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Posted: Jul 31st 2009 5:33PM Flo said

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Too bad no body cares about his opinion.

Posted: Jul 31st 2009 6:10PM (Unverified) said

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What is it going to take for you damn people working for joystiq to stop posting this guys shit?! You are all well aware everyone hates pachter and his OPINIONS are complete trash.

FFS JOYSTIQ STOP POSTING HIS SHIT. ENOUGH ALREADY!!!!
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Posted: Jul 31st 2009 6:37PM (Unverified) said

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Is today Pachter day? That must mean tomorrow is DSG day!
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Posted: Jul 31st 2009 5:35PM (Unverified) said

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I'm speechless...

Posted: Jul 31st 2009 5:35PM McWilly said

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Go fucking figure.

Posted: Jul 31st 2009 5:35PM (Unverified) said

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That picture is awesome.

Posted: Jul 31st 2009 5:36PM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said

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Pachter is God. All kneel before him or he will predict your slow, painful, demise.

Posted: Jul 31st 2009 7:08PM Dextro said

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I for one welcome our Patcher overlord.
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Posted: Jul 31st 2009 5:36PM (Unverified) said

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2001 A Space Odyssey was awesome, but i never saw 2010.

Things keep slipping to 2010 because devs bite off more than they can chew, probably due to publishers prodding them with sticks to work faster.

Posted: Jul 31st 2009 5:53PM KinseySS said

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I'm pretty sure its a Photoshopped 2012 picture
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Posted: Jul 31st 2009 6:17PM Courtney said

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Yeah, that's not a cut from 2010, but on that topic, it's a great movie. Not as philosophical or deep per se, but quite a bit more approachable. Definitely aimed at more of a mainstream audience.
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Posted: Jul 31st 2009 5:36PM SCV said

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NEEDS MOAR DSG!

Posted: Jul 31st 2009 5:37PM (Unverified) said

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durr look at Pachter say the obvious again durrrrrrrrrrrrr

Posted: Jul 31st 2009 5:39PM Radical Dylan said

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Modern warfare 2, Left 4 dead 2, and assassin's creed 2 all come out in november...
I'm buying all three, but any other game that would come out in november is completely unknown to me... I have tunnel vision for these three...

Posted: Jul 31st 2009 5:41PM Shadowbender said

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What? You're not a fan of Pachter and his smug and pompous ways?

Posted: Jul 31st 2009 5:42PM Shadowbender said

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Dang it. Epic reply fail. That was meant as a reply to Moptimus Slime.
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Posted: Jul 31st 2009 5:46PM (Unverified) said

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guess I forgot /sarcasm
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Posted: Jul 31st 2009 5:49PM oOWallaceOo said

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Pachter predicts what Nintendo'nt

Posted: Jul 31st 2009 5:51PM ComicShaman said

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Patcher is the Professor Trelawny of gaming.

"I see it! Oh no..." said Michael Patcher today as he looked into his tea leaves and pulled his multi-colored scarves tight around his bony frame. "It is... the GRIM! A terrible fate awaits the game industry!

Posted: Jul 31st 2009 5:55PM KinseySS said

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Thats like seeing a fat kid standing in front of cake and predicting he's going to eat it.
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Posted: Jul 31st 2009 6:11PM Faceless Troll said

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"In the GRIM DARK distant future of the video-game industry, there is only MICHAEL PACHTER!"
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Posted: Jul 31st 2009 5:57PM Noxat said

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This could be a good thing (maybe not for the impatient though). More games pushed to Q1 2010 means a good number will be pushed to Q2 2010 filling out the entire year with decent titles instead of just late in the year. Developers/publishers won't rush games out the door to ship in 2010 knowing they can wait it out until 2011.

Posted: Jul 31st 2009 6:13PM Mr Khan said

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I think this mad rush for Q1 2010 is just them reacting to the many financial losses they took from the last holiday season, but them reacting poorly. The issue isn't so much the distribution of blockbusters, but the number of blockbuster's they're putting out.

Not every game needs to be as epic as they're trying to make them

Posted: Jul 31st 2009 6:47PM samfish said

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In terms of budget, maybe not so epic, but I don't think thet should stop shooting for the stars.

That said, it would be nice if they would get away from all of the silly Hollywood blockbuster-esque games and focus more on just making a fun, solid game.
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Posted: Jul 31st 2009 7:17PM Mr Khan said

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Exactly. I'm not saying they should be less ambitious, but they don't need to go for broke on production values, when excellent games can still be made for less.

Shadow Complex represents a good take on this, but it's a different case as a downloadable title.
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Posted: Jul 31st 2009 7:03PM (Unverified) said

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PACHTER ON THE SUN: "it's pretty hot"

Posted: Jul 31st 2009 7:05PM ChomskyKnows said

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water is wet.

Posted: Jul 31st 2009 7:07PM EJ A said

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Pachter just seems like he fired his PR handler and unleashed his god-complex to the world.

Posted: Jul 31st 2009 7:11PM Worsel said

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Is it just me, or is Pachter the John Madden of video game analysts?

Posted: Aug 1st 2009 9:15AM kevin949 said

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"So we all gathered here today to watch a great game of football and football is what's going to be played, did you know football isn't football in england it's soccer but they call it football. FOOTBALL, YA!"
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Posted: Jul 31st 2009 7:15PM JustFrozen said

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well, at least the comments are worth reading

Posted: Jul 31st 2009 7:22PM TOYBOXX said

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It won't be long until consumers will begin to slow down on the Activision in-take, so to speak, with such games as Rockband and the various big budget bundles that'll arrive here shortly. (Modern Warfare 2 - really nightvision goggles?) Instead we'll most likely see a spike in sales of casual games that are on Xbox Live Arcade and PSN because of it's low price and it's simplistic design and learning curve. And I hope that this trend will slow down soon. It'll make way for other developers to release they're products. Namely Dark Void.

Posted: Jul 31st 2009 9:26PM (Unverified) said

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XBL games aren't that cheap though. $10-15 and you can't sell them after you're done. You can get some pretty amazing old games for the same price, and have far more content, and you can sell them when you're done.

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Posted: Aug 2nd 2009 12:04AM (Unverified) said

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Don't dismiss his because he's Michael. I think it'd be healthy to think: "if this is epic fail, what wouldn't be?". I think that'd make for a more interesting comment. Peace guys.

Posted: Jul 31st 2009 8:24PM The Monarch said

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Well, that's an understatement

Posted: Jul 31st 2009 9:05PM chromekreeper said

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it actually sounds... right...

Posted: Jul 31st 2009 10:03PM TOYBOXX said

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@Charlie_Six

The point I was trying to make is that you'll find not alot of people can afford bundled games like Rockband or the more expensive Collectors Edition titles. Casual games are on the rise for a reason and it's because 1) they're cheap to buy, and 2) the games are alot of fun. Yes you can't get rid of XBLA or PSN games when your done with them. But neither can you get rid of the map packs or expansion DLC after the purchase. Them be the breaks when dealing with digital distribution services. People are trying to look for the best value in a video game that money can buy. Not saying that Rockband isn't of value but $150 is a bit steep no matter what game it is. This trend of bundled games will slow a bit in the future because of the price.

Posted: Aug 1st 2009 1:46AM CaramelZappa said

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Sick of hearing from Pachter.

Posted: Aug 1st 2009 3:05AM neoXmahi said

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Interesting. Joystiq has blocked me TWICE from posting this. But you can find it in my Blog on IGN.com. If hearing that Joystiq has blocked this post twice doesn't peak your interest, I don't know what will. Anyway, the Truth About Joystiqs Obssession with Michael Patcher.

http://blogs.ign.com/neoXmahi/2009/08/01/125979/

Posted: Aug 1st 2009 3:13AM neoXmahi said

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Gee, They're good. That's 3 times. Here ya go. Sorry about that.

http://blogs.ign.com/neoXmahi/

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