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Posted: Aug 16th 2009 11:35AM HydrophobicFish PSN ID Hydrophob said

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Looks like I'm gonna have to replace my girlfriend's birth control pills with the candy "Smarties."
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Posted: Aug 16th 2009 12:19PM leemahi said

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ha ha. looks like ima have to 'pull in' one of these nights
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Posted: Aug 16th 2009 11:37AM (Unverified) said

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Ah, yes. The ever popular dressing up of humans with no personal opinion of their own. But it makes me wonder, where exactly do babies come from?
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Posted: Aug 16th 2009 11:54AM Snowman said

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Manufactured in china, shipped around the world by Storks....I thought everyone knew that?
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Posted: Aug 16th 2009 12:01PM (Unverified) said

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A question that has baffling scientists for many years now.
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Posted: Aug 16th 2009 1:02PM The Blank Mage Returns said

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That's not what Mass Effect taught me.
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Posted: Aug 16th 2009 2:10PM BigD145 said

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Posted: Aug 17th 2009 2:20PM pABSO said

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It's simple babies of from the land of retribution and behave similarly to Leonidas Xerxes.
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Posted: Aug 16th 2009 11:55AM Mr Khan said

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"Wait, what? It requires two people?"

Not necessarily, as Adoption's an Option.

Though you'll have to be careful to not indicate to the agent that you want the child to fulfill your Zelda fantasies
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Posted: Aug 16th 2009 12:03PM wormania said

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Add to that, adopting a just-born child is pretty much impossible. Most children are 1-2 before they are up for adoption.
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Posted: Aug 16th 2009 12:57PM Sly C said

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and aren't test tube babies an option too? a creepy option, but definitely an option.
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Posted: Aug 16th 2009 1:43PM oOWallaceOo said

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Are there any adoption agencies with pre-order bounses ?
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Posted: Aug 16th 2009 2:05PM mrmobius said

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I don't buy 2nd hand, for the same reason I don't buy 2nd hand games from Gamestop. You never know where they've been.
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Posted: Aug 16th 2009 12:02PM (Unverified) said

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Dont forget to give your kids swords and bombs, or else he's just a link wanna-be.
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Posted: Aug 16th 2009 1:05PM (Unverified) said

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If I see one more poser link... Idk what I'm gonna do.
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Posted: Aug 16th 2009 12:06PM (Unverified) said

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Storks bring babies, Swallows don't.
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Posted: Aug 16th 2009 1:09PM (Unverified) said

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If you're trying to make babies and she Swallows...
...You're doing it wrong.
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Posted: Aug 16th 2009 2:11PM BigD145 said

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African or European?
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Posted: Aug 16th 2009 1:04PM The Blank Mage Returns said

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I think I'm going to clone myself. I like me. And I would totally love being dressed up as Link as a baby.

....That.... didn't sound right... did it?
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Posted: Aug 16th 2009 1:11PM Shadowbender said

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That makes two of us...
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Posted: Aug 16th 2009 1:29PM oOWallaceOo said

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I knew buliding a baby-sized version of Dodongo's Cavern in my garage would come in use some day.
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Posted: Aug 16th 2009 1:34PM Nate Addison said

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Please just don't use iguana's as dodongos....it would make baby Hyrule sad.
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Posted: Aug 16th 2009 2:53PM Jjjjames said

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nahhh, iguanas ain't big enough. Gota use Komodo dragons.

much safer
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Posted: Aug 16th 2009 1:30PM ArtificeDrake formerly known as said

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It would be too perfect if I could get Saria (the cat) to knit me one of these bad boys! Saria, please? I don't actually have any kids but I'm sure I'll spawn one someday... It's just too cute!
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Posted: Aug 16th 2009 2:18PM Martin C said

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I hope she gets a lot of donations, as those instructions are really well put together. Still don't want kids.
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Posted: Aug 16th 2009 3:04PM AlvinRod said

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Does it come with iron booties?
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Posted: Aug 17th 2009 9:03AM (Unverified) said

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That is so cute haha
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Posted: Aug 16th 2009 7:18PM Yan said

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Marketing baby-wear and accessories that cater to the current/former gaming parent(s) may have a nice chunk of change in it.
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Posted: Aug 16th 2009 9:08PM HasteMakesWaste said

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I wonder how old the baby will be when it pulls the mastersword from the pedestal of time...
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Posted: Aug 16th 2009 11:29PM (Unverified) said

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I should really have someone make this for my to-be-born nephew. This is just beyond cuteness.

http://TheOverrated.com
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Posted: Aug 17th 2009 12:38PM mikeypugs said

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lol if I knit, I'd be all over this
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