We've been known to dabble in a FIFA game from time to time, though cover athletes aren't really our forte, if you will. Rather than address our ignorance dead-on, we'll simply tell you that Frank Lampard of Chelsea, Theo Walcott of Arsenal and Wayne Rooney of Manchester United are donning the cover of this year's footballer.
Believe it or not, the game will feature more than just players from English teams. (Yes, we're just as shocked as you by that possibility.) The game is set to land in the UK on October 2, and Amazon and GameStop are putting the game's US release on October 20th.
Reader Comments (68)
Posted: Aug 6th 2009 2:06AM (Unverified) said
HAHAHAHAHA
Posted: Aug 6th 2009 2:07AM (Unverified) said
Sorry, but that guy in the middle looks funny as hell
HAHAHAHA
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HAHAHAHA
Posted: Aug 6th 2009 4:07AM TheyDidItFirst said
ok GombastiC, as a moderate fan of international and european club soccer, i obviously know and recognize Rooney and Lampard, but who the fuck is Theo Walcott?
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Posted: Aug 6th 2009 4:55AM MaliceMajorE15 said
theo walcott is the current "wonderkid" on the english football scene. his star really burst onto the international scene when he scored a hat-trick in only his second full international match and he has had a string of blinding games for arsenal on the european stage.
Its only natural an american might not know, most of them havent got particular intrest in european "soccer", just like the rest of the world couldnt care less about american "football", baseball or hockey (cept japan who actually like baseball)
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Its only natural an american might not know, most of them havent got particular intrest in european "soccer", just like the rest of the world couldnt care less about american "football", baseball or hockey (cept japan who actually like baseball)
Posted: Aug 6th 2009 5:24AM TheDarkWayne said
pfft. this isnt the world luigi, this is america. We dont play soccer here! Now git!
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Posted: Aug 6th 2009 5:40AM Spunky Monkey 190906 said
This isn't the world? Last time I checked it was :/
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Posted: Aug 6th 2009 5:50AM TheDarkWayne said
how can you not mention canada when you say the rest of the world doesnt care about hockey? Also come on, baseball is huge in puerto rico and cuba
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Posted: Aug 6th 2009 5:13PM comradetrotskii said
Rooney looks that way due a unique overabundance of testosterone, awesome and pies.
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Posted: Aug 6th 2009 2:08AM (Unverified) said
Screw English teams in playing with Chivas!
Posted: Aug 6th 2009 2:07AM Deschain said
We all know Tim Howard should be on the cover after that game against Spain.
Posted: Aug 6th 2009 2:09AM (Unverified) said
For a second I thought you meant the guy that makes The Elder Scrolls games and Fallout 3
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Posted: Aug 6th 2009 8:27AM Johnny Locke said
Todd Howard should be on the cover of everything, he made Fallout 3 for gods sake!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: Aug 6th 2009 2:13AM wardob said
Where's the Liverpool love?
Posted: Aug 6th 2009 4:00AM Chris Smack said
I do live there and I don't, so that's a quick poll and an outstanding 100% against!
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Posted: Sep 5th 2009 11:50PM blackmagic01 said
His armband proved, he was a red Torres Torres
You'll never walk alone it said, Torres Torres
We bought the lad from Sunny Spain,
He get the ball and score again.
Fernando Torres Liverpools Number Nine
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You'll never walk alone it said, Torres Torres
We bought the lad from Sunny Spain,
He get the ball and score again.
Fernando Torres Liverpools Number Nine
Posted: Aug 6th 2009 5:53AM bigphil2003 said
He's half a girl, He's half a boy, Torres, Torres.
He looks just like a transvestite, Torres, Torres.
He wears a frock, he loves the c*ck, he sells his ass on Albert Dock
Fernando Torres, Carragher's bit on the side!
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He looks just like a transvestite, Torres, Torres.
He wears a frock, he loves the c*ck, he sells his ass on Albert Dock
Fernando Torres, Carragher's bit on the side!
Posted: Aug 6th 2009 2:17AM Cafecito said
BAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Posted: Aug 6th 2009 2:17AM mr nimblewick said
Baaa....?
Posted: Aug 6th 2009 2:29AM ArchiGamer said
Are you guys implying they are rabbids or is this a Scrooge reference?
Posted: Aug 6th 2009 8:48AM Snake Robot Podium said
I thought it was Rhythm Heaven, but I don't know how it would make sense either way.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgYdcLOF2_M
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgYdcLOF2_M
Posted: Aug 6th 2009 2:39AM Radical Dylan said
...have you any wool,
Yes sir, yes sire... 3 bags full!
Yes sir, yes sire... 3 bags full!
Posted: Aug 6th 2009 3:47AM Sly C said
do your comments ever make sense? be a normal spammer and say something that normal people can UNDERSTAND.
Posted: Aug 6th 2009 3:51AM (Unverified) said
where's DSG when you need her??
Posted: Aug 6th 2009 4:39AM LuTon James said
Wow, joystiq are noobs when it comes to football. I understand it isn't a yank thing but.
Posted: Aug 6th 2009 9:10AM Benjamin Gilbert said
It's a yank thing. Also, it's a Ben Gilbert thing. I don't know anything about ANY sports, none the less soccer. I know a teeny tiny bit about early to mid-'90s hockey, but that's it. Sorry! The picture's funny though, right? Right?!
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Posted: Aug 6th 2009 4:43AM (Unverified) said
WALCOTT!!! Gunners ftmfw.
And to the shit talkers, feel free to join the rest of the world in our love of football.
DOWN RANK ME NOW.
And to the shit talkers, feel free to join the rest of the world in our love of football.
DOWN RANK ME NOW.
Posted: Aug 6th 2009 5:13AM blackmagic01 said
can't believe they won't continue to have different people on the cover in different regions
Posted: Aug 6th 2009 5:19AM Crimson Major said
Where is the Man City love eh?
Posted: Aug 6th 2009 5:46AM ArchiGamer said
Man City sounds like a name of a gay club or something if you ask me....
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Posted: Aug 6th 2009 7:37AM (Unverified) said
man city are rubbish they have bought average players, adebayor springs to mind. as an arsenal fan i am the first one to admit that he did absolutely nothing last season the only way he got 16 goals or whatever was because most of them were tap ins, when hes trying to score his legs look like a horse falling down stairs.
roque santa cruz? belemy? dont make me laugh. ever wondered why toure hardly got any first team action at arsenal last season.
dont take it personally, my comment was aimed at man city in general
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roque santa cruz? belemy? dont make me laugh. ever wondered why toure hardly got any first team action at arsenal last season.
dont take it personally, my comment was aimed at man city in general
Posted: Aug 6th 2009 5:41AM (Unverified) said
This is exactly how I feel when I have to write about NBA, NHL or NFL - completely lost and stupid to Americans, which I think is ironic...
Posted: Aug 6th 2009 5:51AM TheDarkWayne said
it's ironic how you dont know what ironic means, in fact, that isnt even ironic. It's just stupid, just like you are for being an asshole and saying 330million people are stupid.
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Posted: Aug 6th 2009 5:56AM ArchiGamer said
Its actually ironic, Wayne, cause he's calling the us idiots even though he's the one looking like an idiot.
Hmm, now I want to hear Alanis Morrisette(sp?).....
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Hmm, now I want to hear Alanis Morrisette(sp?).....
Posted: Aug 6th 2009 5:58AM ArchiGamer said
Hmm that should be 'US' not 'us'......
Might as well call myself Mister Irony now......
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Might as well call myself Mister Irony now......
Posted: Aug 6th 2009 5:55AM bigphil2003 said
"Believe it or not, the game will feature more than just players from English teams. (Yes, we're just as shocked as you by that possibility.) "
Oh yeah, because Madden, NBA etc. have players from teams all over the world...
Oh yeah, because Madden, NBA etc. have players from teams all over the world...
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