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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 12:06AM DeepFriedSushi said

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LOL this chick is in every damn videogame movie.

Max Payne, Hitman, and Quantum of Solace (ya.. i know but close enough)

and now Prince of Persia.
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 12:08AM DeepFriedSushi said

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whoops spoke too soon its not her. but she is in QoS
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 12:15AM (Unverified) said

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I think you meant Olga Kuryoelyn----Olga Gurlurkovich
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 12:54AM DeepFriedSushi said

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ya, in that pic she looks like olga more than gemma so i got a lil confused when i searched her.
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 1:18AM Ballistic H said

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She played the redhead in Quantum of Solace that got drowned in oil.
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 12:11AM Yatcho said

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Hmm, I don't remember the "running while looking wet and attractive" part of Sands of Time.

Care to refresh my memory?
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 12:13AM (Unverified) said

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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 12:18AM (Unverified) said

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@ WREturns

What. The. Hell.
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 12:23AM MarkezJM said

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I thought we were friends, WRE. Now, I think you're just a scourge on the human race. Orrrr, perhaps just the hetero 'stiq commenters. Not that there's anything wrong with your muscled, um, dudes, but... Well... SERIOUSLY WTF, WHERE ARE YOU WHEN I NEED YOU YOUTUBE AGE VERIFYING THINGYSTOPMYFROMSEEINGTHATTHINGAMADOODLE?!?!
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 12:31AM Cheesus Crust said

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DUDE! WTF!
Please put NSFW tags next time or something lol
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 12:33AM Wiizer said

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THOSE GUYS AREN'T PERSIAN!

:O
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 12:48AM Roto13 said

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Way to overreact, dudes.
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 1:14AM Sly C said

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markez, you have to admit, it's nowhere near what panda did to us. *shivers*

i miss that sonuvabitch.
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 1:29AM MarkezJM said

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Dear lord you're right *shivers* Please, lets just move on and pretend it never happened.
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 1:41AM (Unverified) said

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I'm scared to ask, but what exactly did Panda do?
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 1:46AM MarkezJM said

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Just as I cannot help myself from continuing to read after I see a clear *SPOILER* warning, so too cannot I not help myself from checking out a link someone posts into their comment.

That said, SLY DON'T YOU DARE SPEAK SAID LINK'S NAME GATDAMMIT, LEST OTHERS SUFFER OUR FATE
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 1:49AM Sly C said

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the 3 most horrible thing a straight man could ever watch (1st being 2 girls 1 cup and 2nd being your parents having sex). you said you're gay right? it might not negatively affect you then... if you really want to know, message me at

lionofthebattlefield @yahoo .com
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 1:50AM Sly C said

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*3rd most

and markez,, i won't tell anyone on the main comment thread here, but i will give it to the curious. you know what they say - curiosity burned the cat's eyes.
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 1:52AM (Unverified) said

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They way you guys are acting, I rather not know, thank you.

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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 11:43AM The Monarch said

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FUCK
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Posted: Jul 31st 2009 5:03AM Bandit5317 said

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FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHY DID I GOOGLE IT?!!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 12:21AM (Unverified) said

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Really liking this movie, it might....


*suspenseful music*


...be good.
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 10:43AM AsherR said

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*SLAP*
GET AHOLD OF YOURSELF MAN!

Ah what the hell, you're right.
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 12:21AM Marius said

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looks like both are looking at each others privates
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 12:27AM (Unverified) said

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If I were the girl I would definitely be looking at Jake Gyllenhaal's privates, and if I were Jake Gyllenhaal I would definitely be looking at my own privates.
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 12:32AM Marius said

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are you coming out or something?
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 12:34AM Wiizer said

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Longhorn, you always know just the right thing to say...
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 12:35AM (Unverified) said

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He's not coming out of closet, he's bursting right out of it.
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 1:14AM Sly C said

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are you guys just now figuring out WRE's sexuality? didn't the avatar give it away to you months ago?

j/k.
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 12:31AM Deschain said

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wow. He actually looks Persian...sorta
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 12:53AM Kuroyume said

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not really... it looks like the average Medieval Europe setting from the clothes they are wearing...
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 2:05AM arkweld said

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looks like they just took part in a MTV video for a New Romantic revival.
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 2:19AM Deschain said

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yeah that's probably more accurate.
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 1:08AM (Unverified) said

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Except hot. And wet. And a girl.
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 1:12AM einhanderkiller said

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That picture is orange.
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 1:20AM Ballistic H said

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Color focused like in all Jerry Bruckheimer movies.
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 1:21AM Wiizer said

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Oh, don't worry. It's the spray tan washing off.
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 1:23AM Sly C said

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HIYO!
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 1:21AM Ballistic H said

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Does her clothes go transparent when wet?
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 6:45AM Wesscoast said

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Shrine to Maggie Gyllenhal's brother?

How... gay do you think your readers are, Joy... uh... stiq?
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 5:57AM (Unverified) said

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Check out second Empire magazine picture.

Jake's hair is terrible and he's not cute at all.
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 8:29AM (Unverified) said

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This movie wasn't so good back when it was called "The Scorpion King". Maybe it'll be better this time around.
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 8:38AM Snake Robot Podium said

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Whoa, it looks like the Madden cover. Hopefully it will at least be a feast for the eyes.
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 9:50AM User Formerly Known as Dave said

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Well, at least they glued some hair to his chest.
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