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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 11:47AM zx3junglist said

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Who writes these crap game storylines?
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 11:55AM Haggard said

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Rhianna Pratchett.
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Posted: Jul 30th 2009 1:10AM s ls said

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yea that chick on the top of joystiq.
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Posted: Jul 30th 2009 1:34AM Sly C said

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she's on top? SWEET. i like the bottom. :D
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Posted: Jul 30th 2009 1:41AM (Unverified) said

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I hope you realize Sly, that you just admitted you're a bottom.
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Posted: Jul 30th 2009 1:45AM DeepFriedSushi said

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... he kept his armor on for it.
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Posted: Jul 30th 2009 2:52AM BPMOmega XBL PSN Steam said

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Gotta have protection, dood.
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Posted: Jul 30th 2009 3:24AM Sly C said

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i'm an ass sometimes, so sue me!
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Posted: Jul 30th 2009 11:14AM StrikeFear13 said

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ArchiGamer.. What, might I ask, is wrong with being a bottom? :P
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Posted: Jul 30th 2009 3:29PM Vandell said

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Congrats, BPMOmega. Comment of the year.
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Posted: Aug 26th 2009 5:23PM (Unverified) said

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... Seriously?
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 1:33PM Danthok said

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Who knew this award even existed?
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 1:42PM The Punisher said

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That's every teen-aged boy's dream!
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Posted: Jul 29th 2009 2:45PM whylekat said

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...to be a Dark Overlord and control a bunch of annoying gremlins riding wolves & spiders?
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Posted: Jul 30th 2009 1:21AM mezzaninex said

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@ whylekat

That and to have consensual sex with 3 women at the same time.
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Posted: Jul 30th 2009 4:50AM (Unverified) said

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Who needs consent??

I keed i keeeeddd....
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Posted: Jul 30th 2009 7:43PM Lokust said

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Why did Captain Underpants get downrated?

That makes perfect sense.
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Posted: Jul 30th 2009 1:03AM Sly C said

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wait, wasn't this posted before?
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Posted: Jul 30th 2009 1:11AM GCountach said

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I do recall seeing it before, right above the post about getting 10 bucks for buying all summer XBLA games, but it appears they've removed that one to cover their tracks.
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Posted: Jul 30th 2009 1:13AM StrikeMan said

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AOL needs the ad revenue, and having "sex scene" in the headline will certainly help that.

Just kidding.

(A little.)
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Posted: Jul 30th 2009 3:26AM Sly C said

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they didn't remove it, they moved it. there were 7 comments on the original, those 7 transferred over to this new one. i remember ESC's for sure.
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Posted: Jul 30th 2009 1:08AM (Unverified) said

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LOL at the Sex tag.
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Posted: Jul 30th 2009 1:21AM Jerk Face said

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That was physically fucking painful.
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Posted: Jul 30th 2009 1:22AM (Unverified) said

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And you know this, how exactly?
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Posted: Jul 30th 2009 2:53AM BPMOmega XBL PSN Steam said

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Because of how much the ground was shaking.

I know some people like it rought... but Goddamn!
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Posted: Jul 30th 2009 10:14PM (Unverified) said

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what bout the sex scene in hills have eyes 2 the whole room was shaking stuff was falling from the cieling seems like a fun night
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Posted: Jul 30th 2009 1:31AM BigD145 said

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If it's SFW, it's not a sex scene.
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Posted: Jul 30th 2009 1:35AM superberg said

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And people wonder why no one takes video games seriously. This was neither funny nor titillating. I found the early bits of the first Overlord amusing, though I lost interest in the game itself fairly quickly. If this is what I didn't get to see, I didn't miss much.
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Posted: Jul 30th 2009 1:40AM Mayne Event said

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That's exactly how you establish sex as a legitimate, socially acceptable facet of video game narrative... >_>
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Posted: Jul 30th 2009 1:55AM (Unverified) said

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FAIL
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Posted: Jul 30th 2009 1:59AM freaparn said

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...giggity?
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Posted: Jul 30th 2009 10:21AM (Unverified) said

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oh right
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Posted: Jul 30th 2009 10:30AM (Unverified) said

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Sorry I meant "all right" : (
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Posted: Jul 30th 2009 1:47PM hyamzy said

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quagmire saying fail to sex? what is wrong with you?
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Posted: Jul 30th 2009 2:50AM (Unverified) said

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That's it? Whats so special..I think God of war better scene
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Posted: Jul 30th 2009 2:49AM petepete said

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why is this posted again?
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Posted: Jul 30th 2009 2:53AM (Unverified) said

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An hour for four woman, you know some serious nerds think that's a long time. That might be just beyond the average for one woman but for four women you have to up it for all four. Otherwise get out of the bedroom and let TafUub show you how it's done.
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Posted: Jul 30th 2009 11:43AM (Unverified) said

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Ok virgin.
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Posted: Jul 30th 2009 6:38AM (Unverified) said

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stop encouraging sex in games GOD OF WAR 3 NEEDS SUM EIGHT SUM
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Posted: Jul 30th 2009 8:04AM Captain Underpants and the Bring said

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god of war 3 will have kratos in a stadium full of womens.
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Posted: Jul 30th 2009 7:33AM (Unverified) said

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Ha what a cool game.
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Posted: Jul 30th 2009 9:17AM Mayor West said

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It would be kinkier if the minions joined in.
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Posted: Jul 30th 2009 11:42AM (Unverified) said

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How many are we talking?
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Posted: Jul 30th 2009 12:06PM WiredKnight said

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All of 'em.
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Posted: Jul 30th 2009 9:22AM mrmobius said

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Princess Peach kissing Mario at the end of Super Mario 64 was closer to a sex scene than that. What a load of rubbish. No wonder gaming isn't seen as a legitimate form of artistic media.
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Posted: Jul 30th 2009 11:01PM davek said

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Princess Peach never did display such voluminous cleavage, or give Mario acutely suggestive looks, or suggest that nearby nubile nymphs join in.

And that is just as well.
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Posted: Jul 30th 2009 10:00AM Gemini Ace said

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I'd hit it.
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Posted: Jul 30th 2009 10:04AM bimmy said

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"And people wonder why no one takes video games seriously."

yup.....it's because of scenes like this....and also because they're games
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Posted: Jul 30th 2009 10:25AM (Unverified) said

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I've seen porno's with a better script and acting than that...
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Posted: Jul 30th 2009 10:30AM CobraClutch said

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"We couldn't have done it without you."

I beg to differ.
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