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Posted: Jul 28th 2009 9:03PM Wiizer said

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If we can mass produce this:

http://www.joystiq.com/2009/07/28/diy-call-of-duty-modern-warfare-2-prestige-edition-for-100-4/

then we can definitely mass produce these!
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Posted: Jul 28th 2009 9:08PM RANDOM G Joystiq Troll Slayer said

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We'll get right on it Overlord Wiizer. Someone tell Alton Brown to get his ass over here.
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Posted: Jul 28th 2009 9:12PM Wiizer said

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Awesome!

Who wants a COCK HAT?
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Posted: Jul 28th 2009 9:19PM Marius said

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why dont you try making your avatar instead
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Posted: Jul 28th 2009 9:20PM Wiizer said

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lol, oh Longhorn...

That's what sweatshops are for.
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Posted: Jul 28th 2009 9:36PM (Unverified) said

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... Still alive...
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Posted: Jul 28th 2009 9:42PM Marius said

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oh thank god, I quit
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Posted: Jul 28th 2009 11:02PM (Unverified) said

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I thought I beat Alton to death after his last "uprising of the people". Sorry, Lord High President Wiizer, it won't happen again. Get over here, Alton!
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Posted: Jul 28th 2009 11:05PM Rhamsey said

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I'm counting this as a separate product, so once again if you want my whip to keep your workers working, i expect a cut of this profit as well. Talk to me now and ill even through in a baseball bat. Nothing says employ of the month like who has the least bruises.
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Posted: Jul 28th 2009 11:32PM (Unverified) said

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SHUT UP *hits Alton Brown on the back of the head*
Quick, lets get Longhorn back, quick. Hes cheap and doesnt eat!
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Posted: Jul 28th 2009 11:48PM (Unverified) said

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Ok, I'll work for half of my water salary, But I want a poster like this.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wRjTWcqoFe8/Rlu7i35ZHfI/AAAAAAAAAUs/pam14h43l2g/s400/0811839974_norm.jpg
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 12:18AM Wiizer said

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All of you... are amazing.

NOW GET BACK TO WORK!
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Posted: Jul 28th 2009 9:04PM (Unverified) said

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B-A-D A-S-S B-O-N-U-S I-T-E-M
*poof*

Sweet!
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Posted: Jul 28th 2009 9:05PM Nier said

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This is one pre-order bonus I can really get behind. Hopefully it'll fit something other than my cat.
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Posted: Jul 28th 2009 9:08PM (Unverified) said

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I'm saddened only by the fact that 90% of hats are too small for me. Oh well, I was gonna buy day 1, might as well get a hat.
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Posted: Jul 28th 2009 9:11PM (Unverified) said

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S-M-A-L-L-E-R-H-E-A-D

*poofs*

Enjoy!
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Posted: Jul 28th 2009 11:08PM Rhamsey said

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90% of hats are to big for me, i have to wear a youth size. And dont even get me started on the "nintendo" 1 size fits all hats at fye.
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 9:43AM profeteer said

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Man...most hats are too big for me! And I need them to cover up my thinning hair :D
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Posted: Jul 28th 2009 9:10PM Tre said

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Dangit! As if I didn't want the DS any more, this goes on ahead and pops up.
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Posted: Jul 28th 2009 9:11PM Sly C said

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i was going to say the exact same thing. i just came into some money, and now i'm divided. new clothes? new DS and games?... new clothes? WHAT SHOULD I DO?!
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Posted: Jul 28th 2009 9:14PM Sly C said

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then again, it's not like i'll wear this hat outside of the house, so it's damn near useless to me. still want pokemon platinum and scribblenauts though.
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Posted: Jul 28th 2009 9:16PM (Unverified) said

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Still looks cool though. Sure I may look like a complete loser and people will laugh at me, but I'll just type T-R-E-X and see what happens next...
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Posted: Jul 28th 2009 9:17PM RANDOM G Joystiq Troll Slayer said

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A Nintendo DS, Scribblenauts, and a rooster hat




or clothes.

The answer should be obvious.

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Posted: Jul 28th 2009 9:24PM Tre said

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Maybe I'll beg for it for my birthday, then afterwards, when the bullies at school try to foil my fun, I'll type in J-O-Y-S-T-I-Q-C-O-M-M-E-N-T-S and they'll be blinded by awesomeness.
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Posted: Jul 28th 2009 9:43PM Pure Black World Tendency said

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You should aim for a costume like this, Sly:

http://www.gtagaming.com/downloads/gta-vice-city/player-mods/2865
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Posted: Jul 28th 2009 10:33PM Sly C said

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random g, you're right. the clothes are more important! and lunastra (chameleos is better!), that costume is pretty beast, but only for hooker beating. not for school. :)
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Posted: Jul 28th 2009 9:12PM Mr Khan said

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C-O-C-K-'-S C-O-M-B

*poof*

Wait. No, Damnit! I didn't want that!
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Posted: Jul 28th 2009 9:13PM RANDOM G Joystiq Troll Slayer said

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$20 says we get a video review of Scribblenauts featuring Justin in a rooster hat.
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Posted: Jul 28th 2009 9:14PM (Unverified) said

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I second this idea!
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Posted: Jul 28th 2009 9:25PM Typicalgamer said

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I wonder what would happen if you put in nintendo ds.
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Posted: Jul 28th 2009 9:32PM The Nth Doctor said

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Nothing. No copyrighted terms.
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Posted: Jul 28th 2009 9:37PM Snowblind said

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Hoping this comes to the UK, I'd pre-order immediatly.
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Posted: Jul 28th 2009 9:46PM KaBob799 said

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Dang free stuff, now I have to go to the trouble of pre-ordering.
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Posted: Jul 28th 2009 9:49PM JXCGunrunna said

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Well as long as ur not in Japan, ur money should be good.
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Posted: Jul 28th 2009 10:13PM (Unverified) said

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C-H-U-C-K N-O-R-R-I-S

I win!
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Posted: Jul 28th 2009 10:30PM bongoes said

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No you didn't, there was no *poof*
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 12:12AM dr steve brule said

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chuck norris refuses to *poof* for it is too gay a word used to describe an appearance by him.
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Posted: Jul 28th 2009 11:11PM CaramelZappa said

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My ds is broken.

Hm.

Pre-order.

Pay for game and recieve hat.

Return game unopened

Free hat?
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Posted: Jul 28th 2009 11:18PM Travmanman said

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Dude.... You have No idea how excited i am for this hat. It's like, being handed a free banana split along with the candy I just bought.
P-R-E-O-R-D-E-R
*poof*
can it be free hatz tiem nao plz?

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Posted: Jul 28th 2009 11:23PM ch3burashka said

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The game is awesome, the hat is a little weird, but the worst thing is that it's not famous or iconic enough. I mean, the Halo helmet everyone gets, the MW2 goggles, well, are practical at least, but this? No one will get the reference if you wear it to the next Halloween party.

Still, effing awesome.
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 11:57PM rogue05 said

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Looks like gamestop got me again. I got a pretty big head, hopefully this will fit.
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 3:55AM (Unverified) said

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Completely OT: Juushinden: Ultimate Beast Battlers DS is discounted from USD 50 to USD 9.90 on Play-Asia for the rest of the week. Might be worth checking out http://www.play-asia.com/SOap-23-83-buyj-71-9g-49-en-84-j-70-2298.html
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 5:55AM Unvrfd said

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HOLY SHIT SLACZKA HAs A NORMAL NOTEBOOK.

AWESOME.
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 3:55PM (Unverified) said

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That guy looks like a D-bag
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 1:41PM Curttehmurt said

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I want it, but I already ordered it from Amazon!
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Posted: Sep 13th 2009 1:57AM (Unverified) said

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i got mine today!!! here's the video i made of it ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-NgkvZm_e4
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