Just check out the video above, then flip through the gallery for all the instructions. Happy crafting!
DIY: Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2: Prestige Edition for $110.40
by Justin McElroy 
on Jul 28th 2009 1:45PM
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Just check out the video above, then flip through the gallery for all the instructions. Happy crafting!
Reader Comments (152)
Posted: Jul 28th 2009 1:56PM (Unverified) said
Ok. I suppose I'll take what I can get in this job market. When do I start?
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Posted: Jul 28th 2009 2:01PM (Unverified) said
No problem. Can I bring a lunch, or do you provide one?
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Posted: Jul 28th 2009 2:02PM (Unverified) said
Also, you said I get a water-based 401(k). I assume that's out of the picture now?
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Posted: Jul 28th 2009 2:05PM (Unverified) said
Please don't beat me, sir! I'll get back to work!
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Posted: Jul 28th 2009 2:41PM (Unverified) said
You could make some of these and post it as Joystiq's exclusive Modern Warfare 2 Prestige Edition. Say what it includes, with "quotations", leave a link to this page, and people would still buy it because they just didnt look into it.
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Posted: Jul 28th 2009 2:52PM Typicalgamer said
wow, that's the longest row of rated up comments ever.
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Posted: Jul 28th 2009 3:24PM (Unverified) said
Well, I just got the company finances back and I have good news and bad news
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/7/28/128932824508200380.png
The Bad news is: We can no longer afford to supply our own lead. All workers must now use lead from their own homes
The Good news: I can use the money we're saving to build more sock puppets and continue playing WoW
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http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/7/28/128932824508200380.png
The Bad news is: We can no longer afford to supply our own lead. All workers must now use lead from their own homes
The Good news: I can use the money we're saving to build more sock puppets and continue playing WoW
Posted: Jul 28th 2009 3:25PM (Unverified) said
I'll upvote you if it means I get a two minute nap.
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Posted: Jul 28th 2009 3:27PM (Unverified) said
But... I need my lead! It's the only thing I have left!
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Posted: Jul 28th 2009 3:30PM Wiizer said
"But... I need my lead! It's the only thing I have left!"
How dare you... Did you not just hear him???
He almost had to GIVE UP HIS WOW SUBSCRIPTION!
You raise minimum wage, and see what happens... and don't get any ideas, your work hasn't even begun to justify pay!
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How dare you... Did you not just hear him???
He almost had to GIVE UP HIS WOW SUBSCRIPTION!
You raise minimum wage, and see what happens... and don't get any ideas, your work hasn't even begun to justify pay!
Posted: Jul 28th 2009 3:32PM (Unverified) said
oh I almost forgot: Daily Nap Times are being cut down from 2 minutes 3/10 of a second, anything longer is considered stealing from the company
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Posted: Jul 28th 2009 3:32PM (Unverified) said
Well... If it'll keep his Shaman alive... I'll give you my lead. But I want you to replace my missing digits.
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Posted: Jul 28th 2009 3:46PM (Unverified) said
Look, I know that these changes are going to be hard for some of you to adapt to, but with this economy everyone has had to tighten their solid gold, diamond studded belts.
Take me for example: Today for breakfast I could only afford to get the Baby Seal Surprise instead of my usual order of Fried Condor Eggs with a side of Unicorn Bacon and a Large bottle of Baby Tears.
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Take me for example: Today for breakfast I could only afford to get the Baby Seal Surprise instead of my usual order of Fried Condor Eggs with a side of Unicorn Bacon and a Large bottle of Baby Tears.
Posted: Jul 28th 2009 4:00PM (Unverified) said
You got Baby Seal?! All I got was a picture of a bowl of cereal someone cut out of a magazine!
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Posted: Jul 28th 2009 4:10PM (Unverified) said
You had scissors this whole time? I've been cutting out screenshots for the art book using my teeth!
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Posted: Jul 28th 2009 5:05PM (Unverified) said
It has been brought to my attention recently that some employees have been "breathing" while they work. As you all know, once someone breathes oxygen, it cannot be replaced. Therefore breathing is considered stealing from the company. Employees have the option to either bring in their own oxygen from their homes or pay the company a $10 oxygen fee everytime they breathe
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Posted: Jul 28th 2009 6:00PM Duke said
Oxygen tanks take up company space that could be used for storing product. As such, tanks are not allowed. You could bring non-work oxygen in your pockets if you were allowed to have pockets, but since pockets could tempt you to steal from the company, pockets are strictly forbidden.
You may only bring oxygen in small baggies which are to be kept outside the facility perimeter in our newly installed lockers (which only cost 25 cents a day and conveniently take $100 bills (note said lockers do not give change)) Every 3rd hour you will be granted time to go to the lockers and take a breath - mind you that running to the locker is encouraged as you only have 3.2 seconds break. Also, that time will be deducted from your lunch hour which is 3 minutes long and only available in April.
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You may only bring oxygen in small baggies which are to be kept outside the facility perimeter in our newly installed lockers (which only cost 25 cents a day and conveniently take $100 bills (note said lockers do not give change)) Every 3rd hour you will be granted time to go to the lockers and take a breath - mind you that running to the locker is encouraged as you only have 3.2 seconds break. Also, that time will be deducted from your lunch hour which is 3 minutes long and only available in April.
Posted: Jul 30th 2009 12:49PM (Unverified) said
Too far pibs, too far... Dieing would be stealing yourself from the company. The employee's family wouldn't be able to pay for his debt, as a human's life is priceless.
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Posted: Jul 30th 2009 1:23PM I AM IRONHIDE said
"Just to let you know, there's no more Mr. Pibb"
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Posted: Jul 28th 2009 1:52PM (Unverified) said
So true.
Gonna be funny watching all the ppl who pre-ordered it get defensive.
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Gonna be funny watching all the ppl who pre-ordered it get defensive.
Posted: Jul 28th 2009 1:56PM (Unverified) said
HEY MAN I REALLY WANTED THAT MANIKIN, I MEAN IT REALLY RESEMBLES MY PHYSICAL FEATURES. AND I USE NIGHT VISION GOGGLES FOR MY "BIRD WATCHING". Don't judge me :[
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