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Emperor_Den_Den @ Aug 19th 2009 6:10AM
smh how can't you know who said that quote. Everyone knows that Batman.....erm no...DEADPOOL.....aww screw it's some costumed tight wearin man said it...or was it Chuck Noris..........
Young_Nastyman (a.k.a. Thor von Clemson) @ Aug 19th 2009 6:18AM
no no, it was Premature ejaculation man, and the exact quote was:
"With great power co-"
MT @ Aug 19th 2009 6:12AM
First half seems pretty and interesting, then the gameplay comes and It's suddenly the most stupid looking shooter ever
Carbonize @ Aug 19th 2009 6:44AM
Agreed. Everything looked very plastic. For a dream world I expected things to look a bit mor ethereal and less substantial.
Andrew @ Aug 19th 2009 7:32AM
Thirded.
It seemed neat until she had conventional firearms in a dream.
Guns can be left out of a lot of games, and this seems to be one of them.
andyface @ Aug 19th 2009 8:20AM
Forthithed... I probably should have stopped that joke rather than continued it.
It kinda reminds me of painkiller vids, run round in circles shooting as stuff that's lurching "scarily" towards you. Her arm looks like it's from a barbie doll too, which would scare the crap outta me.
I wonder if they'll make a mechanism where you have to press a button for her to say "my name is Alice Drake" at the start of each level, or maybe it'll use the chat pad in an attempt to make that more viable, hopefully you can get her to say "My name is Francis Drake, I've come to colonise your dreams, for the Queen" or something of that sort.
I also wonder if there'll be some wonderful plot whereby she'll (or hopefully you'll) forget to say "My name is Jake the Snake" and thus she'll forget where her mind ends and blah blah blah and thus turn into a blob of goo. Maybe that should be a spoiler warning...
Psychofemm @ Aug 19th 2009 9:45AM
I concur...
I even watched it again to see if my first impression was off.
It wasn't.
Chief Oddball @ Aug 19th 2009 10:05AM
OK, good, I'm glad I wasn't the only one who felt like I'd just been Rickrolled as soon as the gameplay portion of the video started.
Tiptup300 @ Aug 19th 2009 11:12AM
Literally exactly what I was going to say.
Shagittarius @ Aug 19th 2009 11:50AM
I didn't know Hillary Clinton did voice over work...
343 Guilty Fart @ Aug 19th 2009 1:06PM
Wow, just came here to say the same thing. The first half looked like it could have been an interesting adventure game, the second half looked like a modded version of Doom.
jahd5000 @ Aug 19th 2009 9:18PM
i agre with both MT and Carbonize first comments... action part of trailer sucked
Lucas @ Aug 19th 2009 6:17AM
The name made me think of Painkiller instantly... but the trailer makes it look totally different. Color me interested.
Tiptup300 @ Aug 19th 2009 11:15AM
You evidently didn't finish the video. The gameplay looks exactly like painkille. Same graphics too.
Lukeyo @ Aug 19th 2009 1:38PM
Sheeee issss theee dreeeeam killeerrrrrrrrr
Tristax @ Aug 19th 2009 7:57AM
The only way that gameplay gets acceptable is if this is somehow an XBLA game. That just looked really bad.
I was all excited thinking I was about to see some artsy, new concept and blam! The fail hits.
Slim @ Aug 19th 2009 8:19AM
I am incredibly underwhelmed by this; I thought for a second while I was watching a trailer that it was a Wii exclusive. The most impressive parts were the opener and closing. The only exciting part about it for me was when I read the title and thought it had something to do with the Dreamfall series.
Nick Frost @ Aug 19th 2009 8:21AM
The first half of the video made me think of The Path
Once the gameplay hit, I thought Serious Sam.
I could be wrong, but this just seems budget.
I was expecting hipster and got frat-boy. I do hope I'm wrong.
Maulok @ Aug 19th 2009 8:36AM
I guess there goes my chance for a Nic Cage Ghost Rider kart racer :-(
mkygod @ Aug 19th 2009 8:52AM
At first i thought it was a darker sequel to the Longest Journey and Dreamfall games because both games had a female heroine entering fantastical worlds through dreams and the name Alice Drake automatically made me thought of April Ryan. So when I saw that it was an FPS, i was immediately disappointed it was not another Longest Journey sequel...
343 Guilty Fart @ Aug 19th 2009 1:08PM
I was initially hoping it would be Longest Journey-esque, until the FPS parts showed up and it just looked silly.
Danthok @ Aug 19th 2009 8:57AM
Game play reminds me of Serious Sam, but not in a good way. Reminds me in the "this game looks like it is 10 years old" way.
I am taking bets that this is half price three months after it is released, any takers?
Storm Eagle [Resident Capcom Megafan] @ Aug 19th 2009 9:23AM
HA! Look everyone! It's Nathan Drake's slightly (understatement) less attractive sister!
Jason @ Aug 19th 2009 9:34AM
Anyone think this looks like a cross of Serious Sam and Evil Twin: Cyprien's Chronicles (if it were in the first person)?
Sidebuster @ Aug 19th 2009 10:19AM
They should have made the game play like Clive Barkers Undying. That shit was scary when I played it at around 14. I remember being all into it with my friend and looking at a a mirror and a ghost poping up behind me in the mirror. THAT or that call of cthulu game.
umm....hello??? @ Aug 19th 2009 10:19AM
I don't remember reading anything on this game until just now--that's gotta be a bad sign, right? plus it's coming out this year? they might want to wait until next year and put more polish on it like Alan Wake is doing, y'know, avoid the heavy competitive holiday schedule?
Konstantine @ Aug 19th 2009 10:33AM
I'm with you on this one, that seems like a terrible sign.
But...The first part of the trailer scared me a bit...Which is a good sign...
If the cutscenes are scary, but the game sucks, they'll eventually turn up on YouTube. :3
XBL: xGeneral DEATHx PSN: Deeth82 @ Aug 19th 2009 11:19AM
Not every great game concept grows up to be a great game.
quadamage4 @ Aug 19th 2009 12:46PM
Intro was awesome, gameplay was WTF! I might get it just to hear Laura Bailey's voice (voice of Bloodrayne).
Matchles @ Aug 19th 2009 3:29PM
If this is anything like Painkiller, it's going to be sweet. All I can hope for is another level where you fight ninjas in an opera house.
Anemos @ Aug 19th 2009 4:00PM
I didn't know Serious Sam had a bastard child.
Stephen @ Aug 19th 2009 11:20PM
Looked like its right from the old classic American McGee's Alice, even the same name, well until the gameplay at the end... lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lG_-3T1Tljw
cafecito @ Aug 20th 2009 12:12AM
Everything was good until the gameplay shots. Why FPS? The genre is already crowded as it is...