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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 1:20PM lonecow said

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Will Bill Gates become the new Dead Space Girl?

Posted: Jul 29th 2009 2:31PM Drago Dracini said

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no, shut up, don't even say it.
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 2:58PM Draken Stark said

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:D
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 3:04PM Alasdair said

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This looks shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and from having seen many shops in my time.
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 4:15PM seriousam7 said

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Well this http://fc09.deviantart.com/fs24/f/2008/020/9/d/Shoop_da_whoop_hitler_by_darnasis.jpg looks shooped. I can tell from some of the lazors and from shoopin a few whoops in my time.
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 4:54PM (Unverified) said

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I wouldn't mind that one bit. Mr. Gate's face (at least in that picture) isn't that bad to look at. DSG is just fugly and annoying to see.

inb4 downvote for hating DSG
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 1:22PM Flo said

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I live in arizona. It sucks =/

Posted: Jul 29th 2009 1:38PM BPMOmega XBL PSN Steam said

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I live in Arizona, too. I think it's okay.
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 1:40PM StrangeBum said

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I also live in Arizona, and I think it's alright for the most part. Thing I hate the most is how far west I am, Waddell....it's boring as all shit out here.
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 1:42PM MarkezJM said

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I don't live in AZ, but used to have a customer at my old job in Buckeye... That sure seems like a fun part of AZ...
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 1:47PM rTwelve said

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Scottsdale is the OC of Arizona, so this article's joke works on another level.



And Buckeye sucks.
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 1:53PM MarkezJM said

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Yes, it certainly seemed to last time I visited them :P
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 4:00PM MarkHawk said

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I live in Arizona too. It's not a bad place to live. I could do with some more rain clouds...

I'm guessing this mall is going to go in the Scottsdale mall. That's a shame. I think it would be better suited for the Tempe outdoor mall. It's a much better place to be on the weekend with all the free shows plus the night life in Arizona. idk, what do you guys think.
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 4:07PM (Unverified) said

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It'd probably be suited for Foothills Mall in Tucson, seeing as that's where an Apple store is...
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 4:30PM Cena said

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I live in Arizona, too. The teenagers are beautiful here, too. XD

(And at least it's not at Ghettocent- Metrocenter in Phoenix. XP

Maybe at Arrowhead in Glendale, but that might not be smart, considering they have an Apple store there. XD)
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 4:50PM AlvinRod said

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I live in Arizona, and it DOES suck, well, atleast where I live
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 5:12PM StrangeBum said

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I would think the best places for this to go would be Biltmore Fashion Park or in the Tempe Marketplace like MarkHawk said. And I will say, there are plenty of places here that really do suck.

The art scene here is lagging too, First Friday rocks....but I need more than one day a month to check out the local artist fare.

I used to live downtown Phx....wished I lived more North...like Flagstaff
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Posted: Jul 30th 2009 3:03AM BPMOmega XBL PSN Steam said

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It's okay to say Ghettocenter, Cena. I used to work there. Everyone knows what a craphole it's become. :|
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 1:22PM (Unverified) said

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He's tough because he wears a leather jacket. Serious Business.

Posted: Jul 29th 2009 1:22PM dantebk said

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"Don't call it that."

Posted: Jul 29th 2009 1:23PM copa said

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Now we know where Sprinkles is holding his next birthday party. And everyone here is invited!

http://slashdot.org/story/09/07/25/1927226/Celebrate-Your-Next-Birthday-At-the-Microsoft-Store

Posted: Jul 29th 2009 1:24PM cbarrentos said

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this article needs more Dead Space Girl.

Posted: Jul 29th 2009 1:25PM clay said

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Isn't Scottsdale the birthplace of Microsoft?

Posted: Jul 29th 2009 1:28PM (Unverified) said

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pretty much all you need to know about The OC

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JD9iJgFBxbE

Posted: Jul 29th 2009 1:32PM Arsenic13 said

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Why not somewhere more populated? Why not NYC?

Posted: Jul 29th 2009 1:41PM StormEagle said

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Yeah. Right across the street from Nintendo World. It'd be on!
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Posted: Jul 30th 2009 1:48AM Riley said

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or maybe one of the many apple stores...
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 1:35PM Dirty said

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Scottsdale fashion square already has a sony store. I hope that they place the microsoft store across the food court as to have west side story-esc gang fights.

Posted: Jul 29th 2009 1:41PM MarkezJM said

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It'd likely just end up looking like this does towards the end of the clip - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnUws1mCMuc
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 1:45PM StormEagle said

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Would you walk between the stores methodically snapping your fingers in some sort of dramatic pulsating rhythm, as if to say "bring it"?
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 1:50PM Dirty said

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Then a geek squad beetle would come tearing through throwing cheap dell laptops at both sides.

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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 1:56PM (Unverified) said

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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 4:10PM Zorink said

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Dirty-
I say we go there and start something
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 1:39PM phobic99 said

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♫♫ CALIFOOOOOOOOOOOONIA!!!! ♫♫

Posted: Jul 29th 2009 1:44PM MarkezJM said

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Mission Viejo is a convenient enough location, but I don't quite follow why I'd be compelled to go check the store out :P Maybe if they had schweet deals on MS points, buuuuut I doubt it.

Posted: Jul 29th 2009 1:54PM joshua nash said

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what they couldn't open one in washington state, way to stab you home state in the back MS

Posted: Jul 29th 2009 1:59PM Joeybeast said

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they'll have mice, keyboards, window vista, xbox, zune and... big ass table?

Posted: Jul 29th 2009 2:03PM (Unverified) said

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One of my jobs is right across the street from fashion square. Scottsdale is definitely the "beautiful people" section of the phoenix metro area. I'm happy they are finally realizing how big phoenix is getting and were finally getting some attention from the video game publishers.

Posted: Jul 29th 2009 2:15PM dabamf said

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Bring on the Imogen Heap song...

Oooohhhh whatcha sayayyy?????????

Posted: Jul 29th 2009 2:17PM (Unverified) said

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this makes me wanna break out my old OC seasons

Posted: Jul 29th 2009 2:27PM Daman09 said

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Living in orange county, ca, I can gladly tell everyone that it's not as glamourous as people think it is.

Pardon my bad spelling, I am typing this on my iPhone while driving my gold hummer. ;)

Posted: Jul 29th 2009 2:33PM piopio said

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they better have a Surface table for people to play with

Posted: Jul 29th 2009 4:02PM Dshark said

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Haha Dead Space Bill.

Posted: Jul 29th 2009 4:39PM (Unverified) said

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It'll be at the new Scottsdale Quarter, across the street from Kierland.

Posted: Jul 29th 2009 11:40PM rTwelve said

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No, source clearly states Fashion Square.


But having it at Quarter facing off against the new Apple Store in one of the richest news retail areas in town?

Seriously I drove up there and nearly hit a Maserati. Nothing but luxury vehicles.
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 5:24PM maisp said

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"(Sorry, we don't have any jokes to make about the Arizona location. Nobody ever made a show about sexy teenagers there.)"

Don't forget about "Hey Dude!" Used to play on Nickelodeon when I was a kid. Of course it took place near Tucson, I believe.

Posted: Jul 29th 2009 7:14PM Bik72 said

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sweet i live in mv and i guess they will be opening next to the apple store in the mission viejo mall

Posted: Jul 29th 2009 8:06PM ViciousBastard said

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what about NYC!? the capital of the world!

Posted: Jul 29th 2009 8:39PM Mazrael said

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pft... no way.. the capital is Birmingham, it's in London, near England.. So said an American student..
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 8:44PM ViciousBastard said

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what!? never heard of it, we have the U.N among other things what do u have!?...seriously is that a suburb of london?
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