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Posted: Aug 15th 2009 2:05PM amrkvati said

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HAHA OMG BOWSER IMITATING HITLER AT THE END WAS PRICELESS!
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Posted: Aug 16th 2009 4:46AM (Unverified) said

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Posted: Aug 15th 2009 2:06PM cuteSAVAGE said

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That "World 1-1" bit got me. Brilliant.
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Posted: Aug 15th 2009 2:06PM MinimumWageNinja said

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Tarantino and Mario? A match made in heaven. I always dreamed of a game with the likeness of Conker's Bad Fur Day with the setting of Mario World. Never going to happen, though.
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Posted: Aug 15th 2009 2:08PM cuteSAVAGE said

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Paper Mario has been pretty good at satirizing Mario tradition (Luigi in TTYD was hilarious!), but I'd love to see it taken to the next level too.
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Posted: Aug 16th 2009 11:16AM MinimumWageNinja said

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Very much agreed, Savage. Paper Mario 64, especially upon release, was incredibly original and satisfying.
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Posted: Aug 15th 2009 2:16PM Aperture said

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Brilliant!
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Posted: Aug 15th 2009 2:19PM Sly C said

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brilliant.
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Posted: Aug 15th 2009 2:25PM Sly C said

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wait, i don't get one thing. is wario an allie or an enemy?
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Posted: Aug 15th 2009 7:39PM Eric the Amazing said

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They were hitting his head with a toilet plunger. I'd say enemy...
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Posted: Aug 15th 2009 7:48PM Sly C said

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oh, i misunderstood the part where wario pulls back his hair. i thought the guys said "our brothers" not "their brothers"...
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Posted: Aug 15th 2009 2:20PM ArchiGamer said

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Oscar Worthy!!!


I'd totally watch this.
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Posted: Aug 15th 2009 2:22PM Obienator said

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"Killin' Goobas"

Awesome!
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Posted: Aug 15th 2009 2:46PM Tre said

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B-b-b-but Goobas don't exist! Only G-G-G-Goombas!
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Posted: Aug 15th 2009 2:24PM Zoidberg said

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I'd watch a full movie of this.
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Posted: Aug 15th 2009 2:27PM ArkAngel said

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And I WILL get my shells!!!
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Posted: Aug 15th 2009 2:35PM spin cycle said

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"And I love my shells"
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Posted: Aug 15th 2009 2:57PM spin cycle said

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Damn, it's "and I want my shells"
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Posted: Aug 15th 2009 3:30PM Bubbameister33 said

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Velveeta shells and cheese!!! And I want my cheese.
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Posted: Aug 15th 2009 2:39PM Tre said

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A match made in HEAVEN.
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Posted: Aug 15th 2009 2:51PM jhowlett said

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letsa go
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Posted: Aug 15th 2009 2:54PM oOWallaceOo said

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These guys should mario-ize some other tarantino movies, maybe "Plumb fiction"
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Posted: Aug 15th 2009 2:59PM cuteSAVAGE said

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"Pipe Fiction"
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Posted: Aug 15th 2009 3:02PM Lukeyo said

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KILL BULLET BILL.
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Posted: Aug 15th 2009 3:04PM ArchiGamer said

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RESERVOIR CHAIN CHOMP
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Posted: Aug 15th 2009 3:06PM Lukeyo said

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FOUR WARP ROOMS.

man I could do this all day... or for 10 minutes when we run out of movies
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Posted: Aug 15th 2009 5:12PM Mr Khan said

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1up Mushroom: Death Proof
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Posted: Aug 15th 2009 7:07PM (Unverified) said

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What about Jackie Brown Yoshi?

There's also that one scene he directed in Mushroom City.

Then of course he wrote but didn't direct Natural Born Killer Ball(that's from Mario Superstar Baseball).

Finally, there's actually a minigame in Mario Party 6 called Dust 'Til Dawn.

http://www.mariowiki.com/Dust_%27Til_Dawn

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Posted: Aug 15th 2009 2:58PM (Unverified) said

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Anyone who thought a Mario Brothers movie had the potential to be "amazing" needs to get out more.
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Posted: Aug 15th 2009 3:01PM cuteSAVAGE said

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I don't care what anyone says, it is an amazing almost cyberpunk-esque take on Mario's vague story. It deserves a lot of credit for completely turning the game's world on its head. It's totally watchable too.
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Posted: Aug 15th 2009 3:07PM Shmil said

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It may be the nostalgia talking but I always found the Super Mario Bros. Movie to be the best out of any old video game movie. Mortal Kombat was fun too but Mario was an interesting take. Street Fighter with Van Damn was awful. Then the more recent boom of video game movies have just spoiled the names of video games. Thanks to Uwe Boll.
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Posted: Aug 15th 2009 3:10PM ArchiGamer said

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It was good in its own cheesy way. besides, how the hell does one take Mario universe and create a serious movie? In other words, don't expect heavy set drama in a colorful background.
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Posted: Aug 15th 2009 3:17PM Sly C said

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as long as no one mentions the first final fantasy movie, we'll be alright.




damn it.
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Posted: Aug 15th 2009 3:43PM TheDarkWayne said

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Best part was when Mario slammed the shy guy's face into the table
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Posted: Aug 15th 2009 5:56PM PN04 said

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A serious movie is very easy to make out of the Mario Universe, it's just difficult to do it WELL.
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Posted: Aug 15th 2009 7:04PM (Unverified) said

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For a serious take on the Mario Universe, just head over to The Escapist and watch "There Will Be Brawl". That series show is awesome. :) Drunk, brawling Mario with a thirst for blood...Luigi a part-time drug dealer in order to support his alcoholic, washed up brother...Peach a princess who can't go without giving herself out to Mario, even though he's turned into scum...Link the chief of police on a power trip to give conquered Hyrule the chance to rule the Mushroom Kingdom...great stuff. :)
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Posted: Aug 16th 2009 7:14AM (Unverified) said

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I totally watched it.

And any movie with Dennis Hopper deserves at least an extra star for that alone.
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Posted: Aug 15th 2009 3:00PM ArkAngel said

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your right.. my bad..
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Posted: Aug 16th 2009 12:28AM MonkeyMan322 said

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thats just plain funnny
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Posted: Aug 15th 2009 3:35PM placebo33 said

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not sure about your use of "propensity" in the first sentence. isn't potential a better fit? i use propensity like "i have a propensity for action RPGs."
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Posted: Aug 15th 2009 4:23PM Puertoricarious said

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i thought the exact same thing.
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Posted: Aug 15th 2009 3:50PM (Unverified) said

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Hahaha No way this movie would be approved for all audiences, at least PG-13.

BTW Peach is hot lol
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Posted: Aug 15th 2009 3:50PM Crusty Magic said

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I laughed.
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Posted: Aug 15th 2009 4:15PM (Unverified) said

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This is the greatest thing I've ever seen on the internet. God bless those guys.
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Posted: Aug 15th 2009 5:27PM (Unverified) said

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The special effects are EPIC, lol.
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Posted: Aug 15th 2009 5:39PM SoCoolCurt said

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that was awesome. i wanna see this almost as much as i wanna see Inglourious Basterds now lol.
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Posted: Aug 17th 2009 10:11AM (Unverified) said

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Hey Joystiq Crew!

Your are justg awesome!! i still somtimes cant believe how much fun u can put in ths stupitist articles!

I sometimes just still remember the phrase "he who must not be gamed" its just hilarius!

you are the best website ever!

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Posted: Aug 15th 2009 6:51PM gotjpeg said

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god I can't stand these mario parody videos we get it mario is so cool and retro
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Posted: Aug 15th 2009 9:06PM BrokenTriforce said

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teh h8erz are jealous that they didn't come up with this idea
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Posted: Aug 15th 2009 9:08PM serge808 said

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I'm not impressed.
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