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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 10:09PM Wiizer said

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Who wants to make World 1-1 in PSP format this-a time?
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 10:09PM (Unverified) said

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I'm not making shit for you ever again.
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 10:11PM Wiizer said

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You're luck I'm the nice one...

Wait until Moptimus, co-chairman of the MW2 Sweatshop, reads this...
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 10:17PM Tre said

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Sweatshops: the newest form of slavery.

Evil men, you must be. More evil than a boll weevil!
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 10:21PM Wiizer said

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tre, if you only knew how many unlucky schoolboys are currently 'employed'...

Would you like to hear about our benefits? :D
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 10:30PM Tre said

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I take back what I said. Give me bully insurance and you've got yourself a loyal new worker. Did I remember to mention I'm already really small, so you don't need to feed me as much?

http://s184.photobucket.com/albums/x81/superkid2-2/?action=view¤t=Photo426.jpg
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 10:47PM (Unverified) said

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Wiizer's bully insurance is the fact that the bullies will never hit you again.

That's because they will never see you again as you'll be in a sweatshop, but other than that best Bully Insurance money can buy, or not as you don't get payed. Still good though.

DISCLAIMER: Wiizer Sweatshop's does not guarantee safe harboring from bullies, in fact expect to be hit constantly. If any problems occur, contact our Human Resources on this phone number. Wiizer Sweatshop is not responsible for any serious injuries, maiming, sexual harassment, company neglect, bodily fluids, pregnancy, or anything at all. Please visit our website when you can, for more information or contact your local guard/torture for company policies.
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 10:48PM Sly C said

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can i join? i can steal all the crap you need to make the prestige editions. then it's 100% pure profit. and i have a giant cane that i can beat slow workers with. am i in, or am i in?
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 10:54PM (Unverified) said

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A cane? I have a steel whip, covered in rust, salt, acid, fire ants, and the tears of children!!!!!
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 10:55PM Sly C said

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get the fuck off my lawn ya damn dirty child! canes are classic.
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 11:33PM (Unverified) said

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Ok, I'm sorry. Can I have my job back? I was using the gruel you paid me in to patch some of the holes in my dilapidated shack.
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 11:37PM (Unverified) said

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That depends with Human Resources. Here's the phone number.
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 11:42PM (Unverified) said

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But I don't have a real phone. The company phone you gave me looks like this:

http://www.bigfootsden.com/store.items/m&m.candy.disk.phone.jpg

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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 11:45PM (Unverified) said

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I'm sorry, if you have any problems, please write a letter and mail to us.
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 11:47PM (Unverified) said

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But... But...
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 11:50PM (Unverified) said

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I'm sorry, but Human Resources don't handle with human problems. Now please return to work.

GUARD!!!
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 11:52PM (Unverified) said

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NOOOooooo....
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 11:56PM (Unverified) said

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I'm sorry, but you have exhausted the amount of O's you can use for the day, please pay the fee at your local human resources representative/torturer window.
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Posted: Jul 31st 2009 8:47PM (Unverified) said

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you do realize that yelling counts as 2 breathes right?

I hope you were using your own oxygen for that
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 10:09PM jhowlett said

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can't wait to see what i can unlock.
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 10:11PM Haggard said

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It's sackboy, but fuzzier!
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Posted: Jul 30th 2009 5:36PM Special Agent Steve said

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That's on the back of the box.
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 10:13PM Mr Khan said

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Does this game have the exact same name as the PS3 LBP?
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 10:14PM Wiizer said

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Yes, except subtract PS3 and add PSP which equals..

LittleBigPlanet PSP
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 10:16PM RKN said

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If you say the PS3 and PSP don't have games, your still living in a cave and/or crazy and/or Sprinkles. Sprinkles is now an adjective, it has been proclaimed!
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 10:20PM Marius said

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he is starting to become a distant memory
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 10:21PM Tre said

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In that case, all the bullies and freaks here at 7th Circle (of Heck) Middle School are so totally Sprinkles.
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 10:28PM Angry Frank said

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LBP isn't my cup of tea, personally...but I think it's a very welcome development that Sony's developing more "crosstalk" features between their consoles and handhelds. They have a lot to gain if they include "integration" with more of their franchises.

I'm crossing my fingers for a Gran Turismo PSP-to-5 crosstalk feature.
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Posted: Jul 30th 2009 12:36AM SheppyReturns said

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I think GTP-5 crosstalk is assured.
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Posted: Jul 30th 2009 10:04AM Haggard said

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I think it's a terrible idea. Forcing customers to buy the same game handheld and console to unlock content that they already put on the disc. How is this any different from paying $5 to unlock an on-disc character in a fighting game?
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Posted: Jul 30th 2009 7:40PM Roxas560 said

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noones forcing you to buy anything
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Posted: Jul 31st 2009 10:35AM Angry Frank said

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@Baron

Because with the handheld, you get a full game's worth of gaming rather than a simple paid unlock which just shortens the time you spend on the one system you have.

But what EMF said, nobody's forcing you.
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 10:50PM Sly C said

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LBP portable just doesn't seem like LBP to me. part of what stood out so much in LBP was how all the textures looked realistic. they don't here. :(
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 10:54PM Sly C said

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i'll still get it though...
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 11:47PM (Unverified) said

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It'll be cool having it in a portable format. Easier to show your mates all of the neat things you can do in it that way.
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Posted: Jul 30th 2009 3:54PM GErvy said

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I agree partially... but:
1) It's a PSP, not a PS3. It can't render those types of graphics.
2) Pics are from beta, I'm hoping it will get much better

I'm still looking forward to it. LBP is a fun game.
Ever since getting a "gaming" PC (though not for gaming), and moving to PC based games, I've ignored my PS3 for a long while (especially as I'm getting bored of the same recycled crap. LBP is the only game I retunr to over and over and can't wait to be able to play it where ever I go.

Then again.... Had MM made the game Remote-Play capable, I would have creamed for that feature.


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Posted: Jul 30th 2009 12:35AM No Kill Tayler said

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This is what I get for seeling my game to buy up fat princess and killzone 2....
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Posted: Jul 30th 2009 12:47AM neoXmahi said

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There's a trend I'm starting to see, that I really don't like. But first, though the PSP/PS3 thing is doing some good, its not what I'd expected to see or heard what was to be done. I figured you'd be playing Gran Turismo and your PSP would be sitting right in front and in the center of your television. As you'd drive, you could look down at your PSP and use it as your rear view mirror or if you were playing (can't use Splinter Cell) Metal Gear, you could view your map from your PSP, or similar to how Crystal Chronicles did it, and even before then the Dreamcast with Resident Evil 2's VMU, you could view your status right there without having to go into the menu. I'm still waiting for that.

As far as this trend goes, its making me nervous. I can't figure out why, but, Sony wants its PlayStation 3 to be a success, no? So, we're seeing Metal Gear Solid 4, Little Big Planet, Gran Turismo, LittleBigPlanet and Valkyrie Chronicles thrive on the PlayStation 3 (Not really Gran Turismo yet.) But, then the developers say, "boy, that was a lot of work. Need something simpler. Now we're seeing they're sequels downgrade. Kojima claims Metal Gear Solid: Peacewalker is Metal Gear Solid 5, its on the PSP. Gran Turismo brings a sequel, on PSP? LittleBigPlanet... Portalble? Valkyrie Chronicles was visually stunning and its going to have a sequel! But... Its sequel is on PSP? What's happening?
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Posted: Jul 30th 2009 12:57AM No Kill Tayler said

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We still have MG:Rising. Gran Turismo 5, and supposed LBP2 in the works. And I believe their turning the PSP into a Portable PS3.
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Posted: Jul 30th 2009 1:58AM scy1192 said

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Congratulations, Sony! The PSP is now as good as a GBA
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Posted: Jul 30th 2009 5:09AM Premature ejaculation man said

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I think I want a GBA now.
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Posted: Jul 30th 2009 6:27AM Babel said

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Bought a Game Boy Micro a few weeks back. There are so many nifty little games that you can get for cheap, and it's nice to go back to the simplicity of a d-pad and four buttons.
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Posted: Aug 1st 2009 6:30PM (Unverified) said

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just like geometry wars galaxies con wii and ds
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Posted: Jul 30th 2009 11:02AM (Unverified) said

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dlc will sell it for me
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Posted: Jul 31st 2009 8:10AM (Unverified) said

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"Sony also confirmed plans for a PlayStation Network demo of the game. For the millions of PSP owners that don't have a PS3, this will undoubtedly the very first taste they get of LBP's "Play, Create, Share" motto."

That's me!
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