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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 5:29PM (Unverified) said

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Love the photoshop work. :)
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 8:42PM (Unverified) said

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I agree. I couldn't tell what the big white text said for quite some time. "MENS ROOM."
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Posted: Jul 31st 2009 4:13AM (Unverified) said

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I agree also. Excellent link to the smallest of comments made at the end of the interview, but then i guess that's what you guys do best, extrapolating the smallest of details, congrats
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 5:29PM MystileArmor said

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Who would win in a fight? Jack Bauer or Sam Fisher?

Correct answer: Chuck Norris.
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 5:32PM (Unverified) said

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You got that answer from Sam Raimi on a blog didn't you?
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 5:41PM (Unverified) said

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no, he found Jack Bauer and Sam Fisher's severed head in fat Megan Fox's bathwater with a note on them saying "Property of Chuck Norris"
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 5:50PM Ryuk said

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can someone please fill me in on this Sam Raimi and Megan Fox bathwater thing? I feel so left out :/
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 5:55PM Uphillbothways said

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Do you mean to say that Jack was using Sam's head for vile purposes while in bathwater and fantasizing about Chuck,
Or that Chuck threw Sam's head at Jack while he was in Fat Fox's bathwater and left a note to say, "Yeah, I did that shit,"
Or that Jack and Sam do in fact share a head?
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 5:59PM (Unverified) said

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DAMN YOU ENGLISH LANGUAGE! DAMN YOU TO HELL


KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 6:04PM MarkezJM said

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Well Moptimus, *puts on sunglasses* looks like you just conjugated yourself red-handed.

YEEEA - wait, wait I'm not doing something right...
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 6:19PM (Unverified) said

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looks like you

*puts on sunglasses*

forgot to make a joke

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 6:23PM (Unverified) said

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Well Joystiq, it looks like the guys....

*puts on glasses*

....just lost their funny bones.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 6:25PM (Unverified) said

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looks like Archi

*puts on sunglasses*

just cut us down to size

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 6:50PM (Unverified) said

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Well, Moptimus, it looks like Manly....

*puts on glasses*

....just got the last laugh.


YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 7:00PM (Unverified) said

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looks like this is one

*puts on sunglasses*

killer joke

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHNNNNNNGGGGG

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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 7:05PM MystileArmor said

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Who are you people? What's going on? Where am I?
Why are there severed heads in my bathtub?
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 7:15PM (Unverified) said

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Well, it looks like Mystile just got some.....

*puts on sunglasses*

....underwater head.


YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

[too much]
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 7:46PM petepete said

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it seems like the correct answer may be david caruso?
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 5:30PM Hyams said

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I hope it does eventually come to the PS3, because the gameplay trailer was all kinds of badass.
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 5:34PM (Unverified) said

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Well with the title of Badass: The Game, it damn better be.
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 5:34PM (Unverified) said

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badass is the new generic - Gears 2 and Ninja Gaiden 2 are the main culprits, same gameplay, mo major upgrade in graphics and same quality of story (or lack of), but simply add lots more blood and call it "badass"
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 5:37PM Tre said

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Well, an action game without the "bad donkey" (i don't cuss) lead is doomed from the start due to the fact that people are attracted to bad donkeys.
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 5:42PM (Unverified) said

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I think this may be a delayed exclusive on the PS3.
I am more worried about whether the stealth mechanics are going to to be submerged by all the new action stuff - not too many good stealth games around. Though at least they have put a lot of time on this game, and they are not rushing it - I feel pretty sure they delayed this game not because they were scared of CoD6, but because they are going to polish this game until its perfect
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 6:01PM (Unverified) said

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This "sexual intercourse with a mother" game looks "god dang" "bad donkey"!!!
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 5:32PM (Unverified) said

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Well, at least they cant blame the PS3 and its "complicated architecture" for the game taking 4 years to complete
And if they are about to hit alpha now, there was no point in announcing the original release data because there is no way they could have got it out in 2-3 months.
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 5:49PM IronArcher said

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Either way, they can talk about using all the power of the 360 and all. Conviction still doesn't look as good as Uncharted 2. Hell, it might not even play as good either, with the scripted kill system they're setting up.
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 6:15PM (Unverified) said

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Hrmm... 18 months... 4 years... 18 months.... four....... years....

Hrmmm. I need to run some calculations. I'll be back in an hour.
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Posted: Jul 30th 2009 10:35AM Gamer X said

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Cheese:

"Either way, they can talk about using all the power of the 360 and all. Conviction still doesn't look as good as Uncharted 2. Hell, it might not even play as good either, with the scripted kill system they're setting up."

1) Uncharted looks nice.. but theres no way it's light years beyond this title like you make it out to be. Splinter Cell Conviction is a gorgeous game!! 2) EVERYTHING plays better on the 360. The PS3 controller is a joke. They should go back to the boomerang design cause that's all that thing is good for.
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Posted: Jul 31st 2009 2:16PM arrrgh said

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man, cheese are you ever off base.
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 5:42PM Johnnynumber5 is powered by cell said

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Timed exclusive confirmed.
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 5:45PM MarkezJM said

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Soooooo... Natal would know if you shit your pants annnnnnnd then Sam Fisher would too? Natal and bowel control do not belong that close together in the headline :P
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 5:50PM Snowblind said

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Can't wait to see how the expressions work in the next Fable then.
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 5:52PM Chris DPSN AggieCEO XBLThe Aggi said

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it might be on PlayStation once again.....dunno if MS gave them THAT much money/"Promotions" to keep it Exclusive for long....it might be a year until its on PS3 in my mind...if not by then then no biggie, I still have a 360 for just this reason...
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 5:55PM Snowblind said

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Well unlike most MS exclusives, this doesn't seem to be any kind of deal or timed exclusive partnership kind of thing. It's just the developers not wanting to make it on the PS3..

Same reason we haven't seen MGS4 on the 360, not because of Sony stopping it but because of the developers wanting to stick to one system.
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 6:06PM (Unverified) said

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Snowblind might be wrong, except that, Steve Masters can't deny it.

This most likely means that it's a timed exclusive. Besides, Splinter Cell: Conviction is already confirmed as coming out on the PC. So it's already not an exclusive.
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 6:05PM Chris DPSN AggieCEO XBLThe Aggi said

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Well I dunno how long this have been in Development(Looks GREAT) but MGS4 was in Development for like 4+ years...I can understand WHY he Chose to focus on ONE system, Of Course now because of Rising there will be the comparison of MGS4 to that and people will have something to say if it doesnt look as good...
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 6:19PM Mr Khan said

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In this case it relies on the strength of leverage of the developer itself. Much like how Kojima's great leverage kept Konami from doing the obvious thing, the designer of this game would have to make that campaign against porting to the big execs at Ubisoft.

Do they have the strength? Only time will tell
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 6:39PM Chris DPSN AggieCEO XBLThe Aggi said

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at the same time the CEO of Ubisoft has been talking a lot of shit....so he might NOT allow for it to be ported to PS3...at the same time Assassins Creed is going to sell good on PS3 due to the PSP connectivity....
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 6:13PM (Unverified) said

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damn thts alot to read
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 6:15PM (Unverified) said

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I know right? I mean, its almost 5 whole paragraphs! What is this, Some kind of novel?
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 6:19PM (Unverified) said

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Man, I can't even read your post witho-
*gives up*
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 6:20PM Omega2k3 said

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Seeing as how you couldn't manage to completely type "that's", I think you might want to shut your mouth.
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 6:43PM Chris DPSN AggieCEO XBLThe Aggi said

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You Guys Read?!?!??! I just look at the pictures and figure out the article from there
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 6:48PM (Unverified) said

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@CHRIS D
reason why i love comics
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 6:33PM (Unverified) said

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poop breaks CONFIRMED for splinter cell conviction
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 6:46PM (Unverified) said

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Hey so long as I don't have to go on mandates or discover the dangers of drunk driving I'm good.
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 6:50PM Shadowbender said

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Assassin's Creed with Natal. Boom baby, that would be awesome.
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 7:26PM whylekat said

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"Finally, Masters fielded our most pressing question ... Who would win in a fight: Sam Fisher or Jack Bauer? Masters emphatically declared Fisher the clear favorite given his superior sneaking abilities. But if the match-up was limited to a 24-hour time frame? "Bauer does have tremendous bowel control," Masters conceded. "I think that might be the tipping point in this battle." "

Obviously Sam Fisher!! come on, for the first time people actually think Michael Ironside is cool! People who aren't into sci-fi or command & conquer anyway..

Total Recall is so badass!!
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 8:07PM (Unverified) said

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So ... 'really' then.
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