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Posted: Aug 3rd 2009 6:33PM MystileArmor said

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The guy that said tie a baby to a steak etc. should win,.... if I can't win it that is.
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Posted: Aug 3rd 2009 8:04PM MystileArmor said

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I bet that's the reason they removed it. They didn't want to show off all that baby abuse going on.
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Posted: Aug 4th 2009 5:37PM Nadril said

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Too bad I didn't catch this earlier, haha. (I was the one who said to use baby with steak :P)
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Posted: Aug 4th 2009 8:12PM PunchInTheJunk said

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Unfortunately, I'm not so generous with the style points on the steak-on-a-baby idea, as it was part of the ESRB listing several weeks ago:

http://www.joystiq.com/2009/07/09/the-scribblenauts-esrb-listing-is-hilarious/

Not that its not a great idea... just not an original one.
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Posted: Aug 3rd 2009 6:36PM Thief said

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SUMMON RAPTOR JESUS!!!
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Posted: Aug 3rd 2009 6:42PM zuburi said

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Andrew Ryan called, he wants his font back!

I keed, I keed. I'm pumped for this game.
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Posted: Aug 3rd 2009 6:43PM Istari Spartan said

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army of sweatshop workers?
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Posted: Aug 3rd 2009 6:49PM Wiizer said

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Believe me, they're not as useful as you'd think...
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Posted: Aug 3rd 2009 6:54PM Marius said

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HEY we made you, we can destroy you
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Posted: Aug 3rd 2009 6:56PM Wiizer said

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Listen, it really isn't THAT hard to attach babies to steaks!

You can use a necklace, you can staple it on the baby, you can even use a clothespin for God's sake!
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Posted: Aug 3rd 2009 7:06PM RANDOM G Joystiq Troll Slayer said

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...and the infants aren't even good for anything. That is, until we run out of dead rats and moldy bread.
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Posted: Aug 3rd 2009 7:07PM (Unverified) said

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hey, EXCUSE ME FOR TRYING TO BE PRACTICAL

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Posted: Aug 3rd 2009 7:08PM Sly C said

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moptimus fucked up? time for a cane beating! :D
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Posted: Aug 3rd 2009 7:11PM (Unverified) said

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Sly, don't make me pull rank
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Posted: Aug 3rd 2009 7:25PM (Unverified) said

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After everything I've done for the sweatshop, you insult me!! Damn you Wiizer!!!
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Posted: Aug 3rd 2009 7:58PM BananaBoat said

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This is Bananaboat from Human Resources again...Sir, I don't know how to say this, but our workers have begun to...to sing. Please advise on how I can fix this most dire of situations.
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Posted: Aug 3rd 2009 8:03PM Marius said

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BananaBoat
it is under Wiizer policy for every owner to display their nametag,
mhmm disobeying are we
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Posted: Aug 3rd 2009 8:14PM bongoes said

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Hey Wiizer, I've been working day and night and this is how you treat me? *sniff* *sniff* I'm gonna go cry now.
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Posted: Aug 3rd 2009 6:44PM (Unverified) said

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That just made my day. That mustache really was what I was going for and even though it didn't work like what I had wanted that was still some pretty awesome horseback-riding mallet-wielding action there at the end.
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Posted: Aug 3rd 2009 6:44PM Kleptomaniac said

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Haha when Justin got a text message I looked at my iPhone expecting a text.
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Posted: Aug 3rd 2009 6:52PM ch3burashka said

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Any footage of this game is awesome.
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Posted: Aug 3rd 2009 6:54PM zerokku said

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Awesome.
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Posted: Aug 3rd 2009 7:00PM Radical Dylan said

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both were suggested, neither was used.
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Posted: Aug 3rd 2009 7:04PM ch3burashka said

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Please post more challenges!!!
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Posted: Aug 3rd 2009 7:06PM Marius said

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Wow this game seem better on paper.
Hype gone
Cheerio
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Posted: Aug 3rd 2009 7:17PM copa said

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Wow, in one day you defended 19-second forced ads in a $20 game:

http://www.joystiq.com/2009/08/03/double-fusion-slows-down-wipeout-hd-with-ads/comments/20645345/

And you trashed an awesome teaser video that featured babies, steaks, lions, and monocles.

You are venturing into Sprinkles territory.
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Posted: Aug 3rd 2009 7:25PM Marius said

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maybe you should read more of the comments, Im not the only one that is disappointed
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Posted: Aug 3rd 2009 7:06PM ArtificeDrake formerly known as said

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I'm really glad that the termites worked. That made me really happy for some reason.
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Posted: Aug 4th 2009 10:05AM Nguyen said

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damn i missed the video, but i'm glad my suggestion worked!
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Posted: Aug 4th 2009 11:03AM scratchh said

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damn i missed the video too, but i also suggested termites (didn't read all the posts, so i dont know/care who posted termites first). we all win!
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Posted: Aug 3rd 2009 7:08PM ArtificeDrake formerly known as said

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Yes, very Freudian...
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Posted: Aug 3rd 2009 8:54PM ArtificeDrake formerly known as said

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*strokes goatee*

Indeed... indeed.

*puffs pipe and adjusts monocle*
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Posted: Aug 3rd 2009 7:09PM Lokust said

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Dinosaur is neither offensive or stupid.

Dinosaur > elephant.
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Posted: Aug 3rd 2009 7:09PM RANDOM G Joystiq Troll Slayer said

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This video ruined my day.
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Posted: Aug 3rd 2009 7:13PM (Unverified) said

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because you realized nothing else you'd see would match its level of awesomeness?
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Posted: Aug 3rd 2009 7:14PM Marius said

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ahem
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-94JhLEiN0

I suggest this to be the sweatshop entrance
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Posted: Aug 3rd 2009 7:30PM RANDOM G Joystiq Troll Slayer said

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You know what Moptimus, you're absolutely right.

And Longhorn,
You know we're trying to run a sweatshop right?
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Posted: Aug 3rd 2009 8:01PM BananaBoat said

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I couldn't say this above, but I've actually quit as Human Resources manager for the sweatshop. I'm creating an indentured servant work force, and I need volunteers.



Any takers? We'll be making horse-based glue by the gallon.
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Posted: Aug 3rd 2009 7:10PM ArtificeDrake formerly known as said

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Yes, very Freudian...
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Posted: Aug 3rd 2009 7:13PM Mr Khan said

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I (and at least one other person), called for Earthquake.
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Posted: Aug 3rd 2009 7:13PM maaax said

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sorry to rain on the parade, but it looks kinda lame. i was all excited before seeing this too. :(
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Posted: Aug 3rd 2009 7:13PM Mr Khan said

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I laughed when the Lion failed to identify neither Steak nor Baby, and instead killed the NPC.
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Posted: Aug 3rd 2009 7:14PM Felipe M said

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i hope i can summon the almighty caps lock power of Billy Mays in this game
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Posted: Aug 3rd 2009 7:18PM (Unverified) said

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all you have to do is type in "Cruise Control"
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Posted: Aug 3rd 2009 7:14PM player66 said

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Fun video. This is still a 50/50 buy for me, but I think I get a better feel for the game's functionality, which is always a good thing. Thanks Justin!
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Posted: Aug 3rd 2009 7:15PM (Unverified) said

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Really don't understand what people see in this game. Wonder if it's as boring to play as it was to watch it. What am I saying, it's a casual game...of course it will be.
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Posted: Aug 3rd 2009 7:16PM Marius said

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yeah it seem really boring, its like a game you play for like 5 min. while waiting for something
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Posted: Aug 3rd 2009 7:53PM (Unverified) said

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That's what I've been saying from the start, but most people it seems all you need to impress them is a fancy idea, even if it is executed poorly.
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Posted: Aug 3rd 2009 8:01PM Vidikron said

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I'm going to give it a try, but I think some people are in for a let down. Part of the problem is the marketing for the game itself... claims of "write anything and watch it come to life" are pretty absurd, but I think some people believe it. The game almost certainly has a database of objects programmed in and if you don't write something that is in the list you won't get what you expect. It's like a hidden inventory. You'll certainly have to do more thinking to solve the puzzles, but I don't think it's going to be this near magical experience some people around here have built it up to be.
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Posted: Aug 3rd 2009 8:03PM (Unverified) said

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It's the same guy playing the same stage over and over, what do you expect?

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