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Posted: Aug 6th 2009 2:06AM (Unverified) said

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HAHAHAHAHA

Posted: Aug 6th 2009 2:07AM (Unverified) said

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Sorry, but that guy in the middle looks funny as hell


HAHAHAHA
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Posted: Aug 6th 2009 2:54AM Ricky Bango said

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I think it's the giant AIG logo on his chest.
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Posted: Aug 6th 2009 3:48AM ZombiTom said

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Seriously? You don`t know who Wayne Rooney is? Welcome to he place we call the world people...
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Posted: Aug 6th 2009 4:07AM TheyDidItFirst said

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ok GombastiC, as a moderate fan of international and european club soccer, i obviously know and recognize Rooney and Lampard, but who the fuck is Theo Walcott?
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Posted: Aug 6th 2009 4:55AM MaliceMajorE15 said

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theo walcott is the current "wonderkid" on the english football scene. his star really burst onto the international scene when he scored a hat-trick in only his second full international match and he has had a string of blinding games for arsenal on the european stage.

Its only natural an american might not know, most of them havent got particular intrest in european "soccer", just like the rest of the world couldnt care less about american "football", baseball or hockey (cept japan who actually like baseball)
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Posted: Aug 6th 2009 5:24AM TheDarkWayne said

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pfft. this isnt the world luigi, this is america. We dont play soccer here! Now git!
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Posted: Aug 6th 2009 5:40AM Spunky Monkey 190906 said

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This isn't the world? Last time I checked it was :/
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Posted: Aug 6th 2009 5:50AM TheDarkWayne said

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how can you not mention canada when you say the rest of the world doesnt care about hockey? Also come on, baseball is huge in puerto rico and cuba
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Posted: Aug 6th 2009 9:45AM Haggard said

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..Rooney still looks pretty funny, and I'm english.
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Posted: Aug 6th 2009 11:38AM Copland said

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@The Dark Wang(Wiizer Sweatshop Dick)

You should look at yourself in the mirror, before you start laughing at people on how they look.
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Posted: Aug 6th 2009 3:39PM dblakenz said

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THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAA!
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Posted: Aug 6th 2009 5:13PM comradetrotskii said

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Rooney looks that way due a unique overabundance of testosterone, awesome and pies.
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Posted: Aug 6th 2009 2:08AM (Unverified) said

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Screw English teams in playing with Chivas!

Posted: Aug 6th 2009 2:07AM Deschain said

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We all know Tim Howard should be on the cover after that game against Spain.

Posted: Aug 6th 2009 2:09AM (Unverified) said

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For a second I thought you meant the guy that makes The Elder Scrolls games and Fallout 3
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Posted: Aug 6th 2009 2:19AM (Unverified) said

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Also, your avatar scares me. *runs away*
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Posted: Aug 6th 2009 2:21AM Deschain said

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That counts as a complement.

65 cents
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Posted: Aug 6th 2009 8:27AM Johnny Locke said

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Todd Howard should be on the cover of everything, he made Fallout 3 for gods sake!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: Aug 6th 2009 2:13AM wardob said

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Where's the Liverpool love?

Posted: Aug 6th 2009 2:15AM Neebs said

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nobody loves liverpool
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Posted: Aug 6th 2009 2:29AM wardob said

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I'm pretty sure people who live in Liverpool like Liverpool.... nah.
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Posted: Aug 6th 2009 2:30AM ArchiGamer said

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At the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean.
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Posted: Aug 6th 2009 4:00AM Chris Smack said

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I do live there and I don't, so that's a quick poll and an outstanding 100% against!
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Posted: Sep 5th 2009 11:50PM blackmagic01 said

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His armband proved, he was a red Torres Torres
You'll never walk alone it said, Torres Torres
We bought the lad from Sunny Spain,
He get the ball and score again.
Fernando Torres Liverpools Number Nine
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Posted: Aug 6th 2009 5:53AM bigphil2003 said

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He's half a girl, He's half a boy, Torres, Torres.
He looks just like a transvestite, Torres, Torres.
He wears a frock, he loves the c*ck, he sells his ass on Albert Dock
Fernando Torres, Carragher's bit on the side!
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Posted: Aug 6th 2009 7:11AM EdwardD said

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I would imagine it's got something to do with the fact Torres is on the cover of the new PES.
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Posted: Aug 6th 2009 1:56PM ic wiener said

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the cover of pes 10 comes out when?
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Posted: Aug 6th 2009 2:17AM Cafecito said

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BAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Posted: Aug 6th 2009 2:17AM mr nimblewick said

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Baaa....?

Posted: Aug 6th 2009 2:29AM ArchiGamer said

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Are you guys implying they are rabbids or is this a Scrooge reference?

Posted: Aug 6th 2009 8:48AM Snake Robot Podium said

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I thought it was Rhythm Heaven, but I don't know how it would make sense either way.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgYdcLOF2_M
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Posted: Aug 6th 2009 2:39AM Radical Dylan said

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...have you any wool,
Yes sir, yes sire... 3 bags full!

Posted: Aug 6th 2009 3:47AM Sly C said

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do your comments ever make sense? be a normal spammer and say something that normal people can UNDERSTAND.

Posted: Aug 6th 2009 3:51AM (Unverified) said

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where's DSG when you need her??

Posted: Aug 6th 2009 4:39AM LuTon James said

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Wow, joystiq are noobs when it comes to football. I understand it isn't a yank thing but.

Posted: Aug 6th 2009 9:10AM Benjamin Gilbert said

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It's a yank thing. Also, it's a Ben Gilbert thing. I don't know anything about ANY sports, none the less soccer. I know a teeny tiny bit about early to mid-'90s hockey, but that's it. Sorry! The picture's funny though, right? Right?!
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Posted: Aug 6th 2009 2:05PM Ashitaka said

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The funny thing is that football (not soccer) is easier to understand than other sports. It's probably one of the easiest sports to understand.
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Posted: Aug 6th 2009 4:43AM (Unverified) said

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WALCOTT!!! Gunners ftmfw.
And to the shit talkers, feel free to join the rest of the world in our love of football.

DOWN RANK ME NOW.

Posted: Aug 6th 2009 5:13AM blackmagic01 said

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can't believe they won't continue to have different people on the cover in different regions

Posted: Aug 6th 2009 7:23AM Greg2k said

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They will, Joystiq are just jumping the gun here.
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Posted: Aug 6th 2009 5:19AM Crimson Major said

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Where is the Man City love eh?

Posted: Aug 6th 2009 5:46AM ArchiGamer said

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Man City sounds like a name of a gay club or something if you ask me....
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Posted: Aug 6th 2009 7:37AM (Unverified) said

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man city are rubbish they have bought average players, adebayor springs to mind. as an arsenal fan i am the first one to admit that he did absolutely nothing last season the only way he got 16 goals or whatever was because most of them were tap ins, when hes trying to score his legs look like a horse falling down stairs.

roque santa cruz? belemy? dont make me laugh. ever wondered why toure hardly got any first team action at arsenal last season.

dont take it personally, my comment was aimed at man city in general
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Posted: Aug 6th 2009 5:41AM (Unverified) said

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This is exactly how I feel when I have to write about NBA, NHL or NFL - completely lost and stupid to Americans, which I think is ironic...

Posted: Aug 6th 2009 5:51AM TheDarkWayne said

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it's ironic how you dont know what ironic means, in fact, that isnt even ironic. It's just stupid, just like you are for being an asshole and saying 330million people are stupid.
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Posted: Aug 6th 2009 5:56AM ArchiGamer said

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Its actually ironic, Wayne, cause he's calling the us idiots even though he's the one looking like an idiot.

Hmm, now I want to hear Alanis Morrisette(sp?).....
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Posted: Aug 6th 2009 5:58AM ArchiGamer said

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Hmm that should be 'US' not 'us'......


Might as well call myself Mister Irony now......
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Posted: Aug 6th 2009 5:55AM bigphil2003 said

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"Believe it or not, the game will feature more than just players from English teams. (Yes, we're just as shocked as you by that possibility.) "

Oh yeah, because Madden, NBA etc. have players from teams all over the world...

Posted: Aug 6th 2009 7:08AM (Unverified) said

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Finally, somebody said it.
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