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Posted: Aug 15th 2009 4:07AM einhanderkiller said

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Kick ass?
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Posted: Aug 15th 2009 11:25AM PN04 said

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If anyone remembers the trailer for Eyedentify the game not only recognized your face but also when you laughed. This means the possibility of enhanced interaction with on screen characters.
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Posted: Aug 15th 2009 1:57PM (Unverified) said

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I wonder if there's already a patent for the machine used inside that TV in real life. It's like a manually operated anal stimulation machine. I get a feeling it would be really popular at steampunk conventions. I've been to one of those and those people are really twisted.

But the real question is, what did Sony actually intend for that to be? Surely, they didn't actually want the patent office to think that the guy was actually leaning into having a spinning wheel of things going up his butt?
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Posted: Aug 15th 2009 7:21PM ptcamn said

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Yup- Eyedentify was all about emotion and voice recognition. That game hasn't been officially canceled and still shows in many release date lists as TBD, even though we haven't heard from it in years. My guess is that it may have taken another form with the upcoming motion controller coming up and that we may see some form of that game next year when the release of the controller comes about.
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Posted: Aug 16th 2009 2:53AM (Unverified) said

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FUCKING PS3 RULES!!!!
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Posted: Aug 16th 2009 1:44PM (Unverified) said

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Go look up Life Line. You can get the USB headset for PS2 for $10, and the game for $4.

You play the game primarily by telling the character what to do, verbally. Sort of like Hey You! Pikachu, only in Space. And with Aliens. And Guns. And the ability to say inappropriate things to your virtual partner.

Surprisingly emotive game, even if it would be otherwise considered subpar without it's 'gimmick'.
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Posted: Aug 15th 2009 4:18AM pibs said

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That graphic on the Bravia proves we are getting close to the Kicked in the nuts channel like in the movie Idiocracy.

Touché Sony
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Posted: Aug 15th 2009 5:54AM BReal206 said

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Thats exactly what I was thinking....... "Ow my balls".............."I like money"
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Posted: Aug 15th 2009 10:46AM RobS the 3rd said

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Actually, there is already a Japanese game show that does this.
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Posted: Aug 15th 2009 12:31PM kamanashi said

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Idiocracy was awesome, so I am glad Sony is making the channels from it.
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Posted: Aug 15th 2009 12:47PM Ridgecity said

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I believe it is a dildo machine. Why do you think the guy is laughing so hard? either than or he's high.
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Posted: Aug 15th 2009 8:44PM (Unverified) said

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"Go Away.....Batin'!!"
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Posted: Aug 15th 2009 4:18AM SpiderPrime said

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Best. Patent. Picture. Ever.
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Posted: Aug 15th 2009 12:55PM Brendan H said

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This would definitely recognize my laughter, as I always laugh while holding my belly and pointing while my mouth is agape.
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Posted: Aug 15th 2009 11:49PM quiggy said

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You've gotta love the numbered label connected to the balloon that says "Ha Ha Ha".
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Posted: Aug 15th 2009 4:19AM B3astofthe3ast said

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Is it just me, or does the image on the TV seem....wrong.
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Posted: Aug 15th 2009 6:00AM chipimix said

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Program: crazy inventors
!!LAUGH DETECTED!!

THEY ARE SPYING ON US! O_O
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Posted: Aug 17th 2009 12:11PM Uphillbothways said

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The picture from the screen is actually from a real, completely different patent:

http://www.google.com/patents?id=XYYHAAAAEBAJ

"An amusement apparatus including a user-operated and controlled apparatus for self-infliction of repetitive blows to the user's buttocks by a plurality of elongated arms bearing flexible extensions that rotate under the user's control. The apparatus includes a platform foldable at a mid-section,...
Inventor: Joe W. Armstrong
Primary Examiner: Kim T. Nguyen"
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Posted: Aug 15th 2009 4:20AM TheDarkWayne said

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Wow, if we make something similar to what's on that screen, we deserve to be cleansed by the machines
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Posted: Aug 15th 2009 4:21AM TheDarkWayne said

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what's the description in the notes for 10? Stupid douchebag?
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Posted: Aug 15th 2009 4:39AM Iroquois said

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I believe the note say something like "10. DUUUUHHHHHRRRRR"
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Posted: Aug 15th 2009 12:48PM ch3burashka said

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Please, no anal probing.
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Posted: Aug 15th 2009 2:39PM BigD145 said

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Machines know how to laugh better than you do. They will show you the way.
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Posted: Aug 17th 2009 12:14PM Uphillbothways said

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Right above your comment I linked the patent to the device shown on the screen. So, get in line for some machine-cleansing?
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Posted: Aug 15th 2009 4:24AM ZexionArmando said

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Ha ha ha? lol, I laugh at schematics. Like Nintendo's with weird looking child.
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Posted: Aug 15th 2009 4:26AM Stevetrop Man of Mystery said

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I take it the ps3 would now be able to go into some sort of self defense mode when it senses an on coming nerd-rage when some super difficult game kicks the players ass?

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Posted: Aug 15th 2009 4:27AM (Unverified) said

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PS3 + Sony Patent apparently = anal probing
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Posted: Aug 15th 2009 4:29AM lobotomies4free said

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CONFIRMED! PS3 vitality sensor!
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Posted: Aug 15th 2009 4:31AM SitriStahl said

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who draws these patents, first with the balding child, now this
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Posted: Aug 15th 2009 9:57AM Kinjiro said

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Someone trying to make the best of a shitty job
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Posted: Aug 15th 2009 11:57AM TomCo said

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I think its a pretty cool job. When I was in school I decided I wanted to be either a draughtsman or a programmer. 6 years on I don't really regret choosing to be a programmer, it is a bit stressful at times though (Im looking at you cell processor).
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Posted: Aug 15th 2009 4:53AM ArchiGamer said

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WHAT. THE. FUCK.
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Posted: Aug 15th 2009 4:56AM blue ocarina said

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Seems like it's almost inferring to some sort of application to detect emotions while you watch tv so it can report back if viewers like it/hated it/thought it was funny/puked/etc.
One would think that would be kind of sketchy.
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Posted: Aug 15th 2009 1:09PM Brendan H said

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Exactly. The pic shows channel & program info. It's not a game he's watching, it's TV. This seems akin to focus groups who watch a show and have a dial to turn up when they like something and down when they don't.
Sony wants to turn you into a focus group. Confirmed.
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Posted: Aug 15th 2009 6:29PM KaBob799 said

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Yeah, why would you want to let your PS3 record sound and video of you watching tv shows.
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Posted: Aug 15th 2009 5:04AM (Unverified) said

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wasn't that device pictured on the screen in bruno
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Posted: Aug 16th 2009 4:38AM (Unverified) said

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That was a "sexcercise" bike, I think the asian champagne bottle ass guy was getting shafted by that shit this shoves a foot up your ass while you stand..
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Posted: Aug 15th 2009 5:05AM (Unverified) said

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Getting a PS3 for this.
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Posted: Aug 15th 2009 5:16AM Bowser Rogozhin said

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The same soulless gentleman draws all this patent pictures, I bet. He's even got the same receding hairline as that Nintendo man-baby.
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Posted: Aug 15th 2009 5:59AM (Unverified) said

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OH WOW, that one pic with the shoe machine is wrong on SO many levels... 0_o
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Posted: Aug 15th 2009 7:21AM Jacksy said

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Which is why the guy is laughing at it.
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Posted: Aug 15th 2009 7:18AM Special Agent Steve said

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Sounds... incredibly stupid really.
Sadness- stop playing.
Excitement- keep playing
Anger- stop playing
Joy- keep playing
Interest- something along the lines of keep playing
Boredom- stop playing.

Good patent picture, but just a really stupid concept. That's a poor way of combating Natal Sony.
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Posted: Aug 15th 2009 7:30AM Jacksy said

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No need to involve Natal.
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Posted: Aug 15th 2009 7:47AM No Kill Tayler said

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I didn't know this was combating natal? That makes sense.
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Posted: Aug 15th 2009 12:03PM Mr Khan said

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No. This is clearly an effort to pre-empt Nintendo's incredible inflatable Horsey simulator.
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Posted: Aug 15th 2009 7:37PM ptcamn said

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Let's clarify something: Natal IS NOT MIlo. People seem to confuse the two. One is just the hardware and the other software. The latter is the one that "theoretically" recognizes human emotion (the hardware may detect motion and space but can't tell one thing from the next without a program). And for that matter I doubt Sony is doing this now to combat Milo as Eyedentify was shown all the way back in 2005. Since both only exist in tech demo forms then there is no point in giving MS credit for being the first to do it.

Besides, if you think this patent is stupid by definition you think that Natal being used for the same purpose with Milo is also stupid which I agree with.
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Posted: Aug 15th 2009 8:32PM Special Agent Steve said

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No, you completely misread my comment. I never said it compared to Natal, I said it was their response- their retaliation.
I said I didn't agree with the patent, therefore insulting it. Reading emotion is completely useless, and Sony is trying to use it to make their games better? What? They want to use it so they can change the difficulty of the game? Instead of going through the unnecessary work of adding a mic to their fucking machine, they could just as easily make it a mandatory option- really. fucking. stupid.
And really, wtf is the thing going to do if your sad? Show you funny pictures?
Sony misunderstands everything. WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Posted: Aug 15th 2009 7:20AM AbsoluteZero said

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Oh man what a great way to start the day. So hilarious
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Posted: Aug 15th 2009 7:29AM Jordanb716 said

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How about something like a rating system? Users were smiling, laughing, etc. this much for this much of the game? and then compile it into averages and post it. would be interesting imo. Would need to make it optional and anonymous or it would just be a pin in the ass though.
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Posted: Aug 15th 2009 8:00AM Ethan said

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I'd play the game in the pic.
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