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Posted: Aug 6th 2009 1:06AM RANDOM G Joystiq Troll Slayer said

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I have five different versions of Risk. Looks like I'm about to make it six.
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Posted: Aug 9th 2009 2:52AM Bacon Deity said

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I've never played Risk. Then I saw this. Then I got an erection and kept a wiki page of Risk open for a week now, reading it.

Finally I pirated Risk 2. It's fun. I shall enjoy it. Awesome.
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Posted: Aug 6th 2009 1:06AM leemahi said

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damn microsoft is milkin it dry!
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Posted: Aug 6th 2009 2:18AM Sly C said

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halo, unlike other milked games, has only had 3 main ones and 1 spinoff released so far. not bad.
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Posted: Aug 6th 2009 8:33AM Johnny Locke said

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Yeah halo has barely been milked yet,one spin off doesnt count as milked,thats like saying fallout has been milked,or guit-oh wait.
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Posted: Aug 6th 2009 1:07AM Deaths Hand said

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Should have developed a better marketing "Stratego" for this "Risk"-y investment.
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Posted: Aug 6th 2009 1:50AM wardob said

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BOOOOO!
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Posted: Aug 6th 2009 2:28AM GanonSmash said

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Boooourns!
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Posted: Aug 7th 2009 12:31AM TakeCTRL said

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so is sony milking MGS? 1, 2, 2 Sons of liberty, 3, 3: snake eater 4, integral, substance, subsistence, acid, acid 2, portable ops, iphone, and the other 3 that are on the way peacewalker, rising, and that arcade one.

what is that 16?
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Posted: Aug 7th 2009 12:33AM TakeCTRL said

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opps that was suppose to go to funfarm. and also that's 17 i forgot the comma before #4.
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Posted: Aug 6th 2009 1:07AM Marius said

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This milk is starting to taste sour
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Posted: Aug 6th 2009 1:11AM (Unverified) said

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Stop being a fanboy. People like you make ps3 owners look bad. I LOVE Sony, but I don't bash microsoft, because it's stupid and makes you look pathetic.
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Posted: Aug 6th 2009 1:14AM Courtney said

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Ya know, calling out Microsoft for milking Halo isn't really being a fanboy (even if it is a fanboy saying it). It might be painfully obvious, but hardly fanboyish.
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Posted: Aug 6th 2009 1:16AM (Unverified) said

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Yes, but he is obviously a fanboy and the people that love Halo (I HATE Halo) get annoyed by it for obvious reasons.
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Posted: Aug 6th 2009 1:17AM BloodShotRobot said

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I think he was making a reference more about how Microsoft is squeezing every penny out of Halo it can get. I kind of agree.
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Posted: Aug 6th 2009 1:17AM Deaths Hand said

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Courtney's right.
There is nothing fanboy about calling out Hasboro ports of flagships IPs
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Posted: Aug 6th 2009 1:22AM (Unverified) said

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I know that if someone bashed something I'm looking forward to I would be annoyed, but whatever.
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Posted: Aug 6th 2009 1:22AM Marius said

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wonder why you ignored fffunfarm06 comment and went straight for me
You know whats more pathetic, you talking about your penis
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Posted: Aug 6th 2009 1:26AM (Unverified) said

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I went to you because I seen your name and wanted to see what you had to say, because I usually only read comments of people that are on here frequently.
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Posted: Aug 6th 2009 1:34AM ArchiGamer said

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I wouldn't necessarily call this milking.....yet.
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Posted: Aug 6th 2009 1:35AM (Unverified) said

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HAHA

Listen to ArchiGamer, he's always been my fave. *stares at archigamer*
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Posted: Aug 6th 2009 1:36AM Marius said

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you wouldnt call this milking?
What? This is basically rotten milk
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Posted: Aug 6th 2009 1:36AM sonicspike41 said

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Like turning Mario into an RPG character, a platformer, a tennis player, a race driver, an Olympics competitor, a painter, a pinball player, a baseball player, an elementary teacher, a minigame-fest, a referee, a fighter, a live-action movie star, an animated TV star, a comic book star, a golfer, a soccer player, a basketball player, a tetris master, and more isn't milking a character?

If you're going to harpoon Microsoft/Bungie for all the Halo media, then I suggest you also harpoon Nintendo for selling Mario out to anyone that will have him, otherwise you'd be a blind fanboy wouldn't you?

Most of the Halo series is great, most of the Mario games are great, many Sonic games were great, and many of the Final Fantasy games were great. All companies tend to "loan" their mascots out from time to time. How many versions of Monopoly has Nintendo helped create I wonder? How many cereals, alarm clocks, or candies have used Sonic to sell themselves?
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Posted: Aug 6th 2009 1:38AM (Unverified) said

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If you wanna see milked franchises look at The Sims. Thats been milked more than anything else and it's made by EA not Activision.
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Posted: Aug 6th 2009 1:40AM Marius said

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yeah but this aint a post about Mario or Sonic now is it
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Posted: Aug 6th 2009 1:41AM ArchiGamer said

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*sees Wang staring*

Umm....thanks? I guess.....


*runs away*
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Posted: Aug 6th 2009 1:42AM sonicspike41 said

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So then Longhorn, if tomorrow Joystiq were to post about a new Mario Monopoly game, you'd say the same thing about Mario?
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Posted: Aug 6th 2009 1:43AM Marius said

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if its in the front page, which I doubt it will
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Posted: Aug 6th 2009 1:44AM sonicspike41 said

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I'm going to hold you to that, but for now I'm satisfied.
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Posted: Aug 6th 2009 1:50AM (Unverified) said

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What if its LittleBigPlanet Monopoly or Uncharted or God of War?
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Posted: Aug 6th 2009 1:53AM Marius said

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I dont have to worry about that because it will never happen
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Posted: Aug 6th 2009 1:56AM (Unverified) said

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It might. Ever since Phil Harrison left, Sony hasn't been the same.
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Posted: Aug 6th 2009 2:41AM sonicspike41 said

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I don't think Sony has any franchises big enough to have their own Monopoly or Risk game yet. If anything LBP would probably be the most recognizable game this generation, but that isn't as dated as Master Cheif or Mario.
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Posted: Aug 6th 2009 3:01AM Sly C said

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longhorn, by your definition, ratchet and clank is really milked too. halo has had 4 games (including spinoffs) released so far. R&C has had 10 released, and the next is coming later this year.

response?
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Posted: Aug 6th 2009 3:21AM the awesome said

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sonicspike, I think you forgot doctor.
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Posted: Aug 6th 2009 3:33AM Sly C said

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"I don't think Sony has any franchises big enough to have their own Monopoly or Risk game yet. If anything LBP would probably be the most recognizable game this generation"

1 word: Kratos. i could ask a bunch of people on my friends list who sackboy is. half of them wouldn't know. i could ask the same question about kratos, and most would know.
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Posted: Aug 6th 2009 3:45AM leemahi said

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im gonna be on here more dark wang, ive been on joystiq since 05 sucka but they deleted my account after i bashed justin 2 years ago. they gave me the banhammer those mother fuckers.
neways yeah you milk a franchise dry when you begin to lack innovation and bungie was and fell behind the times by cod4. but they keep on shoving it in our faces with more of it.
i just wish bungie would take a break from halo and in 4 5 years just blow our minds. like a good metal gear game.
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Posted: Aug 6th 2009 4:33AM sonicspike41 said

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@the awesome

Did I? "a basketball player, a tetris master...." I was referring to the Dr. Mario games, which are similar to tetris. Probably not the most accurate comparison, but I was talking about Dr. Mario.
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Posted: Aug 6th 2009 5:15AM Snowblind said

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Like I pointed out to you before, look at games like Ratchet & Clank, Metal Gear Solid, hell give God of War another year or two and it'll have a few more spin-offs. What about LBP? The only thing that's stopping them from milking that as hard as possible is its relatively poor sales, yes they've picked up recently but mainly due to the game being given away with every console and it being sold dirt cheap.

But if you think Halo is anywhere near as bad as Ratchet or MGS, let alone things like Call of Duty or Guitar Hero then you're clearly blind, a moron or a fanboy. But judging by the rest of your posts, I'll go with all three.
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Posted: Aug 6th 2009 9:27AM NutMan said

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Longhorn is right. LittleBigPlanet or Uncharted board games will never happen.

Because people don't buy Littlebigplanet or Uncharted video games so why would they make a board game?
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Posted: Aug 6th 2009 9:35AM StormEagle said

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Well let's see, Kratos is showing up in the new SoulCalibur (+1 Milking), They're doing an Uncharted movie (that's worth major milking points), and Ratchet and Clank, well those two are everywhere. Either together or on their own. It's only a matter of time before they have some 3D animated movie out. Not that ANY of this bothers me, but it's all fact and it happens.
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Posted: Aug 6th 2009 10:19AM Chibi Chaingun said

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Please. ANY game..or any merchandise for that matter... that is successful gets "milked". It's called maximizing your profits and expanding your market. Longhorn thinks its better to just not make money. Guess that's why he's all up on Sony. ;) OOOHH.
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Posted: Aug 6th 2009 11:01AM Knight Marquise said

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Well, you're a well known fanbot and Sony schill. I guess we can add "tool" onto your resume as well. You're getting worse then Cody.
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Posted: Aug 6th 2009 5:52PM (Unverified) said

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Another to the long line of replies :D
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Posted: Aug 6th 2009 1:09AM MarkHawk said

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Wonder how they'll work in Lag...
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Posted: Aug 6th 2009 1:11AM Trunks said

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I dunno. This game sounds a bit...

Risky.
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Posted: Aug 6th 2009 6:55AM Premature ejaculation man said

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Oh jolly good show there.
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Posted: Aug 6th 2009 1:11AM Courtney said

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Screw Risk: Halo Edition, I want a copy of that Dark Tower game (how the hell do I not remember that from my childhood?).
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Posted: Aug 6th 2009 1:13AM ArchiGamer said

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Teabagging confirmed?
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Posted: Aug 6th 2009 1:24AM (Unverified) said

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If so I'm gonna get it!!
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