Joystiq Podcast 105 - Wifearmed edition
by Justin McElroy 
{ Aug 14th 2009 at 2:45PM } 
Oh, and a fairly drunk voice mail or two. Naturally. And, of course, thanks to the amazing Alan Black for the upsetting photoshop.
[Update: If you've had trouble downloading the podcast, you should try again. It should be working OK now. Update 2: So, we uploaded once again. Let us know if it's still not working.]
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Hosts: Christopher Grant, Justin McElroy and Ludwig Kietzmann
Music: "Gravity (Don't Let Me Go)" by Jon Black, "Red Eye" by Ben Kweller
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See all of this week's links (and what games we played) after the jump.
What are you playing:
Justin:
Shadow Complex, Fallout 3, Real Heroes: Firefighter, Trials HD, Spider
Chris:
Shadow Complex, Fable 2 DLC, 'Splosion Man
Ludwig:
Tales of Vesperia (it's not my fault it's so effing long), Trials HD, 'Splosion Man
News:
Avatar Marketplace!
Buy Guitar Hero 5, get Guitar Hero: Van Halen for free
Activision and Double Fine settle Brutal Legend lawsuit
Spotted at Quakecon: Doom II for XBLA
Bionic Commando developer GRIN closes
Sega is stubborn
You are so Voldo
The Big Deal: The Beatles: Rock Band (feat. Andrew Yoon)
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
Look At This Suit @ Aug 14th 2009 2:49PM
Finally. I've been waiting all day to get my fix.
Also, the little girl with Justin's face will live in my nightmares.
Singular Trap @ Aug 14th 2009 4:18PM
I agree! Holy crap, but that Photoshop of Justin is fantastic! And creepy!
Latin_Trident @ Aug 14th 2009 2:51PM
Quick - Halo Wars Limited Edition for $35.99 at Amazon.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/goldbox/ref=cs_top_nav_gb27
Dishwasher @ Aug 14th 2009 2:52PM
been waitin all day
Mikeymike @ Aug 14th 2009 2:55PM
Ludwig looks ridiculously good-looking
ThatPCgameryouhate @ Aug 14th 2009 3:11PM
That's what I thought.
The Dark Wayne @ Aug 14th 2009 3:51PM
not nearly as handsome as the A-Team photoshop
captainprotonx @ Aug 14th 2009 2:55PM
Perfect opportunity for DSG.
Wait...Bjork PSP?
Shadowbender ( Sweatshop Supporter In Hiding) @ Aug 14th 2009 10:40PM
Hahaha, Bjork. Mind-bending music right there.
Ratfoot @ Aug 15th 2009 5:19AM
Ahahaha Bjork strikes again.
Takamofo @ Aug 14th 2009 2:58PM
I'd hit it.
ThatPCgameryouhate @ Aug 14th 2009 3:11PM
You can have sloppy seconds.
Rhamsey @ Aug 14th 2009 2:58PM
Crap! Did I miss the live broadcast? Or was there not one?
Oh well, starting it up now.
Storm Eagle [Resident Capcom Megafan] @ Aug 14th 2009 2:59PM
No live sir. I checked this morning.
Storm Eagle [Resident Capcom Megafan] @ Aug 14th 2009 2:58PM
OMG!
Justin...will you like, go out with me?
Hog Robbrer @ Aug 14th 2009 3:02PM
YESSSSSSS JOYSTIQ PODCASTTTTTTTT
Man I love you guys.
DWells55 @ Aug 14th 2009 3:05PM
I'm getting Joystiq's Photoshop license revoked after this.
[tre, loquacious lover of long names and anti-activision ambassador that likes alliteration)] [blogs at trespeak.tumblr.com] @ Aug 14th 2009 3:23PM
You seriously think you'll be able to do that with all the DSG fans here (myself included)?
*facepalm*
Nihilism98 @ Aug 14th 2009 3:07PM
Always takes forever to the show to turn up in iTunes. Bah.
The Pie Pieper @ Aug 14th 2009 3:27PM
Holy God,
Chris, Ludy, and Justin look hideous as girls.
I think I am going to go throw up now.
/Barf
Russ W. @ Aug 14th 2009 3:27PM
Oh man, I've been yearning for some Shadow Complex coverage for the longest time. I BELIEVE IN YOU GUYS!
The Dark Wayne @ Aug 14th 2009 3:50PM
Why is it that ludwigs face always matches perfectly with these things?
THE WICKER MAN (BWF) (GT: Dalek Prime) @ Aug 14th 2009 4:40PM
That is because that is the actual size of his head. He just cuts holes in all the pictures and BAM! instant photoshop.
Storm Eagle [Resident Capcom Megafan] @ Aug 14th 2009 3:54PM
So I just noticed DSG.
YES!
Co1e @ Aug 14th 2009 4:02PM
BEST. PHOTOSHOP. EVAR.
Action-Alan (BWF) @ Aug 14th 2009 4:20PM
Thanks for choosing my 'chop again guys. Sony really needs to get on that Bjork bundle. Day-one purchase for me and probably all of Iceland.
The Dark Wayne @ Aug 14th 2009 4:55PM
Modern Warfare didnt beat Halo in sales at least on the 360, Halo had almost 2 million more
Banstyle @ Aug 14th 2009 5:25PM
Another well placed Bjork. Good show.
James Lockwood @ Aug 14th 2009 5:25PM
Not listened to this weeks show yet, but can I guess on the special guest? I have this feeling it's none other than thirty-ninth President of the United States, Jimmy Carter.
343 Guilty Fart @ Aug 14th 2009 6:10PM
Still waiting for some Pink Floyd!
jdawg @ Aug 14th 2009 6:17PM
the girl in the middle in the purple is the ugliest thing i have ever seen
Misfit Toy @ Aug 14th 2009 6:43PM
"Okay girlz! You grab the nail polish...I'll grab the lilac PSPs (wink)!"
P.S. - nothing beats Dead Space girl bubbles.
The Dark Wayne @ Aug 15th 2009 4:48AM
Man im so happy to hear how much you guys like Arkham Asylum, i was really mortified right from it's announcement it would end up awful
enriquein @ Aug 15th 2009 3:55PM
Getting a big fat "file not found error" on the direct link (also via RSS).
Entegy @ Aug 15th 2009 4:07PM
Same here. Can't download it through RSS or directly.
enriquein @ Aug 15th 2009 4:25PM
BTW Justin in that pic looks just like a girl that went to high school with me. If I can find a picture I'll post it in the JPAG.
maxwedge @ Aug 15th 2009 4:26PM
I was able to download it earlier, but it was only 4 minutes long. So hopefully it's being fixed.
F1: Basu Gasu Bakuhatsu @ Aug 15th 2009 5:25PM
iTunes won't download it and manual's just as bad.
Rax Dakkar @ Aug 15th 2009 5:40PM
I'm also having problems with the iTunes feed (the download won't even start).
I want a refund.
nutman @ Aug 15th 2009 11:31PM
Won't download from the site or Zune.
I DeX I @ Aug 16th 2009 9:19AM
Ummm, you guys plan on fixing the link to the podcast.....evar!!??
fffunfarm06 @ Aug 16th 2009 12:39PM
yeah ive been trying to listen to it since last night. no dice.
Ryan @ Aug 16th 2009 2:49PM
they still haven't fixed this yet??? Anyone have a working link?
Rax Dakkar @ Aug 16th 2009 4:07PM
I'd love to be able to listen to the podcast.
nutman @ Aug 16th 2009 7:33PM
I sent them a HOT TIP about the podcast not working.
randomslagathor @ Aug 16th 2009 8:02PM
i would love to listen but it still doesent work even though you say it does. plz fix it ASAP
I DeX I @ Aug 16th 2009 8:58PM
Ummm, a little short??? You guys on crack or somethin'???
nutman @ Aug 16th 2009 11:28PM
Still messed up guys. The file is only 8 MB and 18 min long.
I DeX I @ Aug 16th 2009 11:57PM
YaY!!! You gone and done it right!
Chris @ Aug 18th 2009 9:27PM
omg justin looks so creepy.