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Posted: Aug 4th 2009 1:04PM Wiizer said

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TAYLOR SWIFT DEFENSE FORCE!!! GOOOO!!!
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Posted: Aug 4th 2009 1:12PM Shmil said

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I form the right leg!
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Posted: Aug 4th 2009 1:27PM (Unverified) said

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I form ze leetle piggy toe.
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Posted: Aug 4th 2009 1:49PM (Unverified) said

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By the power of Grayskull...

*draws sword, points it up to sky*


I HAVE THE POWER!
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Posted: Aug 4th 2009 1:53PM Ridgecity said

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Suddenly, gaming got a lot hotter. Now I can finally say Taylor Swift is singing for me.
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Posted: Aug 4th 2009 2:09PM Iroquois said

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This is Red Leader. Red Squadron, report in.
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Posted: Aug 4th 2009 2:10PM Wiizer said

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Btw, for n00bs, this was taken from Moptimus's old tagline...

I have no idea if there is backstory to this, Moptimus.
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Posted: Aug 4th 2009 2:28PM (Unverified) said

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@ alton-

+1 for the jhonen vasquez reference.
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Posted: Aug 4th 2009 2:47PM (Unverified) said

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lol, as opposed to telling everyone she was giving you secret messages in her music video.

This might actually hold up in court. Videogames are the devil you know.
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Posted: Aug 4th 2009 2:49PM (Unverified) said

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Please excuse the double post, my last comment was for RidgeCity.
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Posted: Aug 4th 2009 8:36PM Bagels said

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I'll head up the left flank with "hey, she isn't that bad!"

EUUULALIA!
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Posted: Aug 4th 2009 1:07PM Uncle Jesse said

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You'll be the prince and I'll be the princess.
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Posted: Aug 4th 2009 1:45PM (Unverified) said

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When do we start?
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Posted: Aug 4th 2009 1:48PM Uncle Jesse said

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First you have to talk to my dad and I have to pick out a white dress.
It's a love story, you know.
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Posted: Aug 4th 2009 1:52PM (Unverified) said

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But baby, you just gotta say "yes"
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Posted: Aug 4th 2009 1:52PM (Unverified) said

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Can we segue into "Take on Me"?
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Posted: Aug 4th 2009 1:54PM (Unverified) said

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Maybe a beatbox version of "Come Sail Away"?
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Posted: Aug 4th 2009 8:38PM Bagels said

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She's cheerleader captain and I'm on the bleachers.

If her highschool cheerleaders were anything like mine, that gives her an advantage.
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Posted: Aug 4th 2009 1:07PM Obienator said

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Anyone think she comes from the same factory as that transformers decepticon chick?
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Posted: Aug 4th 2009 1:15PM (Unverified) said

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You mean Megan Fox
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Posted: Aug 4th 2009 1:16PM TheDarkWayne said

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no he means the lady decepticon, the one that tried to kill same with her robo tongue. her name's isabel lucas
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Posted: Aug 4th 2009 1:19PM (Unverified) said

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Oh ok sorry
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Posted: Aug 4th 2009 1:24PM Obienator said

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Yup, TDW deductive abilities always impress!
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Posted: Aug 4th 2009 1:08PM (Unverified) said

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Whew, im glad my daughter is only 8 Months old and not old enough to know about Pop yet
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Posted: Aug 4th 2009 1:42PM sicsided said

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That isn't pop, its bullshit.
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Posted: Aug 4th 2009 2:11PM profeteer said

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I'm sorry bud, but I'm sure you'll have way worse things to worry about than this when you're daughter is older. Guys like me, for example.
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Posted: Aug 4th 2009 2:45PM Horuko said

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So basically what Profeteer is saying is that you should be afraid of pedifiles
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Posted: Aug 4th 2009 4:55PM MatisyahuSerious said

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i'm not afraid of made up words, and neither should you be.
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Posted: Aug 4th 2009 1:10PM nullset said

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Posts like these are what makes me keep coming to joystiq. I wouldn't had read the article if it didn't feature such witty and well phrased humor. Kudos to joystiq.

And no, I don't have a daughter nor care about band hero.
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Posted: Aug 4th 2009 1:13PM koehler83 said

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I have no idea who Taylor Swift is.
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Posted: Aug 4th 2009 1:16PM Zertoss said

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You and me both.
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Posted: Aug 4th 2009 1:20PM Mazrael said

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Me neither..
Though I know of Hannah Montana.. and hate the kids that try to emulate how those kids act in those disney shows - I call them Disney Kids - because it's just annoyingly false.. and makes me want to slap them..
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Posted: Aug 4th 2009 1:36PM Uncle Jesse said

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It's hard not to know who she is. She's been on every tv show (SNL, talk shows, music channels, etc.), she's all over the radio (where I'm from anyways), her shows sell out all over, too. (She just played a sold out show here in our stadiumwith some other acts!)

She doesn't bother me. She isn't a manufactured, Disney kid. She actually has talent and writes her own music and lyrics. I suppose it doesn't hurt that she's hot, too.

There I said it. Sigh... I actually like her. Please, don't hate me too much.
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Posted: Aug 4th 2009 1:46PM (Unverified) said

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You're OK, Jesse. I like O-Zone and Scatman John.
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Posted: Aug 4th 2009 1:54PM Zertoss said

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If I'm in front of the TV, it's to play video games or maybe watch reruns of The Simpsons.
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Posted: Aug 4th 2009 1:56PM (Unverified) said

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My local Fox affiliate stopped rerunning The Simpsons. They replaced it with American Dad.
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Posted: Aug 4th 2009 1:59PM (Unverified) said

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I feel bad for you Alton, NOW GET BACK TO WORK
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Posted: Aug 4th 2009 1:59PM The Nth Doctor said

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Seriously now, Hannah Montana? Really? As noted above she writes her own music, and made it on her own without giant media corporation aid.

One of her songs has a reference to bloody Nathaniel Hawthorne. She's an actually intelligent writer.
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Posted: Aug 4th 2009 2:02PM (Unverified) said

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yeah, thats like saying "I don't know who The Beatles are, but I know who The Monkees are," and then trying to compare the two
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Posted: Aug 4th 2009 2:03PM (Unverified) said

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Anyone can make a reference to something. Is it pertinent to the content of the song?
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Posted: Aug 4th 2009 2:03PM (Unverified) said

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Honestly, I'm just curious.
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Posted: Aug 4th 2009 2:06PM Rhamsey said

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i have no idea who she is either.
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Posted: Aug 4th 2009 2:14PM The Nth Doctor said

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It actually is pertinent. The song's about forbidden love, and the narrator relates herself to the Scarlet Letter, so yeah, not exactly the most ingenious literary allusion, but I'm just saying, it's there.
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Posted: Aug 4th 2009 2:17PM (Unverified) said

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Yeah, that works.
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Posted: Aug 4th 2009 4:22PM (Unverified) said

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Not a clue either.
But then like most of the world I have no interest in Country, Pop or otherwise.
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Posted: Aug 8th 2009 10:41PM (Unverified) said

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Mazrael: There was a time when Disney was actually... awesome? I think we referred to it as the late '80s to mid-'90s.
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Posted: Aug 4th 2009 1:13PM (Unverified) said

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Good! We need more games that will make the heads of stupid kids explode. Get rid of them now so they don't infect the rest of the global gene pool later. There's enough stupid going around, we don't need more of it.
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Posted: Aug 4th 2009 1:19PM XLM said

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AND GET OFF MY LAWN!
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Posted: Aug 4th 2009 1:25PM cbarrentos said

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you have a point. i...i... think i love Activision?
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Posted: Aug 4th 2009 1:36PM xThePunisherx said

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XLM,

Thank you for making my day.
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