The calendar is free, comprised of PDFs and available right here ... or you can just wait to see it hanging from the wall of your local zombie mechanic.
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The calendar is free, comprised of PDFs and available right here ... or you can just wait to see it hanging from the wall of your local zombie mechanic.
[Via The Escapist]
Reader Comments (153)
Posted: Aug 4th 2009 9:03PM MystileArmor said
GODDAMMIT JUSTIN MY EYES IT BURNS! AAAAAAAAAH
Posted: Aug 4th 2009 9:17PM MystileArmor said
You owe us all an apology or atleast a picture of Fat Megan Fox in a bathtub.
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Posted: Aug 4th 2009 9:24PM (Unverified) said
Yes yes we get it dissenting opinion etc.
Douchebag is douchebag.
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Douchebag is douchebag.
Posted: Aug 4th 2009 9:29PM RANDOM G Joystiq Troll Slayer said
It's not a joke, dude, it's a way of life.
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Posted: Aug 4th 2009 9:42PM RANDOM G Joystiq Troll Slayer said
Posted: Aug 4th 2009 9:50PM MystileArmor said
I will milk any joke like activision milks Guitar Hero, because Sam Raimi said so on a blog.
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Posted: Aug 4th 2009 10:04PM Premature ejaculation man said
You milk the jokes more than Activision milks guitar hero though. You should be their CEO =p
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Posted: Aug 4th 2009 11:37PM (Unverified) said
That was the first thing I thought, Not Safe For Work??? Try Not Safe For Eyes!!
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Posted: Aug 5th 2009 12:01AM Captain Worcestershire said
What's with the wiizer sweatshop? Can someone explain?
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Posted: Aug 5th 2009 1:04AM (Unverified) said
It's just a lame joke that was funny at first, but is now over done. It started in the make your own call of duty prestige kit post.
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Posted: Aug 5th 2009 3:03AM The Wicker Man said
Its as if a billion boners suddenly screamed out and were silenced.
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Posted: Aug 5th 2009 10:41AM (Unverified) said
should have just took some virtual pictures from resident evil 5- not what i imagined
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Posted: Aug 4th 2009 9:03PM Arsenic13 said
Is this a trap?
Posted: Aug 4th 2009 9:12PM MystileArmor said
You're joking right? She's freakin' manly-looking as all hell.
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Posted: Aug 4th 2009 9:04PM Haggard said
She looks disgusted with the cameraman in August.
Posted: Aug 4th 2009 9:05PM Spunky Monkey 190906 said
Some pics she looks stunning, others do her no justice
Posted: Aug 4th 2009 9:06PM Spunky Monkey 190906 said
The one above for example makes her look old, lol
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Posted: Aug 4th 2009 9:09PM Saria the Cat said
I agree. In her little promo slideshow thing on the left-hand side of the page, when she's in normal clothes, she looks AMAZING. Nice classic beauty. But cosplay in general is not my thing. Usually involves weird-fitting vinyl costumes in crazy colors and plasticky wigs.
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Posted: Aug 4th 2009 9:15PM Spunky Monkey 190906 said
Cosplay certainly isn't her thing, doesnt look the least bit good on her, the beauty pics are better.
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Posted: Aug 4th 2009 9:53PM Sly C said
http://www.karendyer.net/downloads/Sheva_Calendar/Calendar_Sheva_May1.pdf
that's the only one i saw as "risque".
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that's the only one i saw as "risque".
Posted: Aug 4th 2009 10:07PM IronArcher said
yeah the pic in the story needs to be swapped out with a better one. Upon further investigation she's pretty hot.
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Posted: Aug 5th 2009 10:16AM Dutchee said
I agree, some of these photos really don't do her justice. She looks so much better and more natural without the weird looking Sheva outfit. Could be the make up too or just feeling uncomfortable in that outfit and the strange poses. A lot of times the results also depend on the chemistry (or lack of it) between the model and the photographer.
Looking at the rest of her portfolio on the site shows that she's one hot lady if you ask me. I guess some of these kids that leave some pretty nasty and immature remarks here probably haven't outgrown their Playboy magazines yet, and don't know the difference between a real woman and those totally fake and Photoshopped 'blow up dolls' ;) I bet if you see most of those Playboy models in real life you would be pretty disappointed hehehe.
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Looking at the rest of her portfolio on the site shows that she's one hot lady if you ask me. I guess some of these kids that leave some pretty nasty and immature remarks here probably haven't outgrown their Playboy magazines yet, and don't know the difference between a real woman and those totally fake and Photoshopped 'blow up dolls' ;) I bet if you see most of those Playboy models in real life you would be pretty disappointed hehehe.
Posted: Aug 4th 2009 9:06PM Ranko said
I could cut butter on that manly cleft chin of hers.
Posted: Aug 4th 2009 9:07PM Saria the Cat said
Oh, so in case people didn't get enough fan service playing Resident Evil 5, I see? When I played that I swear it seemed like every shot was on her tits or ass. Well, at least these will be pictures of non-polygonal T and A.
Posted: Aug 4th 2009 9:15PM (Unverified) said
Fernando, you're one creepy jive turkey son of a bitch.
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Posted: Aug 4th 2009 9:17PM FernandoRocker said
Wow.... I didn't meant to sound like a perv... it was just a compliment.
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Posted: Aug 4th 2009 9:18PM (Unverified) said
thats what they all say....
well, at least all the rapists.
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well, at least all the rapists.
Posted: Aug 4th 2009 9:23PM Saria the Cat said
Hey Fernando, I don't want your wife to come after me!
@Wayne: Yeah, it was the jive turkey that made me do a double-take. I need to incorporate that into my regular vocabulary.
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@Wayne: Yeah, it was the jive turkey that made me do a double-take. I need to incorporate that into my regular vocabulary.
Posted: Aug 4th 2009 9:25PM (Unverified) said
I take most of the slang I use from Blaxploitation movies. It's funny, because I'm white as hell and weigh like 160 lbs.
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