Wet to slash and shoot retail on September 15

by David Hinkle { Jul 31st 2009 at 1:15PM }

Bethesda's new publishing arm is prepared to bring the Eliza Dushku-voiced, Artificial Mind and Movement-developed Wet to retail shelves in North America on September 15. Back at E3, we thought the game showed a lot of promise, yet the experience was kind of dampened by environmental inconsistencies. It's tough to be a super badass and stylishly murder countless goons when you barely have elbow room, you know?

Tags: a2m, artificial-mind-and-movement, bethesda, wet

Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)

sony boy @ Jul 31st 2009 1:17PM

please don't get delayed...

Arnie @ Jul 31st 2009 1:20PM

I might still get this if it gets even B on its reviews and drops to 40$ or less.

Bagels: Commander in Chief of the lolcat sarcasm alert force. @ Jul 31st 2009 2:16PM

Ditto. You could fuel an Airbus with my indifference.

captainprotonx @ Jul 31st 2009 1:21PM

I'm not expecting a hit from this one.

Marty @ Jul 31st 2009 1:23PM

She looks like a tanned Joanna Dark.

DaRabidDuckie @ Jul 31st 2009 3:36PM

And I have no problems with that.

ottoman673 @ Jul 31st 2009 1:24PM

Nah... i don't see this being good.

Actually, tbh: it looks like bethesda's rendition of devil may cry. and with Bayonetta coming, i really don't need another one.

captainprotonx @ Jul 31st 2009 1:29PM

My thing is I just don't want to see a woman killing everything in sight. Not appealing.

Anybody remember Kunoichi/Nightshade?

Misfit Toy @ Jul 31st 2009 1:33PM

Purchase pending decent reviews.

MLS @ Jul 31st 2009 1:35PM

Still looking forward to this. I haven't played a third person bullet time shoot-em-up since Max Payne 2, and I never got into Devil May Cry. The 70's exploitation style is my kind of thing. Not expecting a gaming revolution, just some good campy fun.

emirabal @ Jul 31st 2009 2:17PM

Concurred

the Sawyer family @ Jul 31st 2009 2:33PM

i'm agree M

Nick @ Jul 31st 2009 1:42PM

This was never on my radar and it will continue to not be there until I read some good things about it.

Akuma FTW (and the invisible avatar) @ Jul 31st 2009 1:46PM

Hear Hear! Rental at best

Preston @ Jul 31st 2009 1:43PM

What system is this supposed to be on again? I'm kind of surprised there weren't any system tags in this article.

Captain Planet @ Jul 31st 2009 1:46PM

She's no DSG, but I'd still hit it.

Twice.

dark_inchworm (on Steam!) dark inchworm (on XBL!) @ Jul 31st 2009 2:06PM

I'd make her Wet.

Captain Planet @ Jul 31st 2009 2:09PM

Not with your...

*ahem*

inchworm.

Sorry, I had to =)

dark_inchworm (on Steam!) dark inchworm (on XBL!) @ Jul 31st 2009 2:39PM

Luddiz-Boi @ Jul 31st 2009 1:47PM

Baby got V.A.T.S?

dantebk @ Jul 31st 2009 1:49PM

It plays almost exactly like Stranglehold, so if you liked that game, you should also enjoy Wet. It's actually a little crazier than Stranglehold. On the other hand, if you haven't played Stranglehold yet, I'm sure it's way cheap by now so go ahead and try that one out first.

Ryan @ Jul 31st 2009 1:50PM

You know, Im trying real hard to be excited for this game. But even an sexually slanted inuendo for a title isnt doing it for me...

Oh well.

Ryan @ Jul 31st 2009 1:51PM

Grrr.... Spelling mistakes.

Jerses @ Jul 31st 2009 1:51PM

Looks like she have stronge hips

ImbecilePete @ Aug 1st 2009 8:59AM

how can happy in sexual life?

fantastic dan @ Jul 31st 2009 1:51PM

i'm definitely getting wet after reading this post

emirabal @ Jul 31st 2009 2:18PM

I see that, its clear as day now

HippoHero @ Jul 31st 2009 5:55PM

I hate to dampen the mood, but your water pun was a little shallow. I find adding more than one in a post makes things go swimmingly.

fantastic dan @ Jul 31st 2009 6:02PM

oh no, i was talking about weed laced with pcp

drdre74 @ Jul 31st 2009 2:10PM

this game looks and plays like trash from everything I've seen. The animations arent smooth and the game play looked made boring. This game is the new epic fall of 2009.

greg (peevmyster) @ Jul 31st 2009 3:03PM

Fall? you mean FAIL? U fail! j/k

freaparn @ Jul 31st 2009 2:13PM

Every trailer I see for this sends out a strange yet familiar vibe... like Duke Nukem got a sex-change operation and a katana. Kinda creepy, actually.

eclectik @ Jul 31st 2009 2:43PM

Very weird Viral promo for WET:
http://wet.bethsoft.com?fbid=X04QTWwskcR

Metoo @ Jul 31st 2009 2:58PM

The nipples through the leather does not look sexy at all. It looks like she's never changed that jacket and her skin has merged with it.

Zoot Suit Jedi @ Jul 31st 2009 3:29PM

lol. "dampened by environmental inconsistencies"

shadowbender @ Jul 31st 2009 3:44PM

This looks like a really promising and adventurous game.

j.howlett @ Jul 31st 2009 4:00PM

i've liked what i've seen so far. i don't know what else comes out in sept. on the consoles, this could keep me busy till demon soul and uncharted 2. along with my backlog.