Taylor Swift joins Band Hero, your daughter's head explodes

by Justin McElroy on Aug 4th 2009 1:02PM

First, if you used to have a teen daughter before the head explosion thing, we're sorry about your loss. If you didn't, you may need a little additional explanation. Songstress Taylor Swift is sort of like Hannah Montana with a slight country twang (or more accurately, Hannah Montana if she didn't pretend not to have a slight country twang), and she's just joined Band Hero.

No, you may not care, but if you've got a daughter of any age, we've got big news: You're going to be buying Band Hero. Or at least you would have, had her head not just exploded.

Tags: activision, Band Hero, band-hero, BandHero, DS, Guitar-Hero, Microsoft, Neversoft, Nintendo, Red-Octane, taylor-swift, Wii, Xbox-360

Reader Comments (104)

The headline made me lol

Wait... Fuck

Now I can't buy it because this bitch is in it, but I have to buy it because Lily Allen is in it... What do I do? Well, hopefully, Lily will be in LEGO, so it will be a moot point but, if not, I think the suck (of both the company and the artist) outweighs the good, so fuck it. No band hero. YEAH! Thanks activision, for keeping me from having to give you cocksuckers money.