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Posted: Aug 20th 2009 8:34PM SpaceFox said

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I LMAO at the pic. xD

Posted: Aug 20th 2009 8:54PM SpaceFox said

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You know, the pic may be right. Looks like she's going for her back pocket there....,

That is a she right?
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Posted: Aug 21st 2009 4:32AM The Wicker Man said

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"That is a she right?"
Only one way to find out ace.
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Posted: Aug 21st 2009 8:24AM eat it said

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I would just ask his or her name politely. As I wouldn't want to cause any harm to her physically or mentally. I hope that is what you were thinking wickerman
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Posted: Aug 20th 2009 8:34PM (Unverified) said

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this looks like my kind of game!!!

Posted: Aug 20th 2009 8:39PM Sinkwater said

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Memories of lighting children up with a flamethrower in Fallout 2...ahh memories.

Posted: Aug 20th 2009 8:42PM LaughingTarget said

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Agreed. Nothing was more satisfying than pummeling that little punk who picked your pocket to a pulp. (yay alliteration!)
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Posted: Aug 20th 2009 8:41PM (Unverified) said

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OMG finally a game for rebels like me! My 'rents are so gonna flip
when they see me playing it. I hope it comes with a pack of candy
cigarettes and a temporary tattoo so I can blow their motherf'in
minds!

Posted: Aug 20th 2009 8:41PM eat it said

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After reading the comments section of the PS3 BC post I may get this trophey in real life.

Posted: Aug 21st 2009 4:31AM The Wicker Man said

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I wish there was a report to police button on this site! :P
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Posted: Aug 21st 2009 8:13AM eat it said

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It was a humor joke.
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Posted: Aug 21st 2009 9:17AM Prox said

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It was an ATTEMPT at a humor joke.
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Posted: Aug 20th 2009 8:42PM (Unverified) said

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hurry someone call Jack Thompson

Posted: Aug 20th 2009 8:42PM ArkAngel said

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Awesome Sauce

Posted: Aug 20th 2009 8:43PM whookid said

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So.. how long till the next killing spree is blamed on games?

Posted: Aug 20th 2009 8:44PM (Unverified) said

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And they say video games set bad examples.

*rolls eyes*

Posted: Aug 20th 2009 8:45PM wallywallas said

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"Will somebody PLEASE think of the children!"

Posted: Aug 21st 2009 1:00AM Gaming Expert said

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LOL!
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Posted: Aug 21st 2009 9:29AM HydrophobicFish PSN ID Hydrophob said

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We'll all be thinking of the children...

... when we're hacking them to bits.
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Posted: Aug 20th 2009 8:45PM LaughingTarget said

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The best kinds of kids to hack into little bits are the ones with the big, doe eyes.

Posted: Aug 20th 2009 8:46PM AkumaFTW said

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I love the premise and setting, looks great. Just wish it didn't look so much like LittleBigPlanet with blood. Its going to be completely different i'm sure but the pic with the platforms and the one with them jumping reminded me of LBP a little too much.

Posted: Aug 20th 2009 8:50PM (Unverified) said

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Children killing achievements?

SOLD!

Posted: Aug 20th 2009 8:59PM logicmeme said

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Yes please!

Posted: Aug 20th 2009 9:00PM Puertoricarious said

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so they're going to make an entire game where you kill children....but it's not until there's a specific achievement for it that people start to get their panties in a twist?

.....what!???

Posted: Aug 21st 2009 2:51AM gettinmoney662 said

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Not that I'm against this achievement, but the likely controversy would stem from the game specifically rewarding you and enticing you to kill children in the game.
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Posted: Aug 20th 2009 9:04PM whylekat said

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omg Circle of Dead Children should so write the soundtrack!!!

\\m// ^_^ \\m//

Posted: Aug 20th 2009 9:04PM Ballistic H said

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Moe Szyslak: The children! Would somebody think of the children!

Posted: Aug 20th 2009 9:38PM Cafecito said

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There's nothing more stress-relieving that killing virtual children :)

Posted: Aug 20th 2009 10:12PM shadowhowl1900 said

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change that to teens and then it will be ok'd by parents

Posted: Aug 20th 2009 11:09PM (Unverified) said

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lmao righty
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Posted: Aug 20th 2009 10:31PM Rhamsey said

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"As such, you still can kill 1,000 children, but you'll need a pencil and paper to keep score."
Holy crap, this made me laugh like crazy.

Posted: Aug 20th 2009 10:37PM IRCheesecake82 said

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Seriously, who cares if the achievement is about killing children? I'd be pissed if there was public backlash over that. It's a freaking joke in a video game, it's not even close to putting a giant message on the box and saying "Kill little kids" PUT THE ACHIEVEMENT IN THE GAME I SAY! (it'll be fun)

Posted: Aug 21st 2009 1:02AM Gaming Expert said

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I couldn't agree more.
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Posted: Aug 20th 2009 10:52PM (Unverified) said

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I'm really sick of all this, "zohmygawd killing kids is illegal" that's in every game. You get into games like Fallout 3 and Fable 2, which promise complete freedom with what you can do in the game. Then you get to little lamplight and want to massacre every single child there (because the character you're playing is evil, and it's something HE would do, but you have no desire to yourself of course) and it won't let you. Whats the big effing deal? I know the media is obsessed with the fabrication that everything we see in a game, we try in real life. But come on now.

Posted: Aug 21st 2009 4:19AM (Unverified) said

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You realise killing kids is actually illegal, it's not just something they've invented to stop people having fun.
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Posted: Aug 21st 2009 4:54AM Cafecito said

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Damn, I Forgot killing adults is totally legal, of course.
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Posted: Aug 21st 2009 5:00PM (Unverified) said

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well yes that is too, but I'd hoped that was obvious.
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Posted: Aug 20th 2009 10:53PM Tre said

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I get to kill digital children?!

Some of my classmates better thank their lucky stars they aren't in this game.

Posted: Aug 21st 2009 8:19AM eat it said

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be careful, the comment police are on the prowl and they don't like humor
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Posted: Aug 20th 2009 11:09PM (Unverified) said

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At the effect of not sounding "cool" I'll say I think it's a bad achievment and game. I'm not against GTA games and all that, I play it but I don't like this with the kids issue.

If the game sells only BECAUSE you can kill children in it that is really stupid. Comments like "Children killing achievements? SOLD!" and "There's nothing more stress-relieving that killing virtual children :)" aren't good, and if that's your only reason for buying the game you might have serious issues.

Posted: Aug 20th 2009 11:27PM Nadril said

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Stop being such a girl about it.
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Posted: Aug 20th 2009 11:39PM STiger said

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What if it's ONE of the reasons?

A fairytale fighting game might actually be quite interesting. It's no BlazBlue, but fighting games are awesome.
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Posted: Aug 21st 2009 12:37AM Deaths Hand said

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Don't worry, the "cool" kids usually follow suit.
They will lead a lemmings sort of "lets walk off the cliff because it's what everyone else is commenting about" kind of life.
Don't look down!
(insert over-used emoticon)
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Posted: Aug 20th 2009 11:27PM jhowlett said

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if people read the actual fairy tales they'd know it was par for the course

Posted: Aug 21st 2009 12:21AM juggalotusmx said

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I would kill the children of a thousand planets just to see you smile.

Posted: Aug 21st 2009 12:32AM Deaths Hand said

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What?!

Remember when games where FUN without the whole: "hey killing is the coolest mechanic that could ever be implemented in a video game EVER" thing happened?

I blame the fourteen year old kids whose neglectful parents by them "mature" games.

Posted: Aug 21st 2009 4:30AM The Wicker Man said

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Your are absolutely correct. 14 year olds who give birth to parents are out of control.
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Posted: Aug 21st 2009 5:54AM JeezWhiz87 said

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Yeah, right on! Like Pong! Come on, Duck Hunt, and the original Mario featured violence, maybe not killing children but it's been a basic component of games for a long time. If you don't like it, don't buy it, and if you have kids don't buy it for them.
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Posted: Aug 21st 2009 4:29AM The Wicker Man said

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Having a child will influence your views on this. I do. Though I must respect the developer's right to exercise their creative freedom. This means I only have to tolerate it, not like it. It comes off to me as juvenile and based around shock. The graphics though are far too goofy to be taken that serious and that is why I am not that bothered by this.

Posted: Aug 21st 2009 4:41AM (Unverified) said

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I'm not entirely sure I agree with the other commenters who apparently relish the thought of killing 1,000 children. Is that really something you want to achieve?

I can understand the restrictions in games which mean that you can't go around killing children in a similar way that you can't make them fall in love with you and then... well hopefully you get my point. If you desire true freedom in a game world then you're requesting the developers program actions which are horrendous (regardless of if it's real or not) and seeing they may have kids, that's not particularly fair. Admittedly it can be a bit annoying when you're restricted in games, but over something like the ability to kill a child, I'm not too fussed, it's not particularly something I'd find enjoyable/entertaining in a game, and isn't that the main point of games.

Perhaps if there where major consequences for killing a kid, such as being labelled a child killer and having the wrath of everyone in the game world come upon you leaving you to hide among the most putrid and repulsive characters left in the world who applaud you decision, resulting in a less than enjoyable game experience, maybe then it could be an acceptable thing to have in a game.

Anyway, I'm not entirely sure if the ability to kill kids is really the crowning jewel on any game and thus completes it.

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