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Posted: Aug 7th 2009 10:09AM GamerX said

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Just Imagine somebody writing a speech and getting it in a video game. Especially addicts

Posted: Aug 7th 2009 7:35PM dblakenz said

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Like FPS-Doug from back in the day, he'd be good at dishing out in game advice: "You run faster with a knife" and of course "BOOM HEAD SHOT" lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0sdwQtKA4M
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Posted: Aug 7th 2009 10:10AM HeavyToka said

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Is this for Europe only because I didn't see anything on the US Blog>

Posted: Aug 7th 2009 10:24AM scratchh said

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cool idea, unfortunately it is EU only (and even then only certain EU countries). Wouldn't hurt to mention that in the article.


Posted: Aug 7th 2009 10:24AM eat it said

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it's funny...as war games make advances in technology to add more and more people, the real military makes advances in technology to NOT put people in war.

Posted: Aug 7th 2009 2:39PM scratchh said

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true dat, and it is surely the far nobler enterprise to reduce the number of people in war. however, it would be even nobeler if they were working to reduce the number of people, not just "friendlies," in war...
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Posted: Aug 7th 2009 3:25PM flannelbeard said

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Playing a war game is a ton of fun. Real war is a horrible thing. What we really need to do is reduce the number of wars and avoid getting into them at all costs.
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Posted: Aug 7th 2009 10:25AM Edge of Blade said

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"Impossible? I didn't ask for your assessment of possibility! When I say jump, do NOT ask how high. I expect you to come back to earth with clouds trailing in your wake. I expect there to be feathers in your teeth from the flock of birds you flew through. I expect nothing less than superhuman feats from you. Because that is what the situation calls for gentlemen. Because if we cannot achieve the impossible, death is the only possibility that awaits us."

Yeah, this contest is for UK only, I think. But I still wanted to put in my two cents...

Posted: Aug 7th 2009 10:50AM (Unverified) said

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"Blood alone moves the wheels of history! Have you ever asked yourselves in an hour of meditation which everyone finds during the day, how long we have been striving for greatness? Not only the years we've been at war, the war of work. But from the moment as a child when we realize that the world could be conquered. It has been a lifetime struggle, a never-ending fight, I say to you, and you will understand that it is a privilege to fight! We are warriors!! Salesmen of northeastern Pennsylvania I ask you, once more rise and be worthy of this historical hour!

No revolution is worth anything unless it can defend itself!

Some people will tell you "salesman" is a bad word, they'll conjure up images of used car dealers and door-to-door charlatans. This is our duty to change their perception. I say, salesmen, and women, of the world, unite! We must never acquiesce, for it is together, together that we prevail! We must never cede control of the motherland for it is together that we prevail!"

Posted: Aug 7th 2009 1:14PM Namminamm said

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can i use your speech?
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Posted: Aug 7th 2009 2:37PM scratchh said

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30 word limit for the contest. doubt that will fit.
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Posted: Aug 7th 2009 11:09AM (Unverified) said

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I never thought I'd hear myself say this, but: "Lucky Europeans."

Posted: Aug 7th 2009 11:20AM UnnXandros said

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My People... Sons and Daughters of Helghan, This much I vow...

Damn wrong plot >_<

Looking forward to MAG

Posted: Aug 7th 2009 11:25AM MrAdam said

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No matter how fast I press the X button, there is no escaping the first line of that speech.
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Posted: Aug 7th 2009 1:49PM (Unverified) said

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did they change how that worked in a patch because I think you used to be able to skip it in the beginning
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Posted: Aug 7th 2009 1:51PM UnnXandros said

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Yes they did. Anyways on the first weeks of the game i used to watch the whole speech, i love it :D
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Posted: Aug 7th 2009 3:03PM (Unverified) said

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all of those replies re-enacts perfectly the conversation i have in my head every time i play killzone 2
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Posted: Aug 7th 2009 12:22PM butlersp said

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And this is why region coding sucks

Posted: Aug 7th 2009 1:42PM (Unverified) said

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Just get the guy that does the Visari speeches to write one for Zipper. :P

Posted: Aug 7th 2009 1:45PM (Unverified) said

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I was playing Fat Princess yesterday, and I was talking to everyone on my team in Shakespearean type language and giving speeches. I was all, "We must go forth and free the throne's corpulent heir", and stuff like that. I think it boosted moral and made our team work together better. Then my mom came in and was all "WTF are you doing", and I was still in character replying, "Do not judge me woman for my comrades and I are on the most noblest of quests to save our queens daughter from the parasitic blue midgets in the west." She shook her head and left the room.

Posted: Aug 7th 2009 2:40PM scratchh said

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i LOL'd
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Posted: Aug 7th 2009 3:04PM (Unverified) said

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big lol right here
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