We'll try out some of the best ones and let you know how it works on Monday. We've got the puzzle right after the break, and if you're completely new to the concept, we've got you covered. Good luck!
We'll try out some of the best ones and let you know how it works on Monday. We've got the puzzle right after the break, and if you're completely new to the concept, we've got you covered. Good luck!
Reader Comments (610)
Posted: Jul 31st 2009 12:02PM (Unverified) said
First, summon a table.
Second, summon a rocket. Place it on the table.
Third, summon a flamethrower.
You know what to do.
Second, summon a rocket. Place it on the table.
Third, summon a flamethrower.
You know what to do.
Posted: Jul 31st 2009 12:02PM miquonranger03 said
Use a flamethrower to burn the wood. The end.
Alternately, use termites to eat the wood.
Alternately, use a wrecking ball.
Alternately, use the time machine to go back in time and destroy the entire Earth so that the wood would have never existed ever.
Alternately, use termites to eat the wood.
Alternately, use a wrecking ball.
Alternately, use the time machine to go back in time and destroy the entire Earth so that the wood would have never existed ever.
Posted: Jul 31st 2009 12:05PM miquonranger03 said
How do you get rid of wood?
Think about Margaret Thatcher naked.
*ba-dum-bum*
Hey, I'll be here all week.
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Think about Margaret Thatcher naked.
*ba-dum-bum*
Hey, I'll be here all week.
Posted: Jul 31st 2009 12:02PM Sinkwater said
Termites, earthquake, opera singer, and hurricane seem to be the most logical choices so far. I think the puzzle doesn't want anything to physically knock them over, so football players and bulls would probably count as "cheating."
My solution is to create a "zero-gravity machine" then turn it on. Once the bottles start floating around, turn it off :)
My solution is to create a "zero-gravity machine" then turn it on. Once the bottles start floating around, turn it off :)
Posted: Jul 31st 2009 12:03PM Shignami said
summon a vampire to scare the girl who will run away in a panic and knock the bottles over.
Posted: Jul 31st 2009 12:37PM (Unverified) said
Are you kidding, Girls now-a-days would go absolutely nutshit to meet a real life vampire..... but I guess that might still cause her to knock the bottles down
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Posted: Jul 31st 2009 12:04PM (Unverified) said
tree + lumberjack
Posted: Jul 31st 2009 12:04PM idiot said
make your own set of bottles and only pay attention to them. the original set will trip all over themselves to try to win you back.
done
done
Posted: Jul 31st 2009 12:05PM darkkn1te said
Make use of the butterfly effect. Send a butterfly back in time 2 months and across the ocean, so that its wings flapping causes a hurricane in the present, knocking over the bottles
Posted: Jul 31st 2009 12:05PM (Unverified) said
Ok this is what I'd do. First I'd need the following;
A horse.
A top hat.
A monacle.
A curly mustache.
A polo mallet.
And a wooden ball. (or I'd be assuming any ball would work.)
First I'd get on my horse with my polo mallet in hand. Put on my top hat, monacle, and curly mustache. Then I'd smach that ball straight into those bottles like any upstanding british gentleman would. Then, upon my success, I would strut around on my pony with a flag that I materialized from thin air... and probably make some friends and tea appear so we could hit up a party like they do in the eastern hemisphere.
A horse.
A top hat.
A monacle.
A curly mustache.
A polo mallet.
And a wooden ball. (or I'd be assuming any ball would work.)
First I'd get on my horse with my polo mallet in hand. Put on my top hat, monacle, and curly mustache. Then I'd smach that ball straight into those bottles like any upstanding british gentleman would. Then, upon my success, I would strut around on my pony with a flag that I materialized from thin air... and probably make some friends and tea appear so we could hit up a party like they do in the eastern hemisphere.
Posted: Jul 31st 2009 12:06PM (Unverified) said
Soccer hooligans then barfight
Posted: Jul 31st 2009 12:06PM ticookie said
toward, down, down-toward + punch
Posted: Jul 31st 2009 12:08PM (Unverified) said
Do a Barrel Roll!!
Posted: Jul 31st 2009 12:08PM somethingsomething said
I came up with a few. I didn't think there was a limit. I may even most more later...
1) Termites - eat the wood, bottles fall
2) Opera Singer - hopefully her singing will break the glass. Is that cheating?
3) Earthquake - duh
1) Termites - eat the wood, bottles fall
2) Opera Singer - hopefully her singing will break the glass. Is that cheating?
3) Earthquake - duh
Posted: Jul 31st 2009 12:08PM HasteMakesWaste said
opera singer. With the high pitched sound it will break and knock the bottles off OR you could summon a empty soda can and ...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYcWEpjmT_Y
STARLIGHT KICK
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYcWEpjmT_Y
STARLIGHT KICK
Posted: Jul 31st 2009 12:10PM DvoManG said
throw a baby at it
Posted: Jul 31st 2009 12:12PM DvoManG said
or maybe zero gravity gun ala portal.... damn that's a gun
Posted: Jul 31st 2009 12:12PM (Unverified) said
im guessing cheating maybe referring to knocking the bottles down without actually hitting them, i.e. destroying the tables.
here is my idea, build some stairs walk up and kick them... seems simple enough.
here is my idea, build some stairs walk up and kick them... seems simple enough.
Posted: Jul 31st 2009 12:12PM (Unverified) said
Or I'd put God on one side of the bottles and anti-Christ (or Death) on the other side. I'd like to see those bottles live through armegeddon.
Posted: Jul 31st 2009 12:12PM DaRabidDuckie said
Use termites to eat the table. The rules said nothing about removing the table to get the bottles off of them.
Posted: Jul 31st 2009 12:13PM cytorak said
Boulder
Posted: Jul 31st 2009 12:18PM (Unverified) said
1) Summon a Pacifier
2) Put it behind the wooden stand
3) Summon a Baby
4) Let the baby crawl into the stand, knocking over the bottles
2) Put it behind the wooden stand
3) Summon a Baby
4) Let the baby crawl into the stand, knocking over the bottles
Posted: Jul 31st 2009 12:20PM civilward said
baby and a slingshot
Posted: Jul 31st 2009 12:20PM lweeks816 said
An astroid hits them... Or an earthquake.. Or maybe call up some sort of wind god if thats even possible!
Posted: Jul 31st 2009 12:24PM (Unverified) said
Lots and lots of termites to eat the wood, thus destroying the table, thus knocking down the bottles. Then spawn an Aardvark to eat the termites.
Posted: Jul 31st 2009 12:21PM (Unverified) said
Opera singer
Posted: Jul 31st 2009 12:21PM somethingsomething said
All my first round ideas were taken. Oh well- this is better:
Liam Neeson + baseball
I'd put Darkman, but it's prob copyrighted. (for those not in the know, see second video here: http://www.avclub.com/articles/darkman,29912/ )
Liam Neeson + baseball
I'd put Darkman, but it's prob copyrighted. (for those not in the know, see second video here: http://www.avclub.com/articles/darkman,29912/ )
Posted: Jul 31st 2009 12:22PM afterburner1978 said
Wrecking Ball
Posted: Jul 31st 2009 12:22PM gambit410 said
bulldozer!
Posted: Jul 31st 2009 12:23PM BananaBoat said
I would walk over and kick the structure until the bottles fell off.
Sometimes the easiest solution is the best solution.
Sometimes the easiest solution is the best solution.
Posted: Jul 31st 2009 12:24PM chicken said
Gigantic turbine
Posted: Jul 31st 2009 12:26PM DuoIzumi said
Strong Wind, Earthquake, Glass Eating Monster that can fly, whip them down, throw termites on the stand and wait patiently, go to the future where the wood would've rotted away already, reverse gravity, throw a baseball like in the old days, etc etc
Posted: Jul 31st 2009 12:24PM MasterGouken said
Beaver
Posted: Jul 31st 2009 12:25PM McBrick said
Tetherball.
Posted: Jul 31st 2009 12:25PM (Unverified) said
Put a motorcycle helmet on a kitten. Use a leaf blower to fling the kitten at the bottles.
Posted: Jul 31st 2009 12:26PM (Unverified) said
Use a Time Machine to travel back to 1880.
Take out Lewis P. Whiteman, the man who first patented the commercial milk bottle.
Go back to the present.
No more milk bottles.
Take out Lewis P. Whiteman, the man who first patented the commercial milk bottle.
Go back to the present.
No more milk bottles.
Posted: Jul 31st 2009 1:21PM (Unverified) said
Summon: Tree.
Summon: Axe
Chop down tree with axe. Tree knocks over bottles.
Summon: Magic Umbrella
Summon: Volcano
Watch Volcano erupt and burn through the debris. Shield yourself from the lava with the magic umbrella.
There's no way this will work.
Summon: Axe
Chop down tree with axe. Tree knocks over bottles.
Summon: Magic Umbrella
Summon: Volcano
Watch Volcano erupt and burn through the debris. Shield yourself from the lava with the magic umbrella.
There's no way this will work.
Posted: Jul 31st 2009 12:26PM andkathleen said
Earthquake.
Posted: Jul 31st 2009 12:29PM KindredWarr said
1. TIme Machine
2. saw
3. Profit
Use the time machine to go back in time to before the wood could be used to make the table, so when you get back saw down every tree you possibly can, and kill everything to just to be safe, so this way no one will be left that can make the table, the bottles and maybe even the lady.
And Boom! Starite! .....maybe?
2. saw
3. Profit
Use the time machine to go back in time to before the wood could be used to make the table, so when you get back saw down every tree you possibly can, and kill everything to just to be safe, so this way no one will be left that can make the table, the bottles and maybe even the lady.
And Boom! Starite! .....maybe?
Posted: Jul 31st 2009 12:42PM (Unverified) said
sonic boom fart, or 'flatulence' if the word 'fart' doesn't work.
Posted: Jul 31st 2009 12:29PM (Unverified) said
I wonder what would happen if you slipped the lady a bribe of cash or jewels or something... Maybe she'd turn around and knock them down herself.
Posted: Jul 31st 2009 12:31PM (Unverified) said
Trampoline
Posted: Jul 31st 2009 12:33PM (Unverified) said
Opera singer to break the glass with her voice.
Posted: Jul 31st 2009 12:32PM vvu001 said
urkel
Posted: Jul 31st 2009 12:32PM SeaKnigge said
STEED.
There's my steed!
There's my steed!
Posted: Jul 31st 2009 12:33PM (Unverified) said
A beaver to gnaw the wood away, and possibly a ladder so the beaver can reach the higher wood poles.
Posted: Jul 31st 2009 12:33PM BatHobbit said
Create an ocean and then use an earthquake to generate a tidal wave.
Posted: Jul 31st 2009 12:33PM apoloimagod said
Vacuum generator :-P
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