
Please Guys..It contains a lot of sugar...U dont want to have a heart attack? right?
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Please Guys..It contains a lot of sugar...U dont want to have a heart attack? right?
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