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Posted: Aug 14th 2009 3:38PM (Unverified) said

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I would say it doesnt count so much when 360s break after 6 months. How many of those were returned for another?

Posted: Aug 14th 2009 3:40PM Peter Moore said

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The joke's bad and you should feel bad.

Posted: Aug 14th 2009 3:41PM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said

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It's not THAT bad.

Posted: Aug 14th 2009 3:42PM StormEagle said

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WHAT!? 9 MILLION!?

Posted: Aug 14th 2009 3:43PM kevin949 said

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Well that's good you can build that wall, cuz once they die on ya that's about all they're good for.

amidoinitrite?

*Coming from an owner of 3 xbox's that RROD'd and got them all serviced for free*

Posted: Aug 14th 2009 3:49PM Special Agent Steve said

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I never complain about free.
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Posted: Aug 14th 2009 4:03PM sonicspike41 said

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Here, here's a free pile of dog feces.

Hey, it's free so you can't complain!

Oh, and I didn't have anything for you to carry it in, so I just went ahead and put it on your car's driver seat.

=P
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Posted: Aug 14th 2009 4:35PM kevin949 said

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i see the subtleties of context based humor is lost on the joystiq masses. a shame.
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Posted: Aug 14th 2009 3:43PM kevin949 said

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And it's still powering up! It's not even at max power.

Posted: Aug 14th 2009 3:45PM (Unverified) said

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and over half of those consoles will get RRoD

Posted: Aug 14th 2009 3:47PM ArchiGamer said

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And I bet half of them get RROD! Amirite? Huh?


*gets booed of the stage*

Posted: Aug 14th 2009 4:01PM sonicspike41 said

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*Throws a tomato at Archi*

Wait, actually I need that tomato back. Money's tight and the kids gotta eat, so I expect you to wipe every square inch of it off your face and give it back!
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Posted: Aug 14th 2009 4:35PM fikhl said

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Mega lol
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Posted: Aug 14th 2009 3:49PM Special Agent Steve said

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I wonder if Peter has a tramp stamp...
it's probably of this- http://ds.kombo.com/images/content/news/viva-pinata-party-animals-1.jpg

Posted: Aug 14th 2009 3:49PM (Unverified) said

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who the fuck cares. what does this mean to me or anyone else. do we all get cookies or something??

Posted: Aug 14th 2009 4:04PM Tre said

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@McBeefington: No. You get 1 heart for asking. Greedygut.
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Posted: Aug 14th 2009 3:51PM DWells55 said

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Darn it, the only reason I clicked on this story was to make the over 9,000,000 comment.

Posted: Aug 14th 2009 3:52PM (Unverified) said

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I got banned!

Posted: Aug 14th 2009 3:56PM ArchiGamer said

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Um no and, what?
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Posted: Aug 14th 2009 3:58PM (Unverified) said

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and i bet you are so proud that you own a console that other people have. i bet that makes all the women want you, cause you are so cool and popular now. God if i only knew that success was as easy as buying an xbox360, damn i'm so outdated and out of touch. if i buy one now will i be popular now.
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Posted: Aug 14th 2009 4:05PM Stevetrop Man of Mystery said

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I have been gaming for quite some time now. The 360 as much flack as it gets it's quite a good system. When I first heard MS would be jumping into the console market way back in 2000 I was rather skeptical on their success in the market.

Never the less I bought an Xbox when it was released and was quite surprised at how they handled themselves. They had some rocky starts and they tripped here and there as all gaming console manufacturers do but they always composed themselves well. The 360 is probably my favorite console this generation it has great games and a great online service.

Imo its an all around great system
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Posted: Aug 14th 2009 4:07PM sonicspike41 said

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Why you so poor? Why you so poor and I so rich? Why you wife leave you and none of your friends want to hang around you and I got big mansion and swimming pool? I tell you why! I bought a 360! Now for just $200 you can be half as rich as I! Or spend $400 on our "Elite" and you be just as rich and happy as I!
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Posted: Aug 14th 2009 4:20PM Puertoricarious said

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"and continues to grow like a Chia-Pet"

hahaha that might be the best and worst simile i've ever heard
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Posted: Aug 14th 2009 6:17PM gonintendo said

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Why did I get downvoted? I love the 360 as much as the next guy but this piece of work keeps spamming crap. just look at his profile.

"The Xbox 360 is simply the best most popular console with the most active online community this gen. Nothing can match the power of Xbox Live, it's good to play together, jump in."
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Posted: Aug 14th 2009 3:54PM Rhamsey said

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As soon as i saw the topic and 18 comments i knew someone beat me to it.

Posted: Aug 14th 2009 3:57PM latin trident said

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a great way to celebrate is with Halo Wars (if you are looking for it).

http://www.amazon.com/gp/goldbox/ref=cs_top_nav_gb27

Posted: Aug 14th 2009 3:57PM Stevetrop Man of Mystery said

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@ThatPCgameryouhate

Thats a rather disturbing thought.

Posted: Aug 14th 2009 4:02PM Vidikron said

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I'm just helping to push everyone else to the second page.

Posted: Aug 14th 2009 4:05PM (Unverified) said

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sad to know half of that 9 million is replacements for red-ringed consoles.

Posted: Aug 14th 2009 4:11PM CannabisPrime said

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Your originality knows no bounds.
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Posted: Aug 14th 2009 4:23PM Snowblind said

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I myself have had two fail on me, but considering Microsoft repair the consoles for free.. Why would anyone go out and buy a totally new one?
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Posted: Aug 14th 2009 4:08PM (Unverified) said

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Vegeta, what do the NPD's say?

Posted: Aug 14th 2009 4:14PM (Unverified) said

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1. thats been done and it was done over 1/2 an hour ago so you cant say "Oh I didnt see it"

2. NPD doesnt cover Europe
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Posted: Aug 14th 2009 4:16PM (Unverified) said

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9 million is spectacular sales. congrats, microsoft. =)

Posted: Aug 14th 2009 4:16PM R Planteer said

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Spam for Mr. ESC....because I care.

Posted: Aug 14th 2009 4:19PM (Unverified) said

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I got banned!

Posted: Aug 14th 2009 6:22PM BlazeKing said

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"but the Xbox 360 just delivers goodness all over my face"


R U sure that's the 360? Just sayin'........
That whole post was gay. (it really sounded gay)
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Posted: Aug 14th 2009 5:29PM Mr Khan said

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You're like the polar opposite of Summercamp (if anyone here remembers Summercamp)
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Posted: Aug 14th 2009 4:28PM oOWallaceOo said

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77.9km (Length of Lichenstein Border) / 30.9cm (Length of 360) = 252,104 units to bulid a 25.8cm wall
15ft = 457.2cm / 25.8 (Breadth of 360) = 18 units to reach 15ft
252,104 x 18 = 4,537,872 units needed to build a 15ft wall around Lichenstein
2 x 4,537,872 = 9,075,744 units to build 2 15ft walls around Lichenstein

Posted: Aug 14th 2009 4:31PM TheDarkWayne said

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wat
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Posted: Aug 14th 2009 6:18PM SpaceGhostFlyer said

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wat
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Posted: Aug 14th 2009 7:23PM (Unverified) said

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He's figured the math on how big a wall around Lichenstein you could build with 9 million 360s. I think he snuck one by you Dark Wayne and Space Ghost. Damn Wallace, you really don't like 360 do ya?
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Posted: Aug 14th 2009 7:48PM (Unverified) said

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It would have holes in it, though. The curvy design wasn't meant for stacking.
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Posted: Aug 14th 2009 4:31PM (Unverified) said

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I love spam!

Posted: Aug 14th 2009 4:33PM (Unverified) said

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Wonder how many of those sales are Re-buys from the E74 madness.

Posted: Aug 14th 2009 4:38PM (Unverified) said

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Forgot to add, i almost bought the console again, but held out till they announced they fixed E74 for free!
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Posted: Aug 14th 2009 4:39PM Peter Moore said

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Did somebody say spam?

Posted: Aug 14th 2009 8:41PM (Unverified) said

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Well yea what do you expect from Microsoft. This is kinda unfortunate since your console sucks so much balls that people have to buy it at least twice a year because it breaks every time you play for more that an hour.

Posted: Aug 14th 2009 5:02PM (Unverified) said

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RRODZ LOLOLOLOL

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